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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MdeSade64


At 6'3", I am always approached by ladies having a hard time reaching things on the higher shelves...smile Maybe keeping slippery around for those things that she bend over to reach...smile

Now that I think about this, you and slippery and me....how much housework are we really going to get done...smile


the bathtub will probably be squeaky clean. smile
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i actually took a minute to skim thru this a bit... what a load of BS. some of it's creepy, some of it's just stupid, and a great deal of it would cause me to dump your ass. seriously.
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are you actually expected to memorize all of those?
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Quote by JBumblebee
Thank you Sprite!!!



you are very welcome. smile
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Quote by stage75




Just proof we have great actors smile I await your invasion en garde


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Quote by MadMartigan


You snooze up in your tower, you lose to the mere mortals down on earth, my dear.


just wait til i start peeing on you from up here. smile
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Are those...?!?! OH MY GOD!



dude, you NEED these. permission to buy granted!
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Quote by stage75


more than one Sylvester McCoy and David Tennent a french doctor hmmm not sure about that one.


see? already had your share. that does it, you're getting invaded, Mister! smile
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Quote by MadMartigan
I've never had the British Broadcasting Company either.

Are those British journos really kinky freaks in the sheets?


*shakes fist* you stole my joke, you you you... person, you!
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Quote by Robz17
Choosing Capaldi will limit the money making abilities of the BBC


how so? as long as he's good i don't really see the issue smile

btw, this is the look he should go with - kind of a Don Qixuote - totally be awesome!
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Quote by stage75
disagree Capaldi is a great choice to play the Doctor fantastic actor not just for serious stuff but some good comedy moments he will be different. To be honest i don't want there to be a female doctor it would be a bad idea call me sexist racist all of that but i don't want a black actor either i don't care about age young old ginger would be a funny joke but at least he is Scottish and a Glasgow born one at that.


There was already a Scottish doctor. what about the rest of us? i want at least one French doctor! vive le docteur! ha! and no gingers!
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Quote by naughtyannie
Only if I can be your Companion heehee


oo - i have no objections to that at all!
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Quote by MadMartigan


Liar. You told me once fit Dr. Evil's rocket up there before.



that was up my bum, not in my pussy. he specifically asked about what's been in your pussy.
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Quote by naughtyannie
A female Doctor would be cool - I reckon it'll happen one day. Maybe not the next one, but the one after that. And she should have hair like your avatar ;)


help me kick my campaign off to become Doctor #14 please! no, really, i'll be perfect for it, right?
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Quote by naughtyannie
I'm with Sprite on this one - I think he (Peter Capaldi) could be brilliant. I love Matt Smith, but it'll be good to have someone a bit older for once. And I think he'll do angry really well!

I saw him on stage last year in "The Ladykillers", and he was really good in that.


*nod* we were thinking sort of the same thing - having someone older will be a nice change, tho honestly, i'd love to see a female doctor in the near future - it's about time, right? smile
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we just watched the special and we both like him, so no, obviously not. smile
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i am proposing a new show: The Swimming Dead: ZOMBIE SHARKS! seriously, it'll be brilliant! or umm... Twilight Sharks! sharks that sparkle! *giggles*

that all said, the worlds biggest shark is the whale shark - about 40 feet long, but it eats plankton not people and is very gentle. most sharks don't eat people. card sharks eat cards, for example. leopard sharks eat leopards. tiger sharks eat tigers. we have a shark vacuum, tho i have yet to try to vacuum a shark.

on a serious note, more people are killed by bees than by sharks. how come we don't have Bee Week?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll



I steam a lot of things as well - I find it keeps the flavour and colour and makes veggies much tastier - the broccoli is greener, the asparagus is crisper and it's great to steam things like butternut squash (if you add a bit of butter and brown sugar to this, it tastes just like a dessert!).



if you're going to cook them instead of eating them raw, yes, steaming is the best way not to cook the nutrients out of them as well as retaining the flavor. highly recommended. smile
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i saw an ad for Sharknado the other day, and a mention that they are doing a sequel. it's not anything i'd watch, but you have to admit, the idea is interesting - a tornado of sharks. has anyone else seen it? is it worth watching for the cheese factor?

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i'm a vegetarian. i know, useless, aren't i? personally, as far as getting most of your veggies in in a day, i find that if you sort of pre-mix up salads - and by salads, i don't mean just lettuce - try this; mixed greens, shredded cabbage, carrots, mushrooms, red onion, shredded broccoli, and peas. sometimes i like to throw apples and dried cranberries in, and i find that it's easier if you make up about 4-5 days worth at a time and put them in ziplock containers in the fridge - that way, when meal time comes around it's ready - otherwise you'll pass, cause you don't feel like making the effort when you just want to just sit down and eat. smile
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can i suggest you do more then just post a title? ask a question - if we know what you're asking, you'll actually get more responses.
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adventure outside
doors are meant to be opened
the world is endless
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Doll just introduced me to Picture Polish - Australian and cruelty free. i kind of hate her. looke at this!
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Quote by clum
I miss him...



noooooooooooo! *sniffles*
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i like em small - small enough to put the fear of god into them when i want. i want my man to be rightously afraid of me at all times. fear, not love, is what makes a relationship work. so, anyone looking to hook up?
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