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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by inthemix
Sorry about the type O, Leo's seem to be predominant here, just an observation.


actually, i have type B...

sorry, just having fun now. I actually have the same issue in my personal life - when august comes around i find that it's birthday-rama; i swear, i spend more at amazon during the summer then i do at christmas time.
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Quote by inthemix
Leo's LOL


aww... that makes way more sense. btw, hi Leo! i'm a rachel.
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Quote by Magical_felix


I think the question was about things you wouldn't do... A couple things on that list seem to be right up your alley.


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Quote by mentalcase
I want to say Les Mis. I know its a semi happy ending, but everybody dies!


no happy ending at all - every one dies and Cosette's dad dies ON HER WEDDING DAY. the MISERABLE is RIGHT! every anniversary, she'll be reminded of that.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jack_42



So sex with an unwashed circumcised cock is ok? And as for shaved pussies they make me feel like a .


*crosses Jack's name off the list of possible sexual partners. reason: my pussy creeps him out*
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Her Royal Spriteness
ok, seriously. time to get back on track. if you aren't raging, go away.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket

Hey Spritey! UNICORNS AND SHIT!!


your ass is toast.

*Image removed by Rage Patrol*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mazza

Whispers: You are SO getting your bottom smacked when I get back in here... Cheeky wench.


promises promises - you want to smack my bottom, you better tie me down first - rope's in the second drawer down, next to the riding crops and paddles
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


ME?!?! Scare off the newbies?!?! Pffffft...

I'll bring the ice cream to your office.


*office closed for... "remodeling" until further notice*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


She's getting pretty big for her britches... I guess that's where "Her Royal (Pain-in-the-ass) Spriteness" comes in.


that's it. my office. NOW! and shut the door behind you - i don't want you scaring off the newbies!
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Quote by Paulfromma
Well, I'm old enough (in my 60s, although I still have problems believing that!), perhaps more importantly, mature enough, to understand that rage is self destructive. There are many causes of rage. One needs to get away from the source or, in a determined but controlled manner, fight back.


you watch your ass, buddy. Go pollute somebody elses thread with your positivity bullshit
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mazza


Fucking semantics!!! GRRRRRR



(I would hug you to soften the blow of my now full blown rage, but I know that would get me kicked out of the thread)


*blows whistle* YOU! yes YOU, you scottish tart! out of the pool! 30 minute time out! don't make me come in after you!

(the cool thing about it being my rage cage? i can break the bloody rules anytime i feel like it *gives the finger to the entire population of Lush*)

*Image removed by Rage Patrol*
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Quote by trinket
My God I would love to say something here right now but it's not a rage and I'll get my butt kicked if I do. *zips lips*


i'll allow it, but just once, so make good use of your non-ragey post. *giggles*
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Quote by Mazza
Some people really fuck me off - lying and pretending to be something they're not.

It's not big and it's not clever and I think a whole lot less of you than I did before.

Fuck you!

(okay, it's more chagrin than rage, but we don't have a chagrin thread)


go make one, and stop cluttering up my cage with your chagrin, it really pisses me the fuck off!! (see? THAT'S how you do proper rage. )
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by She

haha, luckily you are adorable, not really afraid afraid of that cuteness ;)


and a good kisser as well *bats eyelashes at you*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by She
Ha, what now!
No one is complaining?!!
Oh come on people, you must have saying in this!!


*snide comment edited and censored by author*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Liz


Not sure how my cookies stack up against nudey Sprite pics now...


i've had your cookies ;) i think it's a toss up!
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i want a tiny elephant too! oh, and umm... the latest batch of nudes are in the mail, Gav. once again, you've earned them. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


OMG! That was you?!?!


shush, you silly
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Her Royal Spriteness
sometimes the universe just goes haywire. i don't really have a rage for me tonight, but i would like to rage on behalf of everyone that i love whose had a fucked up day, week, month, or year. fuck you, universe. fuck you you fucking son of a bitch. leave my friends alone and go fuck yourself or i will fuck your shit up big time.
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true story - one year i dressed up for halloween as a pot brownie - wore a brownie uniform with little cannabis leaves instead of the crest, merit badges for things like bong making, etc, and even handed out pot cookies - cost me a small fortune but i made a lot of people very happy.
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Quote by trinket
he he, well done! oops, ok Ms Spritey, I'm outta here! shhhh


*glares* you just wait, young lady.
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Her Royal Spriteness
when my wife and i were a little more open, we had a playmate who was bi, and we brought one of his boyfriends into the bedroom with us at one point. it was fun. were we seeing him because he was bi? no, just happened to get on with him and found him fun and attractive, but i have to admit, it was fun to play where everyone was part of the equation and there wasn't any weirdness about gay or lesbian couplings going on and it was kind of hot to be playing with two guys who were as into each other as they were us. smile
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