Quote by Jester2725
I was referring to a hairbrush handle. Toothbrush handle. Spatula handle. Stuff like that.
door handle?
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the reality is that this is a nice fantasy, one i'm sure we've all had, but it would probably be a disaster - Lush, being what it is, people would be arriving with an idea that it's going to be a free for all orgy, and while we might up the sex/kink factor on line, really, in real life there will be a LOT of unfulfilled sexual tension going on. likely scenarios
someone having a few drinks and expecting sex from someone else. lots of hurt feelings. lots of, oh, god, that's what you look like? oh god, you're not really all that attractive when you're drunk. fuck, you're totally a bitch, i hate you for rejecting my poem or stealing my lush crush or being anti gun.
Magical Felix would get beat up a lot and i'd have to step in and defend him. Dancing Doll would lock herself in her room after being mobbed while trying to go to the bathroom. LadyX would probably shiv someone just for the heck of it. Nicola would be dumping poison into the punch bowl every chance she got. Gav would probably impregnate most of the straight girls and half of the lesbians... getting the picture? yeah, lovely fantasy, though
someone having a few drinks and expecting sex from someone else. lots of hurt feelings. lots of, oh, god, that's what you look like? oh god, you're not really all that attractive when you're drunk. fuck, you're totally a bitch, i hate you for rejecting my poem or stealing my lush crush or being anti gun.
Magical Felix would get beat up a lot and i'd have to step in and defend him. Dancing Doll would lock herself in her room after being mobbed while trying to go to the bathroom. LadyX would probably shiv someone just for the heck of it. Nicola would be dumping poison into the punch bowl every chance she got. Gav would probably impregnate most of the straight girls and half of the lesbians... getting the picture? yeah, lovely fantasy, though
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Quote by 1ball
I'm just giving the OP the benefit of my experience. Apparently I touched a nerve that was covered by thin skin.
no, actually you made such an incredibly mysogynistic statement that it just had to be addressed:
"Many women are little more than parasites, given the chance."
had i said "many men are little more than rapists, given the chance" i'm sure that some of the guys might feel the need to make a rebuttal as well, seeing as i'd be unfairly slandering a fairy large cross section of people based on their gender of a very heinous crime. fortunately, i'm smart enough to realize that A), it's not true, and B) it's an incredibly hurtful statement to make.
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Character Name: SuperSprite
Aliases: Blondie, Kitty Impossible
Physical Attributes: 5 feet tall, blonde hair that seems to have a mind of it's own, Pixie Dust nail polish.
Powers: The Shred (costume disintegrates leaving villains unable to breathe) and Entangling Hair.
Abilities: An expert in Kitty Camouflage, Crack Shot with a Bubble Gun, Fastest Tongue in the West.
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Quote by 1ball
The thing is, you probably have victim written across your forehead in an invisible tattoo that only women can see. Many women are little more than parasites, given the chance. They measure their self-worth by how much attention they can get from men and how hot of a bf they can attract. Even if they don't want to be with you, they could be helping you find a gf, but they're getting what they want from you, so why should they? You really don't want to know them, at least not on their terms. If they don't want to meet you halfway, kick them to the curb.
now, girls, before you go attacking 1ball, he's got a point. most of us are merely wannabe blood sucking leeches. speaking for myself, my only real joy comes from dragging men down and fucking them up so badly that they're broken for life. really, that's how i roll - i get a guy interested in me, get him to buy me lots of nice things and then, when i get bored of him, i fuck his best friend and then take off - if i really play it right, it's after he marries me and then i even get half of his stuff, further emasculating him! total win-win for me.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Dude, remember when I used to say one little thing to you and you would start foaming at the mouth and downing your last Keystone light and then writing a fucking novel in response to whatever thing I said that got your old man jeans in a bunch? .......that was so funny
You were like...
And I was like...
kind of like what i do to you now.
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sometimes it's as simple as this - others see you as you see yourself. yeah, we all have our insecurities, our shynesses, our fears to overcome. it's hard! go with your strengths, tho. most of what i post here is funny silly stuff - that's my strength - i'm funny and i'm silly - i recognize that and so that's the side of me i put out there, either in the forums or when i was dating. i wasn't the sex siren, i was always the cute girl. you really need to figure out who you are - and yeah, the bitter, angry bit won't get you dates, nor will the friendzone ploy - pay attention to what Doll said in regards to that. i'm not going to say that the whole out of your league thing is something you should pretend does or doesn't exist - it is very real - it's not just a physical thing, tho - charisma, personality, and charm go a long ways sometimes - still, first impressions also matter, and girls, like guys, are going to notice the hot people first - it's just the way it is - you walk into a room, you notice Bradly Cooper before you notice Seth Rogan.