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Introduce the title of your story: Blondie in Wonderland

Genre/Category: Group Sex

Provide the link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/blondie-in-wonderland.aspx

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

I was feeling a bit nostalgic and, inspirational-wise, it's semi-autobiographical. Also, Lady X mentioned that they're her favorites and i'm kind of scared of her. smile

2. How did you come up with these characters?

As i said, Blondie, the main character is based on me. it's kind of cheating, in a way, though as always, making a character, even if they are 'real' come to life is not always easy - i think i've mastered it fairly well, if i may be a little un-humble.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

I think the Blondie series is a lot more 'raw' then what i usually write - it's also doesn't delve into bdsm or fetishes. it's pretty much straight (out of control) nameless fucking, usually with a whole lot of partners.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

making sure i didn't get TOO carried away with the build-up, the non-sex stuff... i tend to like to flesh out my characters a lot before 'the big sex scene'.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

i love writing the Blondie stories. they're pretty damn hot and raw, and also kind of deep - in a way, it satisfies my inner exhibitionist - honestly, i think they're some of my better writing, along with my Mrs V stories. As i said, these are very real - besides being (hopefully) erotic as all hell, they are a glimpse into a world that a lot of people may have never experienced, the dark heart of the inner city.
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Quote by gav


You know we had to upgrade the servers so I could keep the log of your visits to my page Ms Sprite.



hey, i figured you were getting lonely and really, it's not unusual to check out a page every 5 minutes, i mean, if i missed an update i'd be crushed!
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Quote by musicluver
I know its been said but seeing who views our profile would be nice


only if we have the option of turning it off!
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i like breaking mine up in the middle of a sex scene where he's about to spurt several gallons of cum into her... and then take about 3 months to write the conclusion.
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Quote by nicola
A new competition will be announced in the next few days



the theme... kitty girl stories, right? biggrin
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kinky is anything that makes someone blush when admitting to it. i know, terrible explanation. smile
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Yes. I don't know what causes it. But sometimes I just get so horny that I literally can't focus on anything else but sexual gratification. It gets to the point where being in public isn't really a good idea because you might end up doing something foolish, at least that's how intense it is for me. And it's a constant state of wetness for me. Not just horny, but ridiculously wet. And when I'm in that state, it seems as if no amount of orgasms will curb that desire...but of course it eventually abates. It just takes time...and a day off.

So, I completely understand where your friend is coming from.


so, this isn't normal? *blushes* i thought every day was like that *giggles*
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Quote by Nikki703
Because they cant stick it in their own ass!!!


i think there's some porn out there that proves you wrong, Nikki smile
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*sighs* if that is all you're drinking, but if, every once in a while, you do it, it's perfectly harmless (some claim that it can be beneficial) for those of you not into research...

Piss is actually quite safe to drink, assuming the person making the piss has healthy kidneys and isn't dripping with the clap. The production of urine begins with an ultrafiltration of the blood by the nephrons in the kidney, which contain superteeny openings that let only the smallest molecules through. This means that bacteria and viruses are rarely seen [in urine]—HIV and hepatitis viruses are pretty much a nonissue as long as the kidneys are in good working order.

But quite safe doesn't mean totally safe.

All bets are off if you're drinking the piss of someone who's got horrendous kidneys. The biggest danger would be drinking urine from someone with an infection that's living downstream from the kidneys, such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, or some type of bladder infection.

Presuming you're drinking a healthy person's piss, how much is too much? There have been cases of people dying because they drank gallons and gallons of water incredibly quickly and diluted their electrolytes to the point of cardiac arrest, however, that's sort of a risk that's inherent in any liquid, and not really unique to urine.

Another thing for piss guzzlers to consider: Certain small molecules are concentrated in the urine. Such as [trace amounts of] drugs, recreational and otherwise. I've heard from clean-and-sober piss drinkers who lost their jobs after testing positive for drugs their sex partners were taking, so if you have a job that requires regular drug testing, or if you're Britney Spears, you might want to date straight-edge piss tops exclusively.

If you know your partner and you're both healthy, guzzle all the piss you want. If you're hooking up with strangers and you're not sure what's coming out of his dick or her twat, then you're asking for it.
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i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm not embarrassed to admit anything about myself.
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For the record... most people get that, if you put a number or "chapter #" after a story, then it's probably got another chapter or so... guys, you really don't need to add, as a preface, that chapter 2 is... well, chapter two of a story. it's IN the title already. smile just a thought - what you end up with is, someone curious to see the first few lines of your story and getting an explanation of mundane stuff - which makes it more likely they'll check out other stories that they can actually get a feel for by reading the first few lines. this has been yet another Sprite PSA.
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Quote by chefkathleen


What do they call those green boots?


umm... Green Boots *giggles and runs*
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Those kind of stories usually are posted under "love stories". smile
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Dear Rachel,

I know you're only 10, and some of this you won't understand, but trust me, it's important. Remember it. Sometimes bad things happen or bad people hurt you. There's no reason for it, it's not punishment, that's just the way the world works. Stay strong, girl. KNOW that it will get better, that good stuff happens too, and that there will be good people in your life. Just remember, if anything bad happens, know that you WILL find love and hope and beauty and you will be happy, honey - and you won't be alone, you'll have someone by your side for for all of it, good and bad, someone you won't expect, but trust me, it will be someone who will give you your 'happy ever after'. Never give up, never quit dreaming - when you have dark times, it will get better - i promise.

One thing i am going to tell you...

mommy's going to go away, i think you figured that out already. sorry, honey, i wish i could change that. she's going to go away and your brothers aren't going to be there, and it's just going to be you and daddy...

Your daddy loves you. you're going to both go through a lot of pain, but he does and this is the important part. he's going to need you to be strong and to forgive him and try to remember that he hurts too, that he misses her so much and that you remind him of her too much and all that pain and anger is going to feel like it's for you - it's not. There are going to be days when he's lost somewhere you can't get to, and it's going to feel like you've lost him too. There's going to be days when you hate him, Rachel. Days when you wish he'd died too.

I know it'll will be hard, but you have to believe that he'll be there for you one day, but until then, you're going to be on your own for a bit - try to understand that he still loves you, try to always remember that, try to remember he's doesn't mean to hurt you, and most importantly, try not to hurt him back - in the end, you'll only hurt yourself.

you're going to be okay, i know that's going to be hard to believe at times, but you will - you're going to grow up to be a strong, caring woman, who's going to make mistakes, but whose heart will always be in the right place. You're going to have adventures and find love and make some wonderful friends, and sometimes it's going to be scary, but you're going to be strong enough to handle it. love is stronger than hate. Always remember that, and hope is stronger than fear. That's going to be the hard one, i know, but just try to remember it. i love you, which is pretty cool, right? knowing everything you'll do, everything i've done, the last 20 years, i still love you, girl.

xoxo
me
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Raider vs Seahawks! that's MY prediction! hey, it could happen!
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i use a taser on them until they beg for mercy. hard to get a second date, though...
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depends - not having any idea what the symptoms of a highly functional autistic man are, i can't comment - perhaps if you'd care to elaborate? if it's simply a matter of being shy, then theoretically, yeah, if we hit it off and i saw something beyond the shyness that attracted be.
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once every four years, on Feb 29th. something about leap year that just gets my juices going...
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yeah, thank god - i mean, i am always misplacing them and i am lost without my sex toys!
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Quote by alex35


I like your wife. Can I send my wife for training?



last time that happened, we sent back a lesbian.... just thought you should be aware of the dangers! smile
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


You guys could make a badass ice cream sundae.


just don't expect any bananas... or cherries....
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


You guys could make a badass ice cream sundae.


just don't expect us to make it a banana split - i am so over bananas. and um... there ain't any cherries left...
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i think it depends on your ethnicity... mine puts out marshmallow topping, while my wife exudes hot caramel...
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i'm pretty sure i got it on the amazon site itself. i think it's actually called Cloud, not Kindle, if you dl it for free? i'm awful with this kind of stuff, tho, or i'd try to help you out more smile
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you can download a kindle app on your PC for free which will allow you to DL kindle stories that you buy, like the Lush ebooks. that's what i did.
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