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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


It doesn't surprise me that you're profesionalmaster's little slave. I think I have hurt his feelings once or twice (just because I asked him if he was paid to be a master since he's a pro LOL). Why are the "Masters" so sensitive? I don't get it. Why do they clam up and need the "sub" to stick up for them? This doesn't make any sense. This is why I stress that the terms Dom and Master are misnomers... No one that is truly what a Dom or Master pretend to be are this sensitive. Cry baby would be a more accurate term.

ProfessionalCryBaby. <--Look I even capitalized it to show respect n shit.


i told Ms Kate on you. she said that as soon as she's done with important things, like dusting the bookshelves and scrubbing the toilet she's going to eviscerate you, fake master felix the dickless.
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Quote by KissBetweenTheHips
If you have anal sex or sex standing up, you can't get pregnant in any way.


umm... well the anal sex comment is correct, actually. smile
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woo hoo! first of all, three of my favorite writers here! second of all, amazing stories, and third all all, congratz Jack! you did it! one of each! lol - he'll know what i'm referring too! smile damn, i'm glad i'm not entering some of these - the competition is fierce! congratz to the runners up too! damn. some good stuff!
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Quote by spikedflb
As long as they are clean, devoted and honest...no, her past would not be a roadblock, but may be a turn on!


i like that! i'm all about being hosed down to please my man! where do i sign up? smile
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I like catchy titles that are almost like one liners that capture the whole story, especially if they're ambiguous. The more ambiguous the title, the more likely I am to read the story because I want to find out WHY the story was called that.

I really don't like literal titles like, "My Sister's Best Friend's Brother Fucks Me in the Ass". I almost never read these because I feel like the whole story has already been given away.


what if there's a twist, though, like it wasn't really her brother but a first cousin or someone disguised as her brother? now you'll never know.
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Quote by WellMadeMale


make your own porn Rachel..

I know you know how (just control you audience)... it's always worked for me... the debonairrogue approves.


i have. i still need a tv to watch it on, tho - it's kind of too small on the phone to see the juicy details. smile
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Antarctica isn't war torn. Nothing happens in Antarctica. Ask the penguins.


i would have only you apparently have abducted them all in a mad bid for world supremacy - don't think i haven't been keeping tabs on you.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Don't tell me that you fuckers are still watching the boob tube.

Watch a documentary and learn something. Then watch the opposing view of that documentary.

Unplug, live life... enjoy.

Your heart rate will settle....perspiration only increases when you fuck (someone - not your hand). What could be better?


i need my tv to watch documentaries. and porn. smile
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Quote by WellMadeMale


you spelled piss ants - wrong. 1 demerit

* Personally, I prefer to kiss moderator asses. It works out better in the long run. Right, DM?


i'm an artist - i spelled it wrong to bring attention to the plight of my brothers and sisters in war torn Antartica.
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Quote by Kitanica


Oh I get it now sorry lol. I thought this thread was serious.


we take our game of thrones VERY seriously around here. melt downs occur whenever someone we like dies.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


My sentiments exactly. Fuck 'em all...and not literally.


the forum mods can all bite me too.
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Quote by Kitanica
Overrated: game of thrones and breaking bad

Underrated: big bang theory


you got those backwards.
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fuck the story mods. i'm an artist. they should bow down to me and be grateful they get to read my work. they are insignificant little pisants compared to me and entirely beneath my notice. why should i thank them? they should thank me!
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it's just cosmetics. we all do stuff to change out look to how we want to be seen or how we see ourselves. makeup, polish, clothes, hair style. what happened it being all about what's inside that counts? i can think of a dozen reasons to get implants that wouldn't give any reason for someone else to be judgemental and none that would. they're not for me, but i've seen some really amazing implants - not the extreme kind, but just something that gives a woman a bit more and they look lovely.
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Quote by CurlyGirly


Great start to your story!!

Maybe you can make one of the "friends" your sister, so you can throw on an tag.

Also, I would recommend that you have someone help you with the grammar and spelling, because the mods will reject that shit faster than you can say "curved cock." Good luck! Can't wait to read the finished product.


i thought that was supposed to be 'carved cock'...
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anything with Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler in it. *shudders*
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i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.
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Quote by naughtyannie


You must teach me that one lol


it's got a steep learning curve, but i'll give it my best. smile
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Quote by yourmisterdark
Or here's a novel approach - you say you are both married, so how about you keep to your marriage vows of fidelity and honor and keep it in your pants like a decent human being?


what is wrong with you, man? are you insane?!?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
A free double-shot of Rebel Yell is waiting for St. Slippery at Rumplations. ;)

BTW, not sure if this still works, but re-saving an existing doc 'should' re-format it it to one space after periods, sentence wise, that is. It might require manually changing a double-space tosingle but the resave should then change them all



oh, wow... i love you too, Mr Foreskin! heart
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Sometimes you just gotta keep it real, Felix. word.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Depends on what version of'Word' you're using. However, try getting to 'settings' and then noodle around.

Ever helpful,



Dani helped me fix it biggrin she's my hero!
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so, i write stories - that doesn't mean i'm brilliant. i know there is a way to change the setting so that it only makes single spaces between periods, right? i have no idea how to do technical stuff... i would appreciate any help i can get on the subject (as would my editor )
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