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Marry me?
hey, you, get in line, take a number, and all that! i saw her first! *gigglefit*
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Quote by Shylass
No, because it's pee that comes out. It's all the crap my body couldn't or wouldn't process, and I find that idea gross. My favourite beverage other than Baileys and water is Diet Coke. But it wouldn't be if it came out as my pee. Because I wouldn't try it. My pee would just be dark brown fizzy stuff that I wouldn't want to drink, because it would be what my pee is. They might call it Diet Coke, and it might actually be Diet Coke. But it would still have been through all my waste product organs, so, bleurgh! It's the process by which it is produced that makes me not want to drink it.
Plus, the idea of drinking liquid that's appeared from my pussy is just... bleurgh. I would no longer love Diet Coke. I would convert to Pepsi Max for the rest of my days, which is only currently my back-up plan when Diet Coke suppliers have let me down. I know what I mean, I just don't think I'm explaining it very well.
ok, how about drinking someone else's pee, if it came out tasting exactly like diet coke? i mean, not like processed, but exactly the same, and it was served in a frosty mug and you didn't have to see them peeing, they did it in a back room or something? how about then?
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Quote by Shylass
Seriously? How about a holiday for the boss?
Obviously we'll be very, very good whilst you're away...
speak for yourSELF! i plan on... oh, wait... is this forum public? umm... nevermind, Boss! i'll be a good kitty, i swear! *hides the paint can and brush behind my back whilst fidgeting*
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Quote by Sensei
Speaking of keys, that's number 2: Latches, not locks. It is sufficient that your sub not be able to easily free themselves without help. Locks and keys don't make that significantly more effective in many cases. But they do make embarrassing or perhaps dangerous situations possible if the key gets misplaced.
we actually had duplicates made. all our keys are color coded. there's a dab of paint on each lock/locking device of a different color, and the key to it has the same color dab. all the keys are on a ring, together, and 3 such rings exist, two at home, one being the back up in case the first gets lost, and one is being kept by a neighbor, in case of emergency, we can call her - she is aware of our kink, so it's not something we need to worry about.
oh, and yeah, cop cuffs are fun, but leather cuffs are way better for long sessions - much for comfortable, and i like the feel of them better...
as for resources, as Sensei said, read the BDSM 101 thread here, it's full of good information from many POVs. also, read through the BDSM stories here for an idea of what turns you in - in fact, can i suggest you have her read thru them and see which ones you both 'mesh' on as a way to start talking about what you want? communication is KEY to BDSM - communication and trust - if you develop both of those, the rest of the stuff will be easy AND fun for both of you.
best of luck and please, feel free to ask questions, be it today, or weeks down the line, and let us know how things go!
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Quote by one_winged_angel
guys? Guys? GUYS!! *runs away crying*
Last night you told me I was your one and only *sob*
Were you only saying that so you could get in my cookie jar?
they are very nice cookies, you know, the pink and white frosted circus animal kind, and like making animal noises when i eat them, like the elephants trumpet until i bite their heads off and then just silence... mmm... frosted elephants... is hungry for... toasted ladies...
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Ohhhhh.... ok. haha. Yeah, I was wondering about those two.
PS. You should try a layer of plain cream cheese and strawberry jam on top for the fillings - tastes like cheesecake.
mm... never thought of that... girl, you're just trying to fatten me up, now
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't really eat red meat except for sausage and bacon and the occasional McDonalds cheeseburger. Those don't count because it's not in a meat-like format so I can disassociate from the original food source. lol
I have had veggie burgers and tofu-dogs though - and don't mind them at all. They're getting better and better with them. When I was a kid, a veggie-inspired meat product pretty much tasted like sawdust. Now, in a lot of cases, I can't even tell the difference.
PS. you need to come to Canada for the really good maple syrup. ;)
yeah, i remember having a veggie burger when i was a kid and it tasted awful - NOW we get all sorts of yummy stuff - kind of hooked on the veggie corn dogs right now, they are SO good, but we get pretty much every meat item in meatless form - tho i don't think i've seen ham, but sausage, hot dogs, burgers, ribs, turkey, chicken, ground beef, and to be honest, i like them better than i remember liking their real meat counter parts.
*nods* or Maine - i think the stuff we get is imported from Maine, or so it claims. that said, Kate has a fondness for blueberry syrup too, so there's usually a choice, and it's cheaper for when we decide to add it into our *coughs* playtime...
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Wow, I haven't heard of a few of the waffle-family items you mentioned! lol
btw, waffle-cakes and panffles are my own inventions, not sure if anyone else does this...
panffles - i make pancakes and then put them in the waffle maker
waffle-cakes - two small waffles with a small pancake inbetween - sort of like a sandwich, only there's a layer of jam between each layer of waffle/pancakes, like a birthday cake thingy
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Wow, I haven't heard of a few of the waffle-family items you mentioned! lol
Hmmm.... I tend to be more of an eggs and bacon type, but a couple of times a year, I'll go for the waffles and maple syrup with fruit. I love maple syrup - but burnt sausage dipped in maple syrup gets me more excited than waffles or pancakes. Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
actually, we get veggie sausages, morning star makes them, that are maple flavored, and they're really good, or i just get the regular ones and put a little maple syrup on them - not much, we get the really good stuff, the REAL stuff, and it's a bit pricey - usually, i go with fresh fruit or apple sauce on my waffles, pancakes, whatever
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
He was one of my favourite actors - long before the Joker role.
I think one of his best films was his work in a dark indie film called 'Candy' ... now that's a movie that will haunt you. It really showed his depth and range.
and don't forget Brokeback Mountain. oh, the roles he would have played... *sighs*
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Quote by dbnemi
i agree totally lol because i still haven't got much feed back on the post i put in the lounge
these things take time - the Staff has a billion other things to take care of - and it needs to be discussed behind the scenes too, so yeah, patience, young man
