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Quote by Magical_felix
Oh come on man... Just sit down and get that hamster wheel going. There are millions of kinks out there just waiting to be discovered by you.
I'll give you one that me and Sprite came up with in one of our hot and heavy sessions... I like her to dress up like a fucking drugged up horny Rainbow Bright. Then I have her bend over and I stick a nerds rope (pictured below) in her ass until just about an inch of the rope is sticking out. Then we get in a 69 position and I eat the rope out of her a little at a time as she gets to work on getting the cream filling out of my twinky. It's fucking sexy... That's just the tip of the iceberg man, just put on your thinking cap.
I won't even begin to tell you about the fucking crazy shit me and Angel Heart get into either. I ain't trying to get my ass banned for good. But its drawn out, methodical and it makes my dick want to explode in like 2 seconds. I'm usually a 45 minute session guy. Just sayin'.
(Nerds rope)
*sighs* you do know that, every time you post this stuff, Felix, i end up having to explain to my Mistress that you're a pervert and none of it ever happened, right? usually right after she paddles me. you are a very bad man.
Look into my eyes, my eyes. Relax, you're feeling sleepy .....
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Quote by Dudealicious
Thanks Rach, while I agree to what was said to an extent, Apple has a code of ethics which clearly goes against some of his points:
*nods* i've had enough glimpses behind closed doors to know that public declarations of ethics and reality don't often mesh - even if only half of what Mr. Daisey says is accurate, it paints a pretty nasty picture of Apple, a company who can afford to do things the right way and chooses not to. This sort of stuff needs to be brought to peoples attention or it will continue. public outcry, if loud enough, can be a great motivator.
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i might have gone out with a few like minded couples knowing that there was going to be sharing, and i've been to a few sex parties where sharing was part of the agenda, but not the main focus, put on by good groups, and they can be really fun if you're both 100% good with it - if one of you is doing it just to please the other, though, it can lead to trouble.
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Quote by LadyX
Thanks Rachel, I'd like that, and would probably produce something more enjoyable than the sharting thread that Ashleigh and I toyed with starting. That would've qualified as despicable, more than likely.
*eyes go big* sharting? umm... oh, god, the thoughts that just went tru my head, Xuani! lol - no i am NOT sharing them! Ok, so, bring an apron or just a stool. Apple or peach? or we could do one of each.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Screw facebook I would rather buy Apple shares! Their performance still boggles my mind, they have comp increases in the double digits. Take into account 40% of their revenue stream is from products that didn't exist 4 years ago - simply retarded!
Apple stock price as of 11:03 AM This morning
Apple Inc. (AAPL)-NasdaqGS
467.83 +3.86(0.83%) 11:03AM EST - Nasdaq Real Time Price
You may want to rethink that after watching this, Dude. A look into what goes into making your ipod, iphone, ipad, etc.
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Quote by nicola
The scores on the doors after a week:
submissivemom72 13,956
cumgirl 9,041
naughtyannie 8,609
kim 8,345
vanessahearts 7,608
Submissive Mom has quite a following!
hmm... the rest of us need to stop being lazy... wow... Mom's got like twice of #5s? wow.
impressive! 
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Being bi, and being what i guess you would term CD friendly, i wouldn't have any issues with it, though it's not something i've done before and it might be a little strange at moments - my only real issue would be if they WERE prettier then me - might squash my self esteem a little. really, tho, if they were sexy and fun and i liked them, sure, i'd be into it.
that said, lesbian girls would probably be put off by the fact that, no matter the window dressing, it's STILL a man.
that said, lesbian girls would probably be put off by the fact that, no matter the window dressing, it's STILL a man.
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Quote by LittleBambi
- I go through phases of nail biting...but only my thumbs
- Playing with my nose stud ...not a truly 'bad' habit, but I doubt it's an attractive one!
- Complaining
- Making excuses..
- Comfort eating (blah!)
- An obsessive bedtime getting ready 'routine' that has to be followed exactly
I don't feel too bad after that, actually.
oh, yeah, i have to admit that i have something like that too - whenever we go to see a movie, i have to sit in a certain place, just right of center in the first row in the second section, and i have to use the restroom to pee exactly 15 minutes before the start time and then i have to get a drink of water from the drinking fountain 5 minutes before, even i have water with me *blushes* if i don't follow my routine, it makes it really hard to watch and enjoy our movie.
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Quote by TraceyAmes
Hi,
Why did someone mention that stories attract the most readers? I cannot imagine why?My story has attracted almost 300,000 readers, do I get 10 badges?
lol - says the woman who writes stories
congratulations, btw, that's just wow... impressive 