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Quote by lafayettemister


I've seen her sing live too, and it was AWFUL. I have a trained ear from years playing in bands and symphonies. She's nearly tone deaf.


oo! oo! omg, sorry, i HAVE to do this, LM - i have been dying to for like ever and i think you'll totally get it...

*clears throat*

you're a douchebag and i'm right. biggrin

*hugs*
Quote by lafayettemister


I took "worst" band as the band(s) I most disliked musically. There are some bands that suck musically, they're hacks. And no matter what, Taylor Swift still can't carry a tune in a bucket.


seen her sing without a mic on - she's got a lovely voice and it was in tune - pretty sure she doesn't have a built in autotuner ;)
Quote by lafayettemister


I didn't say I didn't like them (although, I don't. you new age kids with your crappy faux rock'n roll) I just said they weren't great singers.


they are awesome singers and Kurt is like Seattle's musical mascot (along with Jimmy Hendrix) and anyways, i don't really like rock and roll, it's all just yellng and shit over noise *gigglse*
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


What I learned from Jenna Marbles about what she learned from hip hop and rap.



have i ever mentioned that i have a total girl crush on Ms Marbles? *dreamy sigh* i could watch her blogs for hours...
Quote by lafayettemister


Being a good singer, that's a whole other issue. Also can't sing... Madonna, Kurt Cobain. Add in Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, and any number of other AutoTune "vocalist" and you'll have a who's who of current "musicians".


omg, i love Kurt and Taylor! take that back or i will declare blood feud!
Quote by crazydiamond


hahaha! I'd be creeped out by that too!
I'm totally being misunderstood here. I am all for being sexually adventurous and/or agessive, explore whatever you feel you want to. I don't like the word, that's all, and i thought it was a shitty thing to have to wish you scored higher on a "slut test" to show you were those things. You don't.
I don't like the word, "but that's something that finger-wagging prudes and sexist men have foisted on us" and that is why there are far better words that could be used to compliment woman who enjoy a healthy dose of the old in and out, I was merely stating my opinion on it.


i get this, CD. that said, it's like the N word. i OWN the word 'slut', just like i own 'bitch' and 'cunt' and yes, even 'whore'. they can't hurt me, cause i don't let them. oh, and i've become rather fond of 'fuck toy' lately, too smile
Quote by lafayettemister


Troll!


hey, someone had to go there! you old folks and your antiquated rock and roll - move over for the new generation of autotuned hiphop boyband craziness!
Quote by chefkathleen
Stop that Sprite. You're always throwing me under the bus.

I can't describe how much I don't like Bobby Boy. It seemed like a whole generation worshiped him and I always thought he sucked. Although LM is right but, don't tell him I told you so. It might go to his head.



i remember seeing him on the grammies once and i was like 'huh'? i don't get it - he can't sing! lol - i KNOW he was super influential, but i like his songs when other people do them way better then when he does.
Quote by lafayettemister


You're both right. The voice is a musical instrument. But being a vocalist alone doesn't make a person a "band". Opera singers are great vocalist/musicians, but they aren't in a band. Hip Hop artists can be considered musicians and/or artists.

Boy Bands are no different than Barbershop Quartets. Singing, no intruments = not a band.

Eninem.. great rapper/hip hop musician/artist. Not a band
Michael Jackson.. Not a band
Springsteen... Band
Mick Jagger as solo artist... Vocalist, not a band
Mick Jagger as lead singer of The Rolling Stone... band


Tell this to ChefK - SHE picked Bob Dylan! smile

btw, Beastie Boys - band smile
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I got 83% Slut.

I am very pro women exploring and celebrating their sexuality in any way they desire, so I have zero issue with the word 'slut'. It should be a fun, positive, playful word when used correctly.

I also don't believe there should be any negative labels on either gender when it comes to their own personal sexual choices of how they want to live their lives provided they do it safely and in a positive way.

There's insecurity and fear at the root of all judgement.

Besides, negative labels are subjective. When someone is on their death bed or languishing in an old age home, are they really going to reflect on their sexual histories and regret all the kinky wild stuff they did on the basis that some random stranger might want to label it as 'slutty'? Doubt it.

Live life as you want it. Support your fellow women with their own personal choices. That's the healthiest attitude to have, in my opinion. There's been too many decades of women repressing their sexuality or tearing each other down for fear of judgement.


post of the week - couldn't have said it any better myself - for the record, i am a slut. just ask my wife, or my Mistress, or my girlfriend. i don't say that with embarrassment - it doesn't mean i go have sex with anyone or anywhere - i am particular. it does mean i am un-inhibited and feel free to explore my sexuality however and with whomever i want - it doesn't hurt anyone, it doesn't hurt me, in fact, it elevates me - i'm at my happiest and best when i am feeling like a sexual being and being a slut is part of that. oh, and yes, i do consider myself a femenist - i believe that woman should have the freedom to act how they wish without being in danger of being judged - strangely, i think we tend to judge our own gender more then guys do - i think (hope) that with each generation, that lessens, tho, and that it becomes less about the traditional date, marry, have babies roles and women feel comfortable living the life they choose, not the one they feel pressured into. smile
Quote by Nikki703
WOW. This is a hard question.

Well first off, we need to eliminate all Boy Bands and 99% of Rap artists because to be a real band you should play musical intruments. Otherwise they would pretty much all make my list.



you know i love you like a sister, Nikki, but i am going to have to respectfully disagree here - the voice is a musical instrument. anything that makes sound can be used as musical instrument. i grew up on hip hop and sure, some of it's crap, just like some rock is crap, some pop is crap, some whatever is crap - thing is, there's a lot of amazing hip hop and rap artists out there as well - you just haven't been exposed to them. not your fault, but yeah, swing on by my pad if you'd like, and i'll blow your mind a little, free of cost. smile

ps Zion I IS the greatest hiphop outfit in the universe - word to my homies, peace out on this, b-boys and b-girls.

Return of the black William Wallace
2002 Shaka Zulu with two black steel revolvers
In the community, all of us
Got to get involved cause that's the law for us
Mr. Officer, we don't want no trouble
We just doing our black thing, making our own government
You'll be lucky if you don't get locked up
Shackled, chained, and dropped off, picking all of the cotton

I speak sporadic war tactics when my metaphors backflip
Perform black magic then I chop 'em with my war hatchet
Cultivate the crop so we can cop the proper yield
When we drop the real shit, we keep it poppin!
Don't make me start chuckin spears up in here
I got words for your ears and a bucket for your tears
A threat for your fears - I'm set
on this revolutionary concept that we slept on for years

Yo, I might change the world, this place need a makeover
B-Boys, B-Girls, this a takeover!!
Rap fanatic, the flag got static
Flying at half mast but we way past tragic
Who's the criminal? Show me your leader I'ma let him know
We'll let the children and the women go
Me and my generals prepare for war
We are war-i-ors not scared of y'all

It's time to get this shit crackin
It's time to do this warrior dance, turn thought into action
It's time to loosen up your bones
Get on the dance floor, time to get it on
is it necessary? no. is it expected? no. is it appreciated? yes! there's nothing nicer then to get a little thank you note from an author. does it effect how we treat them? no. we try to treat all of the authors with equal respect and care. what it does do, sometimes, when we're feeling a little burned out (trust me, burnout as a story mod is an issue at times - it's a labor of love, but still, it can wear you down) is give us a little jolt of energy, a little pick me up, and i always try to respond with at least a smiley face cause that's what i'm doing when i read your thank yous. so, to anyone who takes the time to say thank you, this is MY thank you! smile
Quote by chefkathleen
Rush or Bob Dylan.


not to make a fuss, but Boy Dylan isn't really a band, he's just a guy...
actually, yeah, this is brilliant - plan on using it for cleaning up my own stories too! thank you!
not sharing how long ago it was (cause someone would do the math and i'd get slapped on the hands by the boss) but mine was under the football bleachers at my HS... cliched, i know! lol - i gave this guy a blow job - i wasn't really into him, i just kind of wanted to experience it - same as Doll, it was over really quicky, it didn't gross me out - it didn't give me a lot of pleasure, either, tho i did get pleasure thinking about it as i masturbated later - i felt kind of dirty about it, in a good way, and it fueled a lot of late night sessions fantasizing about guys that i WAS attracted to. smile
Quote by Dancing_Doll
My first real sexual experience was giving a guy a blowjob in a car. He was older (by about 8 yrs) so I thought his well known experience factor would make things fun. He was hot and had a kind of sexual arrogance to him and seemed really confident. There was plenty of build-up flirting and suggestive innuendos so all my girlish dreams for good sex was riding a high when we finally hooked up. He thought he was the shit and talked a good game, and I guess I believed him.

Basically I put my mouth on his dick and he exploded about 3 seconds later (that's not an exaggeration). Unfortunately I kept at it with this guy because by the time we got physically involved I was already really hung up on him. I ended up experiencing all my 'firsts' (except anal) with him. None of these experiences lasted longer than a minute though. Basically if I touched his dick it went off. If he put it inside me, he'd last 3-4 strokes and it would go off. Sometimes it would go off before he could even get it in. Even worse - he wasn't even that skilled with oral. So in other words - my first sexual experiences pretty much sucked.

Once I got past him, things ramped up though. It was just that initial very bad choice for a crush/sex partner.




*Sighs* really, my advice would have been to go lesbian - the world is a sadder place for you sticking with guys, Doll *giggles*
as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.
Quote by nursechick
Congratulations Winners! I hope to write an award winning story soon smile


next contest shouldn't be too far down the road! go for it! smile *hugs*
Quote by Dancing_Doll


haha... I didn't even notice that! It'll come... ;)



(inside joke).


so will Kate and i, when it does
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Strawberry Lemonade. Refreshing, sweet n' tart, and creamy.


*gigglefit*
wow - some amazing stories by some amazing authors - congratulations to all of you who made the list. =d>
Joe, Honey, there are issues here beyond simple pictures on the computer and such, issues that you're not going to really get answers to at a sex stories forum. I really have to ask, though, how old you are? Honestly, my first reaction to this post is that you and your mom have an abusive relationship - it's not always physical, sometimes it is mental or emotional. at the very least, your mom is very controlling, beyond what is normal. i think you should seriously consider talking to someone, such as a counselor or a therapist, about your relationship with you mom. it sounds like you need more then just random advice from strangers.
mine has a palm tree growing out of it... not sure how that happened...
for me, it was just something i did - it didn't really mean all that much to me, nor did he, so yeah, i would, but if i didn't, it wouldn't be such a big deal either.
pretty much everyone is taller than me, so i don't really get a choice, do i?
Quote by Jack_42
Never heard of him and what's the GOP?


google 'the daily show' and the GOP is the US republican party.