Happy birthday, Alan!
no fancy pictures or clever prose, just a heart felt hug to someone whom i respect and admire and have grown very fond of and, more importantly, always makes me smile. i hope you know how much i treasure your friendship - and how much i enjoy trashing you in public, too! *giggles*
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Quote by Mazza
SPAM??? It's fine art, carefully chosen to make you smile!!!!
Spam? my arse! (hahah - had to punctuate that - it meant something VERY different a moment ago!!)
wanders off muttering under her breath!!
*giggles* if it helps, you should know that i have copied and printed each and every one of them and framed and plan to open a museum in the summer showcasing them - interested in being the guest of honor?
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Quote by gypsymoth
Arbitrary? Unjustifable rules? You're making a judgment call on the standards Lush wishes to have? Based on what, and who are you anyway?
*shakes fists* you f'ing mods, trying to actually set standards of quality here. dammit, i wrote a 6 word story that was brilliant - BRILLIANT - and you turned it down! it was going to be part one of my 100 chapter opus, each chapter 6 words! don't you understand? i am a GENIUS!
sorry. the stress is getting too me. think i need to start drinking. it IS after noon on the other coast, after all!
Her Royal Spriteness
Just to add to this, first off, i get really lovely notes from people i verify stories for. thank you, it is appreciated. Secondly, read a story carefully and time yourself doing that. Then, multiply that times by 6 and then add 2. That's my daily work load - close to 90 minutes. Sometimes it's more, like right now when we are trying to catch up. Some of the mods do more than that. it's a labor of love, but it is a lot of work especially when some of the stories return not once, not twice, but 4 or 5 times before they are publishable, so yes, please be patient, we are working as fast as we can while still trying to maintain the highest quality possible for what is, THE best sight for erotica on the net.
btw. feel free to volanteer - we could use the help!
thanks and hugs,
sprite.
btw. feel free to volanteer - we could use the help!
thanks and hugs,
sprite.
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Hi, I'm sprite. i am a sub. i'm not really 'in' the lifestyle, but i do enjoy bondage and bdsm. a lot. i have a lovely wife, whom i play with on occasion (we have weekly Friday night bondage play sessions that we both enjoy) and a lovely Mistress who i get to play with several times a week here online as well (Curious Kitty or, as i call her, Mistress Laura). i am also a kitty girl, as probably a few of you know (hi Gypsy!).
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Sadly, i have a strange relationship with BDSM that is probably a mixture of unhealthy and healthy. i was introduced by an ex-boyfriend, and oh, i took to it like a fish does to water - sadly, the relationship turned abusive, and there are still some residual effects that i struggle with from time to time because of that.
fortunately, i have two very good minders/handlers, who shepherd me thru in a safe and sane manner these days, and have quelled the darker aspects of my need and it'd done wonders for me outside of the bedroom as well.
i have always been submissive. with exceptions. i will switch, within reason, for someone i trust, for the sole reason that recognize that need in them and the need for ME to fill it, to please, is very strong - in a way, it's submission to a role - that said, knowing what a sub needs to intimately, i think i am very good at it, despite the desire to want to apologize at times, for being too cruel.
i don't think that i am 'in the lifestyle' like some. i enjoy it with my partner/wife and with my Mistress, but it is not 24/7 thing with me - i thought, at one point in my life, that i needed it to be, but now, i find that while i enjoy it a LOT, i don't think i could ever be a full time slave/sub/pet. i just don't have the personality to go there, perhaps? and lately, i find myself more of a kitteny kind of girl, which is a whole different subject and not at all the same, tho there are certainly overlaps...
fortunately, i have two very good minders/handlers, who shepherd me thru in a safe and sane manner these days, and have quelled the darker aspects of my need and it'd done wonders for me outside of the bedroom as well.
i have always been submissive. with exceptions. i will switch, within reason, for someone i trust, for the sole reason that recognize that need in them and the need for ME to fill it, to please, is very strong - in a way, it's submission to a role - that said, knowing what a sub needs to intimately, i think i am very good at it, despite the desire to want to apologize at times, for being too cruel.
i don't think that i am 'in the lifestyle' like some. i enjoy it with my partner/wife and with my Mistress, but it is not 24/7 thing with me - i thought, at one point in my life, that i needed it to be, but now, i find that while i enjoy it a LOT, i don't think i could ever be a full time slave/sub/pet. i just don't have the personality to go there, perhaps? and lately, i find myself more of a kitteny kind of girl, which is a whole different subject and not at all the same, tho there are certainly overlaps...
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So... i said it before, and then, i got stupid about things. Doll was the one of the first friends i made here and remains one of the best and one of the most beloved. she's warm, smart, fun, sexy, and has more talent then any one person should have. i treasure her deeply and yes, i still stand by what i said, she is one of the few people here whose stories i actually get off on multiple times. thank you for your friendship and i hope you understand how HARD it is for me to apologize in public like this and know how much you mean to me that i am willing to 'look bad' in front of everyone. i took what was a playful little tap on the nose way to far and in doing so, hurt people i care deeply about - sorry to derail this thread like this, but it means a lot to me to make amends, to her, and to CK as well, who never once even hinted that i should do what i did - i made her look poorly too, something i regret as well. it won't happen again. that's a promise.
rachel
rachel
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i mess up here pretty good today. i wanted to make a public apology to Dancing Doll, who isn't deserving of what i did to her. in no why did i mean to embarrass her - my head hasn't been screwed on right. btw, what i did was my own decision, my own choice - i take full responsibility for it. Doll's banter was never out of line and i am sorry if i, in anyway, suggested that it was. i am really very sorry to have caused anyone any pain or hurt any feelings or suggested that her comments were out of line. i am at a loss at how to make this right, but i intend on trying. Doll deserves better than this. she is a true friend and a wonderful woman and has been nothing but wonderful to me.
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Quote by Warlock
Apparently everyone else on Lush is smoking hot.. I chose my pic because I'm not.. from the avatars I always see.. everyone here is a 10 but me.. I guess I'll have to learn to write.. and just stay out of everyone's sight.. but if there's ever a knock on my door.. you'll get the wings and abs.. and a whole lot more..
shh! don't ruin it for me! in my mind you will always be the hot guy with wings. no, NOT the guy with hot wings! that's a whole different image!
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"Maybe this time I won't let you up. Drown you like a kitten nobody wants, you fucking worthless piece of shit"
my ex. we call him 'The Monster' for a reason. i don't share those words often, but i have never forgotten them and sometimes, when i'm at my lowest, the ring loud and clear in my head.
my ex. we call him 'The Monster' for a reason. i don't share those words often, but i have never forgotten them and sometimes, when i'm at my lowest, the ring loud and clear in my head.
naughty-not in a good way- kitty. 
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Quote by Dudealicious
Wait what? I haven't opened up those pics to you yet? I was beginning to wonder why you haven't said where you wanted me to put it in to start!!
Dayuum!
actually, you did, but i am too scared to look! one of the other girls warned me that she almost fainted when she opened up your gallery! i think she meant that in a good way, but i am NOT taking any risks!
ps - i am not allowed to put i ANYthing without my owner's or Mistress's permission, anyways, so even if i did look, that's not one of the questions i will be asking you.
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y'know what is cool about Lush? Colin Farrell hangs out with us! talk about cool! and yeah, because he has an avatar, and a fun page to visit, i will answer his messages and chat back and forth with him in the forums and spam his page every once in a blue moon. cause he's not just another random red and white face asking me to rate pictures of his cock.
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@LM - yeah, but then, you've taken the time to get to know people here, to prove that you're a good guy - you put i the effort, you have a really cool profile, you post in the forums so that people have a sense of who you are, and you're usually very respectful and fun - and the thing is, i know this for a fact, what you get out of your Lush experience depends upon what you put INto it. i find that the guys who stick around, who make friends, who have fun here, are the ones who make an effort and who treat the girls like people, not like 'tits and a vagina'
well, except for DirtyMartini. he just pays us to be nice to him. ;)
well, except for DirtyMartini. he just pays us to be nice to him. ;)
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Speaking for myself (and probably a large part of the female population here). Take a look at the hits on my page. Now, take a look at the hits on YOUR page. Take a moment to wonder "Wow. Her page has been viewed 1,000 times more than mine. I wonder how many friend requests, messages to view guys cocks, to chat, to join in on password protected private chats, questions about sex, requests to cyber, she gets? Oh, and how many of those little black boxes does she get of the same?
THEN ask yourself, how does she deal with all of those? Does she answer them all?
No. If i did, I wouldn't have any time for myself. I am a story mod, i keep up with my friends, i post on the forums, i write, i have a Mistress here, and i have a life off line.
Here is how it works. Is someone catches my eye, someone i don't know, i will write back. A generic message from a generic guy with a generic avatar ain't gonna do it. take the time (5 minutes or less) to find an avatar! what is so hard about that? it doesn't have to be a picture of you - or even sex related. Let it tell me something about you! if you're into music, post a guitar or a musician you really dig. if you're it sports, post your favorite teams logo. if your into bdsm, post a picture of handcuffs.
And then, take another 15 minutes to fill out a bio telling me about yourself. put up wall paper, make it catch my eye, make yourself sound interesting. thing of it as shopping. if i walk into the store and see a 20 red and white generic looking pairs of sneakers and one that is bright pink with glow in the dark shoe laces, you think i'm going to pick thru the 20 identical pair or go straight to the pink ones and try them on? Yeah, i might find one of those 20 that is really comfy, but i'm not going to spend an hour trying them all on.
sell yourself. it's not that hard. a generic avatar screams 'i am not interesting and i don't care enough to make myself interesting'. So why would that appeal to me?
THEN ask yourself, how does she deal with all of those? Does she answer them all?
No. If i did, I wouldn't have any time for myself. I am a story mod, i keep up with my friends, i post on the forums, i write, i have a Mistress here, and i have a life off line.
Here is how it works. Is someone catches my eye, someone i don't know, i will write back. A generic message from a generic guy with a generic avatar ain't gonna do it. take the time (5 minutes or less) to find an avatar! what is so hard about that? it doesn't have to be a picture of you - or even sex related. Let it tell me something about you! if you're into music, post a guitar or a musician you really dig. if you're it sports, post your favorite teams logo. if your into bdsm, post a picture of handcuffs.
And then, take another 15 minutes to fill out a bio telling me about yourself. put up wall paper, make it catch my eye, make yourself sound interesting. thing of it as shopping. if i walk into the store and see a 20 red and white generic looking pairs of sneakers and one that is bright pink with glow in the dark shoe laces, you think i'm going to pick thru the 20 identical pair or go straight to the pink ones and try them on? Yeah, i might find one of those 20 that is really comfy, but i'm not going to spend an hour trying them all on.
sell yourself. it's not that hard. a generic avatar screams 'i am not interesting and i don't care enough to make myself interesting'. So why would that appeal to me?