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12 Mar 2013

Quote by Buz
Sprite I haven't seen Oz but I did enjoy you rating & reviewing it. I see a lot of 'Family' movies in my future. Ouch! But I do like cartoons!

My wife & I have to spring for hot buttered popcorn at the theater. But we often sneak in cold beer and candy bars. I am such a criminal.

Tickets at least $30, less if we hit the matinee. Popcorn is another $5-7.00, Cokes will more than double that.

we will sneak in snacks but usually buy drinks there. of course, sometimes you just NEED hot buttered popcorn! smile

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12 Mar 2013

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12 Mar 2013

she can get her OWN damn sex toys. what's mine is mine. *growls* drunken

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12 Mar 2013

ps: think of your husband, too. in a standard D/s relationship, the onus of the 'work' is on the Dom(me). if they are not truly committed, it will be no fun for them, mostly they will resent being forced to play that role.

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12 Mar 2013

my advice. don't go from one extreme to the next. talk to him about Role play first. don't just think you can go from being a 'normal' couple into having a 24/7 D/s relationship. when my wife and i got together (almost exactly 5 years ago) the bdsm was a large part of our bed room play. we had 'date nights' usually twice a week when the full on hard core kink came out and the rest of the time it was what i would call soft D/s: she is naturally Dominant, and i am a natural submissive - most of our daily life reflects that. that said, i do not refer to her as my Mistress (although i DO refer to her as Ms Kate depending on the situation), neither of us considers me a slave, although i can be pet, once again, mood and situation. sex is sometimes full of cuffs and crops and clamps and rope, and sometimes it's just two girls making love and usually, it's somewhere in the middle of all that.

while i respect people who have chosen to live it as a lifestyle 24/7 i could not do that, not would my wife wish to. we still have date nights, tho, and we still have a toy drawer filled with bdsm toys that get regular use. i think that, you'd be best served by doing just that - have a date night, if it goes well, if you're both into it, make it a regular thing, at least for now. smile

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by lovewhenuswallow
How much does it cost for 4 people to see a movie at the theatre these days? been so long.

if you go a matinee and don't do snacks (popcorn and soda etc are what cost you the MOST, not tickets) it should be around $32 depending on where you live?

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12 Mar 2013

i especially don't like reading about the .2 kid. Really, is that like just a head and one arm? kind of creepy, if you ask me....

a serious answer. no, i don't care for it. if i want to read romance and happy ever afters, i'll go read them else where. here, i want pure hot, steamy, unapologetic sex. there is, to me, nothing erotic about 9 months of pregnancy, childbirth, and raising kids. nothing wrong with it, but notice i said "erotic". if it's a story involving a married couple with children, and the children are more of an aside to set the scene up, yeah, i'm ok, but no, please please please keep your kids out of my porn. thank you. smile

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by adagio
This is a 'come out of of wood work' question. The carp masquerade as wood paneling wanting to read the answer to this question.

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".

was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? biggrin

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12 Mar 2013

Strip sorry, the revised rules as created by Rachel and Kate.

needed.

-One Game of Sorry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorry!_(game)
-2 to 4 adult players comfortable with nakedness and possible sex.

rules revisions:
-when ever you send someone's pawn back to start, they have to remove an item of clothing.
-if you draw a two you can give up your extra draw and put something you removed back on
-if you draw an 11 and choose to move 11 instead of switching places, you can choose on item of clothing the other person has removed and put it on.
-if you draw a sorry you can choose not to use it and make the other person remove 2 articles of clothing or put on two pieces back on or a combination of the two.
-getting a person into home allows you to put on one piece of removed clothing.

advance rules:

needed: an assortment of sex toys/props. typically you can use cuffs, butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, clamps, etc - pretty much whatever is in your toy drawer. ;)

once your opponent(s) run out of clothes, you can substitute them 'putting on/in' a sex toy for removing clothes, and taking off/out one for putting clothes back on. putting a vibe in and turning it on are considered two separate actions, btw. smile

typically, it's fun to play best two out of three if you're playing as a couple. as a foursome, one game is usually sufficient. smile

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by adagio
I don't believe in censorship. However Lush rules should be followed if everything is on a level. Unfortunately the scale may not balanced

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by adagio
If minors are not allowed in stories, then why post a quetion?

please read the second post by Delphi. smile

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12 Mar 2013

latex panties tight
worth the time to put them on
never stay on long

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12 Mar 2013

i think that Fredrick's is geared more towards what guys want to see women than what women actually find sexy. it takes a lot of self confidence for a girl to go that route and it's more for pulling out on special occasions in the bed room or for really wild nights out. i like GCs comment on FoH being more vulgar - nothing wrong with that sometimes, but yeah, VS is more classy. that said, sometimes you should have something super slutty and just put it on cause you know your partner would enjoy it. release your inner slut.

this goes both ways, btw, men take heed of this.

personally, we don't really do the Fredrick's stuff, but there's some pretty crazy stuff in our special drawers for role play etc. as a side note, looking good in that kind of lingerie takes work and it's not just something you throw on at a whim - you need to get it just right to look like the models. don't expect miracles. most of us don't look like the girls in the catalog and i'm telling you, if you even look like you're judging us when we've put ourselves out there to please you, it's probably not going to happen again - be enthusiastically appreciative, even if you notice the stretch marks, the extra 5 pounds, the not quite as perky as they used to be breasts. THAT will get you a repeat performance. this will not:

"oh, baby, you need to go to the gym more often." smile

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by Buz
Anything less than swimming out to meet troop ships is okay.

what about kayaking out?

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by Nikki703

HAHA!! Ugly suit.

what you talking 'bout, Nikki. i love that suit! don't make me come over there and talk some sense into you! clown

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12 Mar 2013

Something about this guy that really gets me going. smile

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12 Mar 2013

Quote by clum

That would be a frivolous ban by anyone's standards.

not mine! i vote we ban Matthew for the over use of the word "the" in his stories! yes, i HAVE gone power mad! woo hoo! clown

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11 Mar 2013

Quote by Nikki703
I really am, guess Im feeling a little better!!

TPBM has had sex with a friends wife/husband

what do you think? (if you guessed yes, you're be right, but it's all on the up and up) ;)

TPBM has a secret fetish for mowing lawns in the dark while dressed in a Latex fish costume.

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11 Mar 2013

with the "avatar below me"? i'd have to see it first, wouldn't i? and no, probably not, unless Mistress is following me around and posts directly after me. ;)

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11 Mar 2013

Quote by Dudealicious

You could always make the character a little older too.....just a thought.

doesn't need to. as long as the minor in question is in no way involved in witnessing, talking about, being lusted after, or being part of a sexual situation (etc) then it's allowed.

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10 Mar 2013

Quote by KatR
My friends and I saw it together yesterday. It was really good. The only thing is they didn't put in great new songs like the original Wizard of Oz from 1939. Maybe too tall an order to come up with really memorable songs? And no, not hip-hop full of the f word, I mean family-friendly truly catchy songs we would sing for decades. But why not, they did it in 1939, surely someone today could create memorable songs too? Otherwise it was really well done.

Oz is based on a series of books by L. Frank Baum. So I thought it was pretty clever that in this "prequel," the wizard formerly worked for BAUM circus and the circus assistant he was forever insulting was named FRANK! I bet few people even noticed that. Sort of like how Alfred Hitchcock appeared in the background in the opening scene of every one of his movies, a treat for those who figured it out.

did you notice that the man Annie was talking about getting engaged to was named John Gale, too. smile

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10 Mar 2013

made me think of you...

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10 Mar 2013

Just a quick review. it's getting kind of average ratings and reviews, but really, is there another version and i saw the wrong one? visually beautiful, fun, entertaining, a sense of whimsy - let's not forget this is supposed to be a family film. out of the 4 of us, everyone really enjoyed it. there was a lot of cleverness to it, Franco made a great Oz, there was an emotional core and a sense of whimsy and lovely nods to the Judy Garland classic. I'd give it 4 out of 5 stars without hesitation.

anyone else? smile

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10 Mar 2013

deadly

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10 Mar 2013

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10 Mar 2013

i did a search and came up with this... Bizzarro Fiction. Not sure what it is, but it sounds entertaining. i might have to check it out. smile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_fiction

any genre that allows a writer to write a book called The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale or The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island has got to have something going for it!

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9 Mar 2013

before our relationship he was actively bi? i'd be cool with it, honestly. it was probably hard for him to come out and admit that, and i'd be impressed by his honesty and his opening himself up and, more than likely, i'd have a conversation based around his needs, if he felt the desire to pursue his bi side as a couple. as long as he's upfront and honest about it, i'd be ok with it.

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8 Mar 2013

Quote by Deumea

No, but I removed one once and rebuilt it.

ROFL! favorite quote of 2013! smile

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8 Mar 2013

Quote by nicola
Depends what's in season, I always like using seasonal fruit and veg.

Root ginger is especially good right now, I use half for Gari (pickled - perfect accompaniment to sushi), and the other half for...

you know, you're cute when you blush. ;)

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