Quote by nicola
I was going to send this one:
lol - the double take Kate did when catching a glimpse of that was priceless! really, it's a bit disturbing, boss.
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Quote by LadyX
I think I'm qualified for that job.
(kneels down, lifts exposed penis, examines all sides studiously)
"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."
HIRED! LOL
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Quote by MrLosAngeles
Depends on the junk..would there be collectibles and antiques strewn there, too, or just, you know, stuff nobody wants?
lol - i suddenly have this vision of some guy on Antique Road Show pulling out his junk and having it appraised by an expert.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I have a question - does the Kinsey scale look at purely physical/sexual attraction?
The reason I ask is that I find my interest in the same sex differs on sexual attraction/desire vs. emotional/romantic attraction. If it was strictly physical desire, I'd rate myself as a 2, but when it comes to desire for a romantic relationship I'm pretty much straight. It's that sex vs love differentiation, but maybe Kinsey's scale is based purely on the physical?
good points, Doll. i would probably rate myself differently depending upon the answer to that as well. my physical desire for men is higher then my desire for a relationship with them. hmmm... oh, i voted #5 btw.
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Quote by lizzy94
Hi Peeps
Had a couple of questions about LushStories and StoriesSpace, thought I would be best to post them in here.
I was not aware that 'The Blue Site' even existing until a Mod mentioned it to me the other day - I think it is a fantastic idea as many of the authors on Lush like to write non-erotic stuff as well.
I was just wondering:
1 - Why is the other site not publicised anywhere on Lush?
2 - Would there be any objections to a Lush user advertising a link to their 'blue' profile? (Obviously not the other way around though.)
3 - Is it possible to link the user accounts for both sites to share one login? Or do two, totally separate user accounts need to be created?
Many thanks
Liz x
1. we have a spanish language site...
http://www.historiaslush.com.
2. no, there is absolutely zero issue with advertising a link to your blue profile - in fact, i encourage it
3. you do have to have two separate user accounts, but in my case, i go by the same user name over there and use the same PW.
hope that helps!
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Quote by MrLosAngeles
I don't know about here on Lush because I'm still kinda "new". It's likely as some say that many of the "lesbians" here are guys pretending just for the stroke interaction. IRL, I know several lesbians. They can be as fucked up or great people as anyone else. I don't understand why every interaction with other people has to include sex. It doesn't. I know gay men and lesbians and sex never enters into the equation. We can be colleagues or even friends without any sex involved. Grow up, people.
*nods* i like straight people just fine and i never judge them. since i'm not interested in fucking of them, sexuality doesn't make a bit of difference. i know some lesbians who i don't care for. some straight girls too. doesn't have a thing to do with anything other than their personalities. same with straight men and gay men.
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i would suggest, before you start, talking about what you are both comfortable with and not comfortable with. just because she's going to be your slave, doesn't mean you have free rein to do anything with/to her that she is not comfortable with, even if, in advance, she says 'she'll do anything you ask'. i would, honestly, talk to HER about the rules before hand, not us.
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Quote by doctorlove
any idea how much a funeral cost?
it depends. there's a lot of factors at stake here, starting at what area you live in, if you decide to cremate or bury, how much you spend on the casket, the plot, the tombstone, if you have a memorial at home or at a venue, etc. until those things are known, you're not going to get a very accurate answer here.
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i had a few, but not a lot. i cut down from pretty much needing something every day to having one or two occasionally to take the edge off. and no hard stuff in regards to both drink and drugs. all in all, i'm pretty proud of myself. ok, that said, i'm going to go pour myself a drink now...
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personally, i have no issues talking to guys here. some of them are pretty great. some of them are horndogs, of course, but you get used to it, and learn to either avoid or deflect those. in my offline life, i'd say that probably 50% of my close friends are guys - sure, i might be a little more naturally comfortable around women, but i like guys too.
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there are certain people in my life who could get away with it (hi, Xuani). we have a close enough relationship for me to understand how it's meant, that it's a term of endearment more than anything else. most, however, no, i'd be offended. and i hate when guys refer to women in general as bitches. it makes us sound like we're their personal dogs. as Doll said, it's all about context.
