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Her Royal Spriteness
like... all my clothes? i mean, one of 4 scenarios.
one: we're at my place, he runs away with the clothes i was wearing, i put on something from the closet, call him up, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
two: we're at my place, he runs away with ALL my clothes. EVERYTHING. he must have had a van or something and a lot of time where i was drugged not to have noticed it. i call a friend, have them bring me something to wear, i call the cops, have him arrested for stealing. call him, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
there: we're at his place, he runs away with my clothes. i put on one of his tee shirts, a pair of his boxers, trash his place, drink all his beer, piss on his sheets and his pillow, write 'You're a douchebag" on the screen of his TV, go home, and never call him again.
four: we're at a hotel, he runs off with my stuff, i call a friend, have them bring over a spare change of clothes, fuck up the room (which is on HIS credit card), call his mom, tell him i'm a prostitute and her son stiffed me $150 dollars, tell her he's a douchebag and that i have an STD so he should probably have it checked out.
one: we're at my place, he runs away with the clothes i was wearing, i put on something from the closet, call him up, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
two: we're at my place, he runs away with ALL my clothes. EVERYTHING. he must have had a van or something and a lot of time where i was drugged not to have noticed it. i call a friend, have them bring me something to wear, i call the cops, have him arrested for stealing. call him, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
there: we're at his place, he runs away with my clothes. i put on one of his tee shirts, a pair of his boxers, trash his place, drink all his beer, piss on his sheets and his pillow, write 'You're a douchebag" on the screen of his TV, go home, and never call him again.
four: we're at a hotel, he runs off with my stuff, i call a friend, have them bring over a spare change of clothes, fuck up the room (which is on HIS credit card), call his mom, tell him i'm a prostitute and her son stiffed me $150 dollars, tell her he's a douchebag and that i have an STD so he should probably have it checked out.
Her Royal Spriteness
First off, i don't mean this to be an offensive post, and please forgive me if i comes off that way - this is new territory for me.
so... i usually don't ask these questions, and i could tell a small lie, saying it's about research for a story, which wouldn't be untrue, but the truth is, it's only part true... so, i have been watching a bit of 'shemale' porn lately... i was wondering if anyone has any experience as a shemale or with shemales or thoughts on the subject? honestly, i'd like to get inside of the head of a shemale, or the head of someone who has been intimate with a shemale... and yes, i know they are real people, with real feelings, and lives, but it's one experience i've never really had, so yeah... i'd love to start a discussion on it here... and, to be honest, the thought of it is pretty much a solid turn on for me right now. ok, i'm going to go hide now, until i stop blushing. thank you.
so... i usually don't ask these questions, and i could tell a small lie, saying it's about research for a story, which wouldn't be untrue, but the truth is, it's only part true... so, i have been watching a bit of 'shemale' porn lately... i was wondering if anyone has any experience as a shemale or with shemales or thoughts on the subject? honestly, i'd like to get inside of the head of a shemale, or the head of someone who has been intimate with a shemale... and yes, i know they are real people, with real feelings, and lives, but it's one experience i've never really had, so yeah... i'd love to start a discussion on it here... and, to be honest, the thought of it is pretty much a solid turn on for me right now. ok, i'm going to go hide now, until i stop blushing. thank you.
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just curious - don't they have some sort of crawl space where you can curl up if you fall onto the tracks, like a little recess under the platform? i think BART does this... i'm 100% sure, tho. and yeah, why the hell didn't a couple of someones run over and grab his hands and pull? i like to think that i would have at least tried to help.
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Quote by Poppet
Well as crappy as it is t know it happens to others, I'm glad it's not just me.. Now I'd just like to know what is causing it. I just submitted a story about 5 seconds ago so I'm hoping there is no issues.. I hate fixing things I didn't do wrong, so if there is away to fix it I want to know! lol I put a lot of work into my stories so I want them to come out perfect. Q.Q
Thanks for answering guys. Hoping a mod will respond too so I know what is going on! :3
wasn't an issue on this one!
Her Royal Spriteness
we are who we are because of our experiences, both good and bad. do i wish i'd never had some of the bad ones? yes. that said, i will never know how things in my life might be different, how i might be different, without them. bottom line, i can't change them, so i live with them and look for the silver lining, sometimes i have to look REALLY hard, but i usually find one...
are relationships worth it? yes and no. a good one is. the one i have with my girl is. any amount of pain or hurt i may have gone through would be worth being able to spend my life with her, to be in love with her. others i've been in, the answer would be sometimes yes, sometimes no. i've been in a several so-so relationships and one really bad one. the so-so ones helped me figure out what i wanted, what was important to me. the really bad one almost destroyed me, but in recovering from it, i fell in love with the woman i am now with - it took a while and a couple more relationships to figure that out, but i did...
being in love, going through life with someone who completes you (sorry for going all hollywoody with that, but it's true) is like nothing else. it's worth all the pain in the world. will you find that one person? maybe yes, maybe no. you might meet them tomorrow or you might never meet them. but really, if they are out there, it's worth taking a chance and trust me, when you find them, you will understand why it's worth it, you'll get it. good luck.
are relationships worth it? yes and no. a good one is. the one i have with my girl is. any amount of pain or hurt i may have gone through would be worth being able to spend my life with her, to be in love with her. others i've been in, the answer would be sometimes yes, sometimes no. i've been in a several so-so relationships and one really bad one. the so-so ones helped me figure out what i wanted, what was important to me. the really bad one almost destroyed me, but in recovering from it, i fell in love with the woman i am now with - it took a while and a couple more relationships to figure that out, but i did...
being in love, going through life with someone who completes you (sorry for going all hollywoody with that, but it's true) is like nothing else. it's worth all the pain in the world. will you find that one person? maybe yes, maybe no. you might meet them tomorrow or you might never meet them. but really, if they are out there, it's worth taking a chance and trust me, when you find them, you will understand why it's worth it, you'll get it. good luck.
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Quote by bustyreadhead
i'm not a writer, and i obviously don't know the process - so i'm really surprised. i would have thought for sure that you'd start with the ending/point and work your way back from/toward there.
i don't think it ever occurred to me you'd conceptualize a story from the beginning on.
my method: i come up with characters and a starting point and an idea of where i want the story to go- usually, if i have a vague idea for an ending, it shifts a lot, depending on where it feels natural for the evolution of the characters to take it - sometimes it's close to what i intended, other times, that ending feels forced and unnatural in the context of what has gone before, so i go with that instead of trying to force it to be something it doesn't want to be.
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Quote by Laurenxxx
I wasn't intending to be insulting and really you have no need to apologise. Maybe I should apologise to you. Thing is I wanted to get as strong as possible a Professional message over to you about what you are doing. In general, body bacteria are harmless when ingested orally - and yes ... wash as you will but these little bugs will always be around all over you hence - as I said, you're never alone.
The danger lies with oral/anal contact. If you indulge in 'rimming' this is a proven and definite risk factor for Hepatitis A. The jury is still out on whether rimming is a root cause of Hepatitis B - however doctors will recommend - when told of this sexual activity - that the person concerned ie the 'giver' be vaccinated.
I'm not here to knock you, nobody likes a more adventurous sex life than myself. However if I can save a life or two my living shall not be in vain.
maybe next time you can not assume that i'm a complete moron and know of the issues and take preventive steps, such as being particular about my partners, cleanliness, vaccinations, etc. if you're curious, i have never gotten ill from any of my sexual practices, i am anal (god, i love using that word in this context) about safe sex practices, i am std free, as are my two current physical partners, as well as being free of any chronic ailments such as hepatitis, and i plan on staying that way. your concern is touching - your judgemental attitude, is not.
labeling people as sick perverts for sexual practices on a sex site, if they are partaking in practices that break the law is one thing - labeling them as such simply because you don't share their kink, is kind of narrow minded and, quite honestly, mean. pretty sure you'd hate to open up a public forum and be labeled a whore or a slut simply because you enjoy sex with multiple partners. for the record, i think that's great! more power to you - next time, however, pause and think about what your saying - you could have said it in a way that would have made people much more receptive to your concerns if you hadn't taken just an offensive approach.
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Quote by Laurenxxx
Yes really!! You clearly have no idea of biology or human anatomy. Animals have various means of biological defences which civilisation has bred completely out of humans. Dogs regularly sniff and lick each other's bums in an effort to determine the sex of their new aquaintance Are you a dog? No indeed - then why try and act like one?
You can keep yourself as clean as you like. You will never be alone ... over your body are millions of bacteria no matter if you shower every 30 minutes. Inside your rectum are billions of bacteria which nature determined are not for human consumption.
Vanilla sex has never been my forte. Suggest you ask the myriad of guys who've sampled my wares - never had any complaints yet. If I must be crude I've had more than my share and don't suffer fools lightly and there's nothing sexually I haven't tried including anal sex ... but licking bums and licking fingers after they've been inside bums ( even if it is your own) is sick, sick sick. And very pervy.
Missionary position is very under rated. Funny therefore isn't it when a woman finds difficulty in getting pregnant the first course of medical action is to suggest ... yes you guessed it ... missionary position. From 'cowgirl' to 'reverse cowgirl' and on to Doggy and a few I've invented myself I've tried and enjoyed them all. Orgasms are the name of my game - and that is for me and the man I'm with.
really not sure what i did or said to merit the bevy of personal insults hurled at me, but whatever it was i am sincerely sorry - it must have been devastating!
a few thoughts. the way you make it sound, with all those bacteria teeming all over me, i should probably give up kissing and oral sex too. or any human contact at all... and for the record, i am a kitty, not a dog! and i don't just randomly go licking strangers butts. i am very selective about who gets rimmed and who doesn't.
oh, and i wasn't dissing the missionary position, just saying i'm not interested as it being the ONLY position available, nor am i dissing vanilla sex - it's just not my style. anyways, once again, my sincere apologies.
the ignorant, stupid, sick, pervert.
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Quote by Laurenxxx
This has got to be the most pervy question ever asked on Lush and in the worst possible taste. My ass (or arse in true English ) is very much a 'oneway street' and not for receipt back into my mouth and digestive system the waste products or bacteria intended for discharge.
really? so all us girls and guys who are into rimjobs are disgusting pervs? wow, thanks. nice to know where i stand. for the record, i'm into water sports/piss games too. might as well condemn myself 100% for the record, some of us take the time to keep ourselves clean and bacteria free. if you aren't into it, that's fine, but don't judge those of us who are - personally, i think vanilla sex is boring, but that doesn't mean i'm going to go after all of you who haven't gone any farther then the missionary position. YOUR ass may be a one way street, but that doesn't mean MY ass has to be.
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Quote by Garza
I sense a contributing factor to this posts descent into anarchy as it being a clearly stupid question posted in the female section in an objectifying manner. Thats sexist op. this should have been a question for all, to be honest though you walked right into the "do you" reply. I'm deeply offended and shamed by this post. It's 2012 sir, let's not discriminate.
this thread is troll approved
btw— bacon grease works every time. you don't get that saliva smell on your finger. (s)?
Oh your right sprite nevermind.
no op I don't
funny, i didn't find it stupid or objectifying. it was a legitimate question, perhaps based on a members quest into the kinkier or dirtier side of sex, here on a SEX site of all places. funny, sometimes i find that people's replies here when something goes outside the norm can be judgemental or dismissive and make people feel a little ashamed of what they get turned on by. not all of us are into vanilla sex, some of us LIKE extreme kink and no one should be ashamed of that - as long as it doesn't break the site content guidelines or the law, there's no reason to discourage it. and maybe it should have been a question for all, but come one, we all know that guys come in and post in the ask the gals, and vice versa - i doubt very much that, if a guy had an opinion on this he would have chosen not to comment based on the section it was in.
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Quote by collegeboy69
Thats not very nice. You dont know me so I wouldnt make harsh judgments that could hurt feelings.
i thought it was a legitimate question. not sure why all the snarkiness shown the OP. come one people, it's one thing when someone is trolling or trying to stir up the pot, but let's keep it light and friendly otherwise, please.
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Quote by wooody32
And yes I know the Moron with the Bane AV started it but that moron is also one of my oldest friends ( I'll try to talk some sense into him )
good luck to you. as for keeping it light, i'd love to, but when someone keeps coming at you with hate - yes, hate - that's what it is that your buddy shovels. Pure, unadulterated hate for women - it's kind of hard to giggle and smile and post silly pictures of Lolz cats and stuff. maybe it's time he realizes that this isn't the right site for him if he's going to spew that kind of garbage. it's one thing to be bitter, but he's taken it above and beyond that more than once and believe me, after a while, people stop putting up with the bullshit. i'm not saying he's a bad guy - i'm simply saying that he comes off as a bad guy, and the things he say are hurtful to a lot of the women here who have lived through a lot of pain because of what has been done to them by men - am i saying all men are bad? nope, never ever said that or believed that - most guys are pretty great, but every once in a while you run across an evil son of a bitch. on the other hand, Eric seems to think that ALL women are evil bitches who are not to be trusted - he's a walking, talking, posting hypocrite at best and i, for one, am tired of hearing his self pitying, whining, mysoginistic drivel. just an opinion, but one that's likely shared by a great many women AND men on this site.
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Quote by menarealwaysignorged
I'll give other men the same advise on relationships and I give for marriage..........JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
and for that, i give thanks! god, to be married to someone who shares your thoughts and opinions on women? there's a reason i went lesbian, you know! ;)
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Quote by menarealwaysignorged
Cons of being a guy
Feminism, society turned against men by feminists, attacks against masculinity by feminists, legal and social persecution and oppression by feminists.
Tell that to the women who live in Saudi Arabia. Pakistan. Afghanistan. Most of Africa and the middle east, in fact and chunks of Asia. Eastern Europe, South America, The US... Did you know that there are counties that will stone a girl to death for being or for trying to get an edcuation?
Saudi Arabia - all women must have a male guardian, they are not allowed to vote or drive. familiar with the term Shia Law? that's what they have in Afghanistan - it basically legalizes spousal . In Uganda and Nigeria women are sold by their families into marriage. In China, where there is a one child per family quota, there is forced abortion and sterilization and girls born into families wanting sons are often put to death. as women in the US, we are often paid less to do the same work, and we are victims of sexual abuse and domestic violence at a larger percentage then men.
Dutch news site Expatica reported that in 2008, there were 809 registered trafficking victims in the Netherlands; out of those 763 were women and at least 60 percent of them were reportedly forced to work in the sex industry. Of reported victims, those from Hungary were all female and all forced into prostitution.
In Greece, according to NGO estimates in 2008, there may be a total 13,000–14,000 trafficking victims of all types in the country at any given time. Major countries of origin for trafficking victims brought into Greece include Nigeria, Ukraine, Russia, Bulgaria, Albania, Moldova, Romania, and Belarus.
In Pakistan, young girls have been sold by their families to big-city brothel owners. Often this happens due to poverty or debt, whereby the family has no other way to raise the money than to sell the young girl. Cases have also been reported where wives and sisters have been sold to brothels to raise money for gambling, drinking or drug addictions. Sex slaves are reportedly also bought by 'agents' in Afghanistan who trick young girls into coming to Pakistan for well-paying jobs. Once in Pakistan they are taken to brothels and forced into sexual slavery, some for many years.
In 2001 the United States State Department estimated that 50,000 to 100,000 women and girls are trafficked each year into the United States and sold as either enforced labor or sexual exploitation.
so yeah, it really does suck to be a man, women have it SO good. what i listed above, btw, is just the tip of the iceberg. so go and ahead and be bitter all you want, but really, you don't have it so bad, do you.
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Quote by lifeafterdeath
I didnt say that all women are bitches, just that there's a high percentage. Clearly my studies are wrong. Apparently men can be bitches too, cause you're being one right now.
i think you have your opening line right there, honey...
"Hi, baby. You know, i don't think all women are bitches, just most of them. i'm hoping you're that rare, 1%."
Her Royal Spriteness
if you are talking about "the cinema experience" it was sent back to you for further editing. there should be a note about it in your PMs.
a general note for ALL authors:
though we do our best to get stories published in a timely matter, we are only human - a lot of stories with issues slow us down, so please try to proof read and edit before submitting, make sure you do not break site content guidelines, and please be patient - sometimes a lot of stories are submitted in a very short time and there are only so many of us - to keep the quality of stories up on Lush takes time and a lot of TLC and sometimes, we need a chance to be able to have fun too. don't forget, your story mods are all volunteers - we do this for love. MOST similar story sites have a turn around time of 1-3 WEEKS. please don't expect ALL your stories to go up in a 24 hour period. thank you very much for your understanding.
sprite.
a general note for ALL authors:
though we do our best to get stories published in a timely matter, we are only human - a lot of stories with issues slow us down, so please try to proof read and edit before submitting, make sure you do not break site content guidelines, and please be patient - sometimes a lot of stories are submitted in a very short time and there are only so many of us - to keep the quality of stories up on Lush takes time and a lot of TLC and sometimes, we need a chance to be able to have fun too. don't forget, your story mods are all volunteers - we do this for love. MOST similar story sites have a turn around time of 1-3 WEEKS. please don't expect ALL your stories to go up in a 24 hour period. thank you very much for your understanding.
sprite.
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Quote by BabydollSlave
Your are priceless here...we know you will get it fixed...thanks
shush, you! saying stuff like that, it will go to his head... no, not THAT head, silly! well, perhaps.. ANYways, the proper way to treat Gav is to take away his ice cream ration.
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Quote by gav
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
until you do i am stopping my shipment of slightly used panties to you. offerings will resume once i am able to black box without wanting to kill my computer again.
