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Quote by Poppet


Wow, You need a reality check.. I think that has got to be one of the most ignorant posts I've seen on here so far.


you don't spend much time reading 'the think tank' posts, do you? *giggle*
i'm for it! as far as how i show my pet side, well... my pet side is a kitty and having kitties at home, i have good role models. besides doing a little 'dress up' (i have ears, a collar, and, for when i feel more ambitious, paws, tail, and a 'cat suit'), i simply tend to be more playful, comunicate in purrs and mews rather than words, or simply physical gestures, and let my brain go into 'kitty space'. smile
Quote by Buz
Usually I wouldn't do that. But if I were on a date with Sprite I would. haha

I'd order the hot dog souffle, buttery grits, and a side of fried green tomatoes & fried pickles, and cracklin' cornbread. That would go nice with a muscadine wine.


and then, i cancel that and order a big heap o' collard greens and poi for you, and a selection of desserts for myself... with tequilla chasers
i'm fine with it as long as he/she's cool about when i cancel his order, order for myself AND him/her. smile
Quote by menarealwaysignorged


Ok last comment because last time I check one of the rules clearly state about no heated debates in the forums, if any of you want to label me misogynist fine whatever,I'll say this again, I didn't ask for anything, all I did was answer a question on this one forum and that was it,not my fault that some petty people wanted to make a show out of it, especially mangina's who'll put up an act just to make their lady mistresses nod their heads just to win some ''good guy points'' so drop the act


hey, those 'manginas', as you call them? can't speak for all of them (tho i'm starting to lean this way about Musicluver) but i know Felix, and he is one the of the coolest, least 'pussywhipped', smart, funny, charming, sexy, and loyal guys i've ever known and you know something? we girls appreciate that, and let me tell you, he reaps the benefits - YOU might think he's a tool, but really, i think you need to start looking in the mirror - obviously, your behavior is still being driven by your exes - pretty much most of what you spout in here is a reaction to 'you being wronged'. so, tell me, who is the real tool?
Quote by menarealwaysignorged


lol wow that's also funny , anyway first who said it was just one relationship that cause it all , I never did, second I'll admit I don't trust women but even I know better then to blame the entire gender otherwise I wouldn't have the friends I have on my friend list, Oh and this is most important, I didn't ask anyone to ''buy'' anything,this post ask a question and I answer it plain and simple


*shrugs* one relationship, 2, 3... men have done some very bad things to me, too, thing that probably make your pain seem laughable - that said, i don't take it out on them, i don't blame them for what a small percentage did, i don't go around and post my hatred and disdain for an entire gender in public forums, and i have not let it make me bitter. and you know, your statement sound suspiciously like... i don't hate black/gay/hispanic people... i have a black/hispanic/gay friend. and you know? that you don't trust women is YOUR loss - you have decided to make yourself ignored, sour, prickly in the way that you talk about us, treat us, the posts you make - to be truthful, i feel sorry for you... to a point. you're kind of sad. i've seen far too many statements about women here in the short time you've been here to cut you any slack. sorry, but you earned the ire you're getting heaped on you here.
Quote by menarealwaysignorged
I suppose it's a good thing that people here finds my old heartache to be amusing, it's show me each of your true nature


actually, it's your misogyny that i find amusing - i'm actually empathetic to your heartache, but the fact that because of one relationship you have chosen to take your anger out on an entire gender kind of makes you less sympathetic - somehow i'm to blame that your wife fooled around with other girls? sorry, not buying it.
Quote by Milik_The_Red



Checking my supply of plywood....


yeah, i heard that about you, that you got wood... *giggle*
Quote by Milik_The_Red


She also requires that he be able to drive a six inch nail through a 2x4 with his penis....

Hey, that's what I heard!


actually, 1/2" plywood will do smile
why are goes so hung up on their own penises? just curious.
Quote by MoonlightSerenity


I wonder if that's your minimum recommendations.....


i have very high standards smile
A) wanking him - 6 days
B) sucking him - at least a month
C) fucking him - until my next birthday
Quote by Buz


Actually suggesting a threeway is one of the best ways to break up with a prude...

They are also horrified by suggesting anal, toys, lubes, or by blindfolding them and taking them to the adult toy store and sitting them in the lap of an inflated lifesize sex doll and taking their picture!!!


sounds like experience speaking
Quote by Buz
I went out with a couple of prudes before. What a waste of time.


at the same time? didja have a threeway? cause that would really be kind of twilight zone...
Quote by Shylass
Perhaps I would feel differently if I had experience, but why do people need to lie about it? Must every act of intimacy and sexual contact finish in climax? I'm sure that's the ideal, but can't lovely touching and fucking just be what it is, and if it goes as far as orgasms, great. But if not, it was still wonderful?

I would be absolutely gutted if my lover felt they had to lie, rather than for me to be glad they were just happy with that time together. And if something was wrong, how would I know so I could try to make it right? I hate lying, no matter what form it is in.

Honest intimacy is more than orgasm, surely? Perhaps it's down to how much we are willing to cede to keep our lover happy about a false thing, rather than let them know how happy we are about the many other things they gave us to enjoy?

Just my opinion.



yeah, if it's your lover, maybe you wouldn't, but one night stands with someone you liked well enough not to want to make them feel inadequate? like mentioned before, think of it as a harmless little white lie - they feel good about themselves, no harm done, everyone's happy (cept me, cause i didn't really get an orgasm out of it). smile in the past i've just waited until later and finished myself off.
when i used to cyber, back when i fist joined the site, and felt slightly pressured into it, i used to fake orgasms once i got bored. i'd be 'cumming' while chatting with someone else about something that actually mattered. smile
Quote by Dancing_Doll


Maybe phrasing things the 'soft way' some people are used to based on their social circles etc. But people come from different walks of life, use slang, use text-speak, talk more 'raw'. It starts to get pedantic. We get the gist of what she's saying though... "small dicks suck". I don't really have a knee-jerk reaction to her opinion, nor do I see it as a big deal that warrants attacks. It's not meant to be personal. It's her generalized opinion.



*nods* you should hear me when i let loose, or take the time machine back about 10 years - i would have shocked your asses, no lie. and yeah, it's easy to say something on a forum that is misinterpreted because you can't read inflection or body language. this is really silly, people, i mean come on, i could get offended by pretty much 50% of the posts on Lush if i chose to, if i really was out looking to be offended, but hey, that's not my thing, you know?
Quote by elitfromnorth


So in other words saying "I don't date red heads because they're all retards" is a perfectly ok statement? I'm just laying it out raw?


why don't you quit trying to make an issue where there is none. Doll made a perfect valid statement - we all have different opinions and we all state them different. The poster who said they didn't like small dicks wasn't voicing an opinion about the people with small dicks. she didn't say, people with small dicks are freaks. she might have been more PC about the whole thing, but really, y'all are blowing this all out of proportion, dig?
can i just send him a cage full of rabid bats, instead? really, i'd be doing the world a favor!
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I actually like this idea a lot. I love experiments. Let's do it!


me first!!
there is a search function at the top of the page, next to help - you can search members there smile
leave me alone. you're not responsible for my mood. sometimes i don't WANT to be cheered up. sometimes i want to sit and brew and let the smoke pour out of my ears and use every swear word i've ever learned and not have anyone bother me. sometimes i want to throw shit and scream and stab Mr Pooh in the face until he bleeds stuffing and sometimes i want you to go away so i can do that and not have to worry about freaking you out cause i goddamn love you so fucking much it HURTS and i scare the fuck out of myself sometimes and so i know i scare the living shit out of you, too.
Maria Bello and Viggo Mortensen in 'A History of Violence'. two scenes - the cheerleader and then, again, on the stairs... god... *bites my finger*
Quote by Dancing_Doll


Nobody loves me anymore.


i do smile
Quote by lifeafterdeath
Okay, how do I say this so you people actually understand what I'm saying........?
I do NOT think that all women are bitches. Get that through your thick skulls.


dang...
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