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Quote by asleep


Thanks for that answer. Now to "slightly" borrow from this thread..."Would you have patience with a man who had ED difficulties?"

Rick


depends - if it was the love of my life and he was wonderful in every other way, yes - if it was a one night stand, no. *shrugs* i'm shallow like that.
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i worry about pleasing my lover, if our orgasms happen to happen at the same time, great, but it's rare, and it's not something i worry about.
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keep trying to have sex (unless his plan was to become a monk all along, in which case, he should follow his heart!)
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Quote by Buz
I like to wear my "EVIL PENIS" super villain costume to the beach. It comes with a huge erect penis built in to the tights and has a large "EP" printed on the cape and the chest. I burn lots of calories chasing Sprite around the beach. Little does she know I'm just trying to see what happens if she gets some sand trapped in her thong!

Once the girls are all tired, hot & sweaty from being chased around the beach, I sneak off and change into my Ice cream man clothes and come back to the beach and they all buy loads of overpriced ice cream and snocones from me.


i always did suspect you of being EP! now i have proof!
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Quote by AdrianZane-7


Not all the girls but i'm sure most of the girls are doing lesbian


i am SO hitting on all the wrong girls then.. *sighs* Daisy and OWA keep inSISTING they are straight! (oh, and Mistress, i AM joking!)
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i like spanx - they make my waist look... oh, what? not talking about...? sorry!
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Quote by Shylass


Empirical evidence? Is it all the girls you are hitting on, by any chance?


*does best to keep a straight face, loses it, falls off the bed in fits of giggles*
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Quote by one_winged_angel


*Is not going to say a word about having been secretly living under Spite's bed for the past few days*

*Is definately not going to say a word about a camera full of sneaked pictures of her pussy*


i was wondering who keeps tickling my feet when i'm siting on the edge of the mattress! you! heh - tonight, i'm coming in after you and forcing you to eat cookies! ha!
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i'd run screaming something like "monster cock is trying to eat me! help! help!" and hope some pretty girl saves me from the evil penis.
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Quote by one_winged_angel


But I just wanted to maybe touch it, play with it, do bad things with it. ..

It always purrs so nicely:



aww... that looks exactly like my Cleo heart
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everything that comes out of his mouth since the night we 'broke up'.
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Quote by one_winged_angel


I swear I'm straight. .. ..


yeah, you've been swearing that for a while now... me thinks the lady doth swear too much smile
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Author: Nicola
Genre: Bdsm/fetish
Description: a power mad mogul who runs an erotic story site disciplines her staff with ginger and daily spankings.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll


Yep... my panties have never been more dry.


that's me, drying out panties all over north america! smile
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Quote by one_winged_angel


What about Boobacious Cunnie?. .. or maybe Cunnie Boobacious would work better.


Cunnie Boobacious gets my vote - or her sister, Vageena.
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Quote by one_winged_angel
Ruby, lovely sparkling jewel that shines even when it's dirty!!

Are you sure you won't consider Cocktasia? Or pustastic?


or Spankadoodle Analicious?
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Quote by one_winged_angel
I wish I could help and say it'll all get better soon, but it's been years and I still have . . . I guess you could call it trust issues too.

Lush helps sometimes. .. and cookies too ^_^ yes, I'm silly. .. .. it's how I deal



*hugs* it never goes away, i mean, it hasn't, but omg, looking back, i can see how much less i am... well, until... but yeah *hugs*
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
'Daddy' would permanently kill the mood for me - or any related 'big daddy', 'who's your daddy', 'give it to me daddy', or revolting baby-talk or overly sugary sentiments.

I'm all in for the dirtiest of dirty-talk during sex (whore, slut, fuck-doll, cunt, ass licker, cum-slut) - they're all good in my books. The word 'baby' is fine too. I just don't want to feel like a 'little girl' with the cutesy affectionate terminology. It makes me gag (in a bad way).



how about baby-daddy...? or umm... "who's your iddy biddy baddy waddy daddy now, baby boo boo?"
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do things outside of your comfort zone - even if you're a mess, do them. when nothing bad comes of it, it will chip away at all that stuff - it takes time, god, i KNOW it takes time - find someone to hold your hand, if that's what you need, to be there, right next to you, to lend you some strength. i was 22, i spent an year unable to leave my apt. years and years of nightmares, i'll be 30 this month - it took me almost this long to... adjust. i had help. i fell in love with someone i could trust, but first, she was my friend. i think that, when you let your friends take some of the burden, let them in just a little, let them hold your hand on bad days, it helps more than anything - trust is the main issue - let them earn your trust, be honest with them, and let them prove to you that you can trust them. it gets better, i promise - i KNOW. *hugs* you know how to find my mail box. make use of it if you need to, ok?
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Quote by 1nympholes


OMG yes! But that is somehing we need to hear when it is true.


no, we really don't - we are aware of it without being told. VERY aware.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Utah? Who the fuck moves to Utah?


well, someone has to! i hear they have nice desserts... or is that deserts... i'm not really sure...
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don't play rock, paper, scissors with Slipperywhenwet... *giggles*
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Quote by Shylass


No. It would still be peed out of a person. I won't drink that coffee that's made from monkey poo either. I guess I'm just a pee prude.


wait... there's coffee made out of monkey poo? seriously? dude!
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Quote by Shylass
This one is the bane of my life, and always asked by the guys I fancy:

"Can you set me up with your mate?"



hey, Daisy, can your mate set me up with you? *hugs*
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


No you first!

Or perhaps we should do rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first!


now you're just confusing me! (not that that's hard to do!). umm... we could move to Utah and be polygamists... just a thought, tho you'd have to give up caffeine and wear magic panties or something...
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


rock, paper, scissors?


ok, you go first! (sometimes being blonde is an asset!)
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Quote by Shylass


Sprite, the thing about being a bit shy and embarassingly honest is that people don't usually expect a bare-faced lie on the open forums.

Can we have a Naughty Step for Sprite, please?


does that involve a spanking? cause umm... well, only 3 people get to spank me, though if Nicola did, i guess i'd have to make an exception for her... she IS my Boss....
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