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Quote by sprite


mine is messed up too, as is Dancing Dolls - thing is, i think it actually sends, but you can't tell, you just have to guess... also, Lush has been loading reeeeeeeeeeeeeealy slooooooooooooooow the past couple of days...


black boxes still broke smile
yep, totally in agreement - feel free to wank away - just don't take it further than that - it's perfectly normal and healthy. i mean, after all, isn't that what watching/reading porn is basically all about? smile
Quote by hornyhound99
would you fuck me, suck me or pass?
check my profile for pictures


you in particular? i don't even know you, so i'd have to say pass. according to your page, you're just a cock - really, you should try to put some personality into it, an avatar, some non-cock pictures, that kind of thing - more likely to meet people if they have an idea of who you are smile
Quote by lafayettemister
I'm still unable to send private message/black box from someone's profile. If I click on the "Send an online message" link, type a message an hit "Enter" or click "Reply", the message just stays there. Nothing happens. I have to go to my list of friends, scroll down until I find them, then hover over their name and use the drop down menu to send a box.

Hitting "Enter" just moves the cursor down a line within the box.



mine is messed up too, as is Dancing Dolls - thing is, i think it actually sends, but you can't tell, you just have to guess... also, Lush has been loading reeeeeeeeeeeeeealy slooooooooooooooow the past couple of days...
do one night stands count? i've been the aggressor with those - dates, not so much. smile
Quote by asleep



Have you used that new and improved sex lubricant? Made from honey, alum, and chicken fat. Makes stuff "tighter, sweeter, and finger lickin' good"

OK...a semi-serious question here: Do / could you use the ginger finger as a toy directly in the vagina? Or would that be TOO intense?

Rick...a curious old man.


not yet, but how about i try it and give you my review? smile
Quote by stephanie


In that case my microwave oven is a filthy, dirty, fucking SLUT!!!!!

BAD MICROWAVE!!!!!

xx SF


i bet you look at your microwave a little differently now, don't you? ;)
my head lights up and i make a loud "DING" sound. does that count?
Quote by WellMadeMale


And the story verifiers all tense up!


we are ALWAYS tense - the amount of hard liquor we go thru in a week would astound you!
i try to get into my characters head, their emotions, their thoughts. personally, i find that i am far more invested into a story if i feel i know the character a little, if i relate to him/her. if i like them, or am intrigued by them. as for the sex, yeah, like Doll said, as for as Lush stories go, i like stories that have a great deal of kink in them, nastier, dirtier stories. i can't get plenty of romance else where, or at least vanilla or soft core romance - yes, there can be a great deal of love between the partners in what i enjoy, in fact, i like that, but just because they are in love, doesn't mean they shouldn't be having hot steamy sex, and hey, there's nothing wrong in just enjoying sex for what it is, whether there is a relationship or not.
Quote by lovewhenuswallow
Urine is composed of toxins / salt/ water and some other stuff that your body is trying to get rid of.


Urine, 95% of which is water, 2.5% of which is urea, and 2.5% of which is a mixture of minerals, salts, hormones, and enzymes, is not a toxic waste product. Urine is a blood byproduct and though it contains some body waste, it is non-toxic. some things are worth researching. smile
quite honestly, not knowing the girl, or anything about your relationship, there's no way of knowing - really, we're all just a bunch of strangers on the internet. probably get a lot of opinions on here, but that doesn't mean any of them will be right.
i usually carry a measuring cup with me - any less then a full cup of sperm and there's no second date. smile
Quote by Nikki703
Been a few months since I bought a sex toy so maybe Ill buy myself something fun and while I am at it I may buy something for a couple special people to enjoy. Any suggestions?

And I dont need a holiday to buy naughty lingerie, its kind of an addiction with me!


see above, Nikki! biggrin
Quote by 1Zratedgal
Oh Sprite!

I LOVE YOU!!!

Kisses!

Steph


feelings mutual, Steph! *giggles and hugs* i'm trying to dirty up my image a little, lately... if that's at all possible ;) for the record, this is the one i DO have...

speaking of which, i need to add these to my collection (well, if 1 glass tentacle dildo is a collection, that is...) smile





we don't usually wait for the holidays to go 'nawty gift shopping'. smile
it's very fun and it makes me smile - just his profile makes me think he would be a lot of fun to just hangout with - oh, and there are cats!
Quote by doctorlove
Surprise him with a threesome, or maybe a cruise, trip to Vegas or Just a quiet weekend in the mountains.


worst idea ever. smile
Quote by niki1993
He is very active, he goes to the gym for at least an hour everyday after work. He is a very family oriented person, He spends a lot of time with his niece. He loves watching and going to professional sports games. He's 22 years old. He can never just sit around doing nothing, he needs something that will keep him busy. He gets bored easily. He also likes fishing and just going out to relax on his boat if its a beautiful day out.


get him good tickets to his favorite sports team game and go with him and be enthusiastic about it - totally get into the game and make it a wonderful day for him. smile
Quote by JamieW


Yeah but semen is meant to come out the body and into another.... Urine is all the wast crap (Usually toxic) that the body has no use for...


not into MY body it ain't! i'm ok with it going into a napkin or something though - really, total Yuck (see what i did there? biggrin). and urine is SO not toxic or crap - it's beautiful. smile
Quote by drgiggi
it is sterile , that is, no bacteria ,as oposed to salive which is full of bacteria, why would you though?


cause it's FUN! smile
Quote by elitfromnorth


Have yet to see someone in here say "a wide pussy is shit" with the following exclemation marks as was put in the thread you refer to. It's not about inequality, it's about the phrasing.


people looking to take offence can take offence to comments no matter how they're phrased. girl's with loose vagina's could certainly be hurt about all the comments about how wonderful tight pussies are. i think that, in fairness, we should be allowed to voice our opinions on anything that might bruise anyone's ego, regardless of how we truly feel. in the spirit of that, i would like to say that i love tight cunts, loose cunts, in between cunts, all cunts on my bitches. and yeah, giant pricks, average pricks, and micro-pricks on my man-whores.

see, the thing is, that thread you're referring to, a throw away comment was blown totally out of proportion. the poster wasn't attacking anyone, she was simply voicing a preference. i'm all about not hurting anyone's feelings, but you know? only real way to do that is simply never voice any sort of an opinion. if that's what people want, why bother posting all these 'is it ok if i have a teeny tiny penis' threads. if you're not prepared for someone to say 'no' then you're better off not asking.
so... why is it when the guys ask about cock size, and one of the girls says something other then "oh, it's not about the size, it's about what he does with it, cock size doesn't matter to me" like when she says "small cocks are shit", she gets jumped on and yet, it's ok (and trust me, i do think it's ok) to discuss tight pussies vs wide pussies and be all "yeah, why would anyone want to fuck a loose vagina?"

just me thinking out loud...
Quote by Shylass
I thought this was going to be a thread about tentacle porn. I don't know if I'm glad or disappointed now.


me too, and i'm definately disappointed. that said, yeah, i like getting high and fucking. it's amazing, if you're with the right person(s) - quite honestly, i make a habit out of it, and what DD said pretty much is the reason why - that doesn't mean i don't enjoy fucking straight either - i make a habit out of that, too.
if drinking turns you into a douchebag, then you probably shouldn't drink. if you're a douchebag when sober, than you probably shouldn't go to bars to try to pick up on chicks. if you're going to try to pick up on chicks, you should probably NOT try to pick up on lesbians when they are with their girlfriends. and, if you're going to use a line like 'you're pretty enough to ' after you get your ass REJECTED you probably shouldn't be surprised when the cute little blonde girl beats the living shit out of you. even your friends were laughing at you, and you dumb fuck, if you weren't such an asshole, maybe the roomful of witnesses wouldn't have told the cops you'd started it, you dumb fuck. what kind of stupid waste of DNA are you, that you would say shit like that, anyways, and think it was FUNNY? maybe, next time, you'll think twice. stupid fucking cocksucker. and next time you'll remember that it doesn't matter how small a girl is, if properly motivated she can FUCK YOU UP.
if i leave a score, i leave a comment even if i'm not 'forced to' so really, it doesn't bother me at all - i feel that, if i expect someone to vote and comment on mine, i should have the same respect for theirs , and truly, if i read something to the end, it means i enjoyed it and they deserve to know that i did and why i did.