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Quote by GingerKitty
Makes me feel so good to see that I have a filthy, repulsive cock, just because I have a flap of skin that protects it from harm and keeps it clean. The perception that a cut cock is cleaner is incorrect. It's all up to the owner of the cock and I can (and do) pull my foreskin back every day and wash properly. A cut cock can be just as filthy, you know.
aww, Andrew, i've always suspected you were a filthy boy. *giggles and runs*
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
If you put me in a white leotard, that could double as a tampon commercial too.
or you could be the new Summer's Eve poster girl!
"After a hard day of writing porn on the deck of my Malibu beach house, i like to make sure my pussy is sparkling fresh!"
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sometimes i actually post serious answers.
i'm 30. life for me, as it has for probably most of us, has been full of highs and lows. every high, i've been lucky enough to have someone there to share it with. every low, i've had someone there to help pull me though, be it by sharing the burden, or helping me forget it for a short time. i am thankful for each and every one of them, even the ones who were just there for that one moment of sharing those moments. the ones, though, who have been there through thick and thin, and yes, some of those are here on this site, some recently come into my life, some having been there as long as i've been a member, each of you, i am incredibly thankful for. too many to mention, btw, so i won't try, but god, i am truly blessed. thank you from the bottom of my heart. i love you all.
i'm 30. life for me, as it has for probably most of us, has been full of highs and lows. every high, i've been lucky enough to have someone there to share it with. every low, i've had someone there to help pull me though, be it by sharing the burden, or helping me forget it for a short time. i am thankful for each and every one of them, even the ones who were just there for that one moment of sharing those moments. the ones, though, who have been there through thick and thin, and yes, some of those are here on this site, some recently come into my life, some having been there as long as i've been a member, each of you, i am incredibly thankful for. too many to mention, btw, so i won't try, but god, i am truly blessed. thank you from the bottom of my heart. i love you all.
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Quote by trinket
Oh Dear, it seems The god almighty Spriteness is giving me the hint about thanking CG for a crappy old beetroot! I had better move my cute lil arse and hop to it or my arse will be toast again I suppose.
Wish I could post unicorns and shit all over her wall. THAT would cheer her up GODDAMMIT!
Dear CG, Thanks for the crappy old beetroot that looks like a rat, you posted on my wall earlier today. I will treasure it always.
much better. i've got my eye on you, you know.
ps - i've already learned my lesson about mentioning unicorn shit to you - not going to do THAT again. lol
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't have a method. I just throw the toilet paper roll on - whether it's over or under is totally up to chance. I'm always surprised that people care one way or another (well, I guess the cat thing is a legit reason).
I'm also a hyper-meticulous - probably a triple or quad wiper. Often I'll finish with a cleansing hygiene wipe too for that sparkling fresh feel.
My major pet peeve (way more than toilet seats left up) are men who don't replace toilet paper on the roll. I HATE this. Even worse when I don't live there and have to go searching under the sink or asking for toilet paper because it's gone. Keep it up for the guests in your bathrooms, boys... Don't make me use your bathtowel.
because, quite honestly, i will - actually, if i'm visiting, i always check to make sure there's tp there first, if not, i go make the host find me a roll - i'm not shy about it - if, for some reason, i miss it, btw, and there's not a roll within reach, and there's a hand towel or washcloth handy, guess what. you've been warned.
and even pre cat, TP NEED TO BE OVER!! that's just how it is. you're just plain weird, sometimes, Ash.
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something that just crossed my mind.
there are some incredibly sexy people here. it's the internet, we communicate through spoken word, not face to face, purely thru words, something a little strange, seeing as how, honestly, this is an image driven culture. not everyone looks like a porn star here. that doesn't mean that, when we chat, we don't come across as porn stars. as a woman, i am especially sensitive to this - girls tend to be dismissed simply because they'r not perfect - a few extra pounds, breasts that are too small, hair that is too frizzy. doesn't mean they're not incredibly sexy, but they might not have the confidence to be sexy if you're judging them by their photo.
on lush, it's our brains that are sexy. so yeah, i do get it - like i said, i deal with this by not posting my photo all over my page, but some do it by posting pics that match the sexy in their brain - and yeah, it's misrepresentation, but does it really hurt anyone if you think "SpiceGirl1872" has huge boobs when she's actually got wee itty bitty ones? not really, unless you end up proposing to her online one night (not really a good idea, btw!).
and yeah, i get that it bugs some people, that some people are mired in the fantasy of actually being a porn star, and yeah, some of those people are probably incredibly fake, but once again, unless we all tend to show sides of us that we want others to see and hide the blemishes - this is a little more extreme, but it's not all the different, in a way.
*shrugs* i came to term with this issue a while back (long story) and now, i simply don't care enough to worry about it. let the buyer beware, as they say.
there are some incredibly sexy people here. it's the internet, we communicate through spoken word, not face to face, purely thru words, something a little strange, seeing as how, honestly, this is an image driven culture. not everyone looks like a porn star here. that doesn't mean that, when we chat, we don't come across as porn stars. as a woman, i am especially sensitive to this - girls tend to be dismissed simply because they'r not perfect - a few extra pounds, breasts that are too small, hair that is too frizzy. doesn't mean they're not incredibly sexy, but they might not have the confidence to be sexy if you're judging them by their photo.
on lush, it's our brains that are sexy. so yeah, i do get it - like i said, i deal with this by not posting my photo all over my page, but some do it by posting pics that match the sexy in their brain - and yeah, it's misrepresentation, but does it really hurt anyone if you think "SpiceGirl1872" has huge boobs when she's actually got wee itty bitty ones? not really, unless you end up proposing to her online one night (not really a good idea, btw!).
and yeah, i get that it bugs some people, that some people are mired in the fantasy of actually being a porn star, and yeah, some of those people are probably incredibly fake, but once again, unless we all tend to show sides of us that we want others to see and hide the blemishes - this is a little more extreme, but it's not all the different, in a way.
*shrugs* i came to term with this issue a while back (long story) and now, i simply don't care enough to worry about it. let the buyer beware, as they say.
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Quote by BelleduJour
I find this post hilarious yet interesting! For me, I'm both a folder and a scruncher. If I do #1, I tend to fold neatly and use just enough paper to get the job done BUT (no pun intended!) if I do a #2, I'm a scruncher and tend to use much more than I probably need. I'm not sure about the theories regarding what that says about a person but what the hell do I know?
Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.
P.S. For the record, toilette paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P
anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats).
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i scrunch. i also do umm... several passovers - typical toilet habits are scrunch, wipe, flush, scrunch wipe, flush, pause, reflect, scrunch, wipe, flush, done, wash hands. - i'm very meticulous about being clean down there... tmi? oh, and yes, i do tend to go through a lot of TP 
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Quote by overmykneenow
This has been discussed before many times - as has the idea of a "name and shame thread" - the argument tends to boil down to what is acceptable fantasy and what is deception. If someone wants to come on here and pretend to be a porn star who are you to spoil their fun? Fakes are usually easier to spot from the way they act rather than the way they look.
It's not as straightforward as it at first seems. There are many reasons why someone will use a fake and unless you know exactly why, it won't help matters if they're name and shamed. I know exactly how much women especially are pressured to put photos up; putting up fakes just makes life easier for some people. With reserve image searches you can't really hide behind a fake picture for long. We all have to go in with our eyes open as well as our minds.
On the flip side - knowing how hot some of my friends actually are - sometimes I wish their pics WERE fake! Would make life a hell of a lot easier.
i will sometimes put up sexy avatars just for fun, pix that represent me, rather than are me - i will also occasionally slip a real pic in just for fun. often i get comments such as 'is that you? you're hot', and i will answer them honestly. nope, sorry, not really me, but yeah, she is hot, i agree. if no one asks, then i am happy to let them enjoy the fantasy of having 'seen me half naked'. it's not really such a big deal. i have shared actual photos with people i trust here. that's a small handful, so don't go asking. i'm comfortable with that.
generally, though, i tend to be very guarded about my private life. that's just how it is. i really don't want to be at a restaurant and have Alan calling out from across the room "Hey! i know you! You're the chick who sticks ginger root up her ass!"
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yes, it has been discussed a million times before, and no, we have no interest in putting in the time or effort simply to make sure that people who put up a picture of a porn star instead of their own is 'outed'.
q: how come it took 3 months for my story to be published?
a: we were too busy making sure that no one posted porn stars in their photo gallery to verify it.
this it the internet. everyone here is an adult and can usually figure things out for themselves. it's also an erotica fantasy site - if someone wants to be a porn star let them - i find that the best way to figure out who is real and who is not is getting to know them - if you're just looking for a quick wank, what does it matter in the first place? as you said, it's usually fairly obvious.
btw, i'm not really an animated cartoon character, in case you were wondering.
q: how come it took 3 months for my story to be published?
a: we were too busy making sure that no one posted porn stars in their photo gallery to verify it.
this it the internet. everyone here is an adult and can usually figure things out for themselves. it's also an erotica fantasy site - if someone wants to be a porn star let them - i find that the best way to figure out who is real and who is not is getting to know them - if you're just looking for a quick wank, what does it matter in the first place? as you said, it's usually fairly obvious.
btw, i'm not really an animated cartoon character, in case you were wondering.
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Quote by Shylass
Trinket, you're missing a few tricks. Why not suggest a carrot, since with all the masturbation going on around Lush, people could probably use a vegetable to stop them going blind (pun intended)? Just a thought.
actually, cucumbers are my go to vegetable for Masturbating
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Since Cabo hits around the 9K word mark, she is practically an erotica saint, in my opinion.
lol - yeah, Blondie is about the same, plus, it's ME writing it - it's not quite as polished as Cabo - poor girl. i'll need to send her a case of tequilla when she's done.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
There's a rumor she might be translating one of yours next...I think she's stuck on how to explain that whole ginger thing to a Spanish audience...
you know, you admit to sticking ginger up your ass once, and people never let you forget it.
i clean the house while singing along to Disney songs on my ipod.