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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by CumGirl


Yes, nicola, but who is the Attention Seeking Whore sat in the top spot with a big smile on her elfin face?

Now I wondered how that happened?

And, of course, it is rather appropriate that I am Top and the lovely sprite is Bottom ... so reflective our BDSM lives.

And if anybody wishes to visit my gorgeously wonderful profile page ... well who knows what erotic goodies await you.

Please

Please

Please

Please do visit me, because I am just an ...

Attention Seeking Whore

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/attention-seeking-whore-i-am-an-.aspx


i had to go visit you just for that comment! dammit, i hope you win, now! biggrin
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DirtyMartini
You know...I was reading up on something called "URL Redirection"...

URL Redirection
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/URL_redirection

Is there any way that if someone clicks on Sprite's or Cumgirl's page it automatically redirects to my page...which is here, btw...just sayin'

Profile Page - Dirty Martini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini

Anyway...something for me to think about, I know I can figure this out...




actually, there is - how do you think i syphon the views on your page onto mine, Alan? ;)
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
No, in all seriousness, i read the story as well, Daisy, and aside from the content issue, it was really well written! as i said before, write for yourself and your audience will follow - don't write something that doesn't excite you, cause it will be at least subtly obvious to anyone who reads your stories, and you'll never be happy with it. smile good luck, i'm excited to read your gingerbread fisherman stories, or whatever!

xoxo
rach
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by redhot363236
I agree with Dancing Doll.
Writing erotica is like music ...
If you don't feel what you're writing, it won't come through like you did

As far as being ashamed, I wouldn't show them to my pastor or (worse) my husband, but these are my fantasies. They are a part of who and what I am


i actually write for my pastor - he's kind of hot and i have a crush on him. the things that go on in my side of the confessional box are... well... maybe i shouldn't share.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Happy Birthday, Ms Liz! *hugs* I got you a present - they were having a sale smile

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Happy Birthday, Ms Liz! *hugs* I got you a present - they were having a sale smile

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by chefkathleen


how do you really know that? once they have their arms around you, you're trapped.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
kind of too late for me, i mean, you should have posted this in January, not 1/4 of the way thru feb! maybe next year.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by nicola


I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

The competition closes on Feb 29th, if that's what you mean


i think she wants to know where everyone placed - all 104,000 members. i'm sure we all would *giggle*
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
what section should trannies and cross dressers post in or can they have their seperate threads too? and can we have one for bi women, straight women, and guy women, and the same for men, too? what about hermaphrodites!
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
umm... i just make sure not to go without sex for a long time? what does everyone else consider long? like a week, right?
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
if it helps, i'm in a relationship and i hate VD (Valentine's day). it has some really ugly memories attached to it. Not only will i not be talking about it, but i'll be actively bitter and curl my nose up in disgust about the whole affair. in fact, please don't bombard me with VD notes or spam my wall about it or even remind me about it on tuesday, cause you're likely to get a response you're not expecting.

Oh, and i'm serious. this little rant is not just for amusement, i f'ing hate Feb 14th.

xoxo
sprite
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
hey, Alan, i'll help you out and send some of my views your way if you promise to be my bitch for the month of March! ;)
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Ok, a pet peeve of mine that seems to crop up in a lot of erotica. A laundry list of heights, weights, and measurements. It really kind of takes me out of the story, this is just my personal taste, of course, but it's just too... sterile.

for example - how not to write for Sprite:

Tom was 6'5" and weighed 250 pounds. his wife, Tammy, was 5'6" and weights 120 pounds and had red hair and green eyes. her breast were a DD cup.

How to write for Sprite:

Tom was exceptionally tall and with chunky build. He reminded me of the sea, his hair sandy, his eyes ocean blue. His wife, Tammy, despite being of average height, looks small beside him, her crimsons curls offsetting emerald eyes and spilled over her large, ripe breasts.

comments or opinions are welcome! smile
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
i kept my engagement ring for a very long while - he broke up with me, btw. the exes from breakups that were mutual and on good terms, i kept some things for sentimental value - the bad break ups i either destroyed gifts or gave them away/sold them if they had some monetary worth. i still have some jewelry, books, and stuffed animals from exes that i was fond of, even after we split. smile
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
The Hitachi is a thug - it's like hard rough sex - when you're really in the mood for it, it's pretty amazing, but i find that those times are rare - usually i'd rather go with something more subtle that allows me to tease myself slowly and prolong my experience - i am all about quality over quantity for the most part.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm sure I could fake it if I had to, but I'd probably be painting my nails at the same time or watching TV in the background.


obviously you were privy to some of my early cyber sessions once i realized that the guy on the other end had a very limited imagination and vocabulary and i was just too nice to not 'finish him off'.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
i do with certain people. when i first joined, it was fun - exciting, something different - the novelty quickly wore off - that said, i found that there were a couple of people who could hold my interest, people i'd made personal connections too, that were fun, creative, imaginative, dirty, and i'd play with them from time to time. then i met a certain someone who became my Mistress, who, even if i wanted to (i don't) would frown on me playing with others. so yeah, i do enjoy it - with her, and yes, it's arousing and fun and crazy and special and dirty beyond anyone's imagination. oh, if you had any idea. *giggles*
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Nikki is one of the nicest women i've ever known. plus, she is FUN - capitol F U N.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
lol - omg, there's a list, i should post it when i have time... peppermint sticks, lolipops, popsicles, nerd ropes... how's that for starters? biggrin
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
it's easier to cry on shoulders then it is on penises!
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by SatinBatty
I would be Batman... cuz I AM BATMAN


say it like this: I'm the goddamn Batman! biggrin
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
i didn't so much come out as let people figure it out on their own - unless you're totally in the closet and hiding it, most of your closer friends do, and they are always ok with it, if they aren't, they aren't truly your friends. that said, coming out to your family is scary! i think that, most parents will accept it once the shock is over, or might even already suspect it - i'm sure you already have a good idea if they are homophobic or not and you wouldn't be bringing home another girl if you thought it would lead to craziness smile
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