Quote by Dudealicious
Newflash - you can fit all of those in your ass as well. Does it mean you are going to give the "old college try" to say you did?
light bulbs, too! not that i'd advise you to try it...
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Quote by doctorlove
Women put cans,bottles,12 inch dildos that are 8 inches thick, they do this at some point in their life. I don't think there is a women out there that can find a man she can't find room for. For most men we are probly smaller than what women perfer to have penetrating them, but for most women its about clitoral stimulation. Ask yourself this, "would your women like you to lick her clit with a tongue that is smaller than your penis or have your cock in her" most would say tongue.
umm... really? i guess i haven't gotten to that point yet. hopefully, i'll miss out on it, or be too drunk to remember it... ouch.
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Quote by sexybbw71
Women are wired differently then men. Men are much more visual and sex is a much higher priority for men then it is for most women. Women, at least most women, want romance and sweet words and a man of character; at least that's what I want. When you have sex with a person you care about and respect it is so much better then just fucking. Animals fuck...I want a man that I can make love to and will make love to me as well. Most men just see with their eyes and their cocks...but a true gentleman will see with his heart as well. When you find one that sees with his heart don't let him go!!!
yeah, if i'm looking for a relationship, but if i'm just looking, i'm going to be looking at the good looking guy - come on, we all do it, we swoon over Bradly Cooper or Ryan Gosling at the movies, and we eye the good looking guy at the bar, not the average to less than average guy. this is me, of course, but yeah, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. like i told a good friend here, part of my attraction to my wife is she's hot - beyond that, she's an amazing, smart, funny, fun, warm, caring person, but part of why i love her is due to physical attraction, at least on the outset.
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dude. it's like, ok, nice house, i guess. it's brown, kind of square, and unimaginative. probably nice in side, but the exterior doesn't inspire me to think that it's anything beyond pleasant. Now, THAT house. Damn. it's got stained glass windows, it's purple, it's 2 stories, someone strung colored lights on it, i bet the inside is funky and fun and god, it's eye candy - maybe not practical, but it makes me want to go inside and check it out. sometimes you just like something pretty to look at, i mean, seriously, if we're talking one night stands or fantasies, we want prime rib, not turkey burgers to fuel our desires. call me shallow, but yeah, if two guys are sitting together, and one of them is hot, and the others a bit of a slob, my interest is, on first glance, going to be for the hottie, as i define 'hot'. it's human nature.
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Quote by Magical_felix
There is no cure for being a pussy. I think it's one of those nature vs nurture things or some shit. His brain is already wired.
There is no cure, I'm sorry, but you can try a couple things..
Start being more of a bitch. Boss his ass around more. Do the shit you want to do. Disagree with him a lot. Eventually he'll want to angry fuck you.
If that doesn't work, slap him in the face really hard next time you're fucking. I promise the next stroke will be harder.
actually, if you read through this carefully, there's a lot of truth here. some people are naturally dominant, some naturally submissive, and most fall somewhere in between. a lot of people feel uncomfortable taking a dominant role - they might do it to appease you, but it's going to feel forced and awkward and probably neither of you will enjoy it. my advice, try baby steps - don't go for like leather and whips the first time, see how he feels about something playful, like a spanking, or some really soft core bondage, like a blind fold and scarves. if he's just not feeling it, and you REALLY need it AND you have an open marriage, look to finding a Master, otherwise, live with it.
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you know, lets get real. it's one thing if your in a relationship with a guy, he's the love of your life, and he eats too many twinkies and balloons up - you know him, know who he is, love him, and though you might want him to slim down again, you're probably not going to dump him over it...
now... dating. you don't know shit about this guy, other then he might be funny or smart, but if he's some dumpy guy and there is no attraction there, no, as much as we'd like to think we see through all that stuff, the reality is, a really nice cock is not going to save me. well, if your the mirror image, maybe, but even then, most of us are attracted to good looking men, or at least men who are reasonably attractive. same goes for the guys, btw - you know, you're attracted to whom you're attracted for, and a large part of that is usually physical - i might sound shallow, but don't try to deny it, there's nothing wrong with it.
now... dating. you don't know shit about this guy, other then he might be funny or smart, but if he's some dumpy guy and there is no attraction there, no, as much as we'd like to think we see through all that stuff, the reality is, a really nice cock is not going to save me. well, if your the mirror image, maybe, but even then, most of us are attracted to good looking men, or at least men who are reasonably attractive. same goes for the guys, btw - you know, you're attracted to whom you're attracted for, and a large part of that is usually physical - i might sound shallow, but don't try to deny it, there's nothing wrong with it.
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Quote by Makavelli
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wish you would have told us earlier - wouldn't have had to mod your story... *sighs* so, tomorrow, we can expect one of those 404 messages when we do a search? Just curious.
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oh, and one other thing. kids are way smarter and intuitive then you give them credit for. they pick up on stuff like 'daddy hates mommy, but he likes that blonde lady' or 'mommy really like 'uncle' John'. if you have kids, and you're cheating, think of the lessons you are teaching them. kids learn by example.
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Quote by brossela
This is pretty judgmental, and an oversimplification of a situation that's not cut and dry due to little ones.
oh, i think it's pretty much cut and dry. his wife disgusts him, he is actively looking to fuck around on the side and hide it, lie about it, do it in secret until she figures it out or he leaves her. not confronting her with the problem is cowardly. not being honest, not talking to her is out of fear, not concern for the kids or her. it's selfish - he doesn't want to to deal with the aftermath or the work involved in fixing his relationship.
for the record, my opinion would be the same if the genders were reversed. if you are in a relationship and you are fucking someone on the side SECRETLY - it's cowardly and dishonest and hurtful. doesn't make you a bad person, but the act is bad. for the record. i have cheated on partners, and been cheated on. i am not perfect.
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you can't change who you are, but you can conform your actions to the rules and culture of the site. it's easy. you READ the rules and then, you simply FOLLOW them. if they are unclear, ask a mod in private and they will clarify them for you. seems simple enough. why people don't get it is beyond me.
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how is is it that she has any friends, with that attitude? if/when i get married, i'll be happy if the bridesmaids show up in jeans - having them there would be the most important thing and wow, mandatory parties in NY, Vegas, and then a wedding in CO? i'd have to take a loan just to attend her stupid parties - what a bitch.