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sprite
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Her Royal Spriteness
one of the first friends i made here, and one of the best
Not that i'm saying that you're better then the rest
that said, you're amazing and funny and smart
and sweeter then honey, and you've got a great heart
your stories are brilliant and no one can compare
i don't know what we'd do if you weren't here
so please understand that i say this with love
i hope for your birthday you get someone to shove
a huge cock up your ass and talk dirty to you
and buy you a new vibrator or two!
xoxo
kitty
ps - personally, i celebrate your existence every day! thank you for brightening up mine!
Not that i'm saying that you're better then the rest
that said, you're amazing and funny and smart
and sweeter then honey, and you've got a great heart
your stories are brilliant and no one can compare
i don't know what we'd do if you weren't here
so please understand that i say this with love
i hope for your birthday you get someone to shove
a huge cock up your ass and talk dirty to you
and buy you a new vibrator or two!
xoxo
kitty
ps - personally, i celebrate your existence every day! thank you for brightening up mine!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DirtyMartini
Nothing gets by me...you should know that by now...um, what you trying to say anyway?
And stop posting all those naked pictures of yourself all over my profile page, will ya? It's starting to get way too cluttered...I might have to start taking them down soon if it gets too bad...
Just sayin'
fine, i'll just have to post them on my page then - and here i was trying to help you out.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by nicola
I thought I was being subtle
He'll just come back with another ridiculous made up profile. What have we had so far?
Medical Student
CIA Officer
Astronaut
Brain Surgeon
US President
CEO of a Fortune 500 Company
And they always have the body of a porn star. It's uncanny! lol
Talking of Fortune 500 companies, I still find this amusing:
we should have a contest: guess the next profession
lol
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Nikki703
A VP job? Id just love to work in R+D, HAHA!! A few months ago, I was watching this show on late night Cinemax called Chemistry. In one of the episodes, one of the characters has a meeting with the CFO of Lelo. She had all the toys spread out on a table. Too funny!!
where do you volenter to became a test subject?!?
Her Royal Spriteness
sometimes i find myself the girl people go to with their troubles, and yes, i love being able to be there, to listen, even if i don't have advice, but there are times when it becomes a burden. sometimes you need to find balance and not let it define who you are and not matter how strong you are, there are times when it will test you.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Nikki703
WTF?
word, my sistah. *giggles* personally, i'd rather a guy tell a guy the first word, which, if i remember bible class at all, was 'In'. In the beginning there was... well, this guy, and he had a word, and the word was good, not literally, i mean, it wasn't "good", but it was a good word, probably love, or fun, or smile, you know? anyways, he used to to confront, well, this girl, only she wasn't impressed, knowing the super secret Ninja fu, so she confronted his ass right back in an epic smackdown and then, on the seventh day, she rested, had a beer, and put on a game.
there, i hope that clears things up.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by beeper726
Sorry Sprite. Didn't mean to offend.
not at all offended, just confused.
and really, it's still not very clear - are we talking asking a girl out on a date? is that the subject? or are we talking having sex? saying i love you? popping the question? i could go on, but yeah, see my point? we need an umpire to make a ruling here, please 
Her Royal Spriteness
i am a slut, and i'm proud of it. during sex play, both my Mistress and my wife use the word, and it's never a put down, it's always part of dirty talk, and i revel in it. to me, a slut is someone who loves sex, is not afraid to indulge in her desires no matter how kinky, and is at peace with her sexuality. i have never used slut as a derogatory term towards anyone. what Doll, said? yes, i agree 100% - what we do with our bodies, is our business - and it doesn't show a lack of self respect - i enjoy sex, a lot. why should i limit myself just because society frowns on what i do? i don't hurt anyone, including myself, when i sleep with however many partners i might choose - would we look down on someone for sampling a different meal every night rather then just having a burger every single night of the week? why should we look down on someone for wanting some variety in their sex life?
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by beeper726
I think this is a good question. I would like to see some real answers.
i'd love to give a real answer if i knew what the question was - as is, i have no clue as to what is being asked.
what first word? what are we talking about here? what kind of confrontation is it? violent? passive? see? totally open to interpretation - now, if the OP would like to shed light on the question, i might be willing to give a straight answer, until then, sorry.