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Her Royal Spriteness
while we are not vegan (i do like my cheese, and i still eat things like bread, which have eggs in them) we are close. We're both healthy, and fit, and rarely sick. oh, and we look hot. Yes, you were able to find the only vegan in the world who doesn't look hot, so congrats. the rest of us do. and we have sex. all the time. not like once a day, but constantly. it's because we don't eat meat. really hot sex. sex that most of you only dream about. all the time. and we're hot. little known fact. we're both 87. we look like we're in our 20s. Really really hot. cause we don't eat meat. did i mention we have lots of sex? with other hot vegans? lots of it. really kinky sex. all the time. *giggles*i once had sex with a 30 yo meat eater. it was too hot for him. he died. none of the vegans has died during sex. just the meat eaters. his heart gave out. that's why i don't have really hot sex with meat eaters anymore. i feel bad about killing them. poor meat eaters. they'd rather eat meat then have really hot sex with hot looking men or women.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Markie
Sorry if I offended you. Yes she wants me she shows alot of sign of jealousy soemtimes xD and likes me to call her and what not, I'm not desperate
not at all offended, just drunk
yeah, well if there's nothing to choose, then why is she even going on about this? yeah, give her some space, and tell her to figure it out, and get on with life, meet some girl who is into YOU and when she comes around next, don't feel bad if you forget her name too. she should be used to it by now. god, i know, i am a complete bitch tonight - oh, well, it happens. 
Her Royal Spriteness
i only do it cause, i know that once i have, the mere hint that i might do it again will get me pretty much anything i want. 'hey, baby, i sure do like that necklace - maybe, if you buy it for me, i might suck your cock again'. oh, yeah, talking real power here.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Here is another article related to this topic...
7 clichés that make you want to punch someone in the mouth
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/7-cliches-that-make-you-want-to-punch-someone-in-the-mouth.html
And btw...true to my word here, I did write a poem today using mostly all that were mentioned here in this thread...
I'm not going to be posting it here or on the blue site for now...I'm fairly happy with it, and plan on giving a shot at getting it published in one of the poetry journals...
In the meantime, if anyone wants to actually read it...just send me a PM here at this fine site known as Lush Stories...
how the hell are we going to steal it and claim it as one of ours now? you are the least thoughtful poet in the history of the universe, Alan!
Her Royal Spriteness
wait a minute. she's your g/f but she's going off the deep end about how this guy who doesn't even f'ing remember her, claiming he's her true love and she's this upset about him? ok, sit her ass down and tell her to figure it out. you or him. and if she can't decide in, oh, say, 5 seconds, you'll save yourself some time breaking up with her now rather then letting her drive you insane for the next however long it is before you finally do break up. i mean, seriously, what the hell? my advice, move on. what the hell is she doing with you if this guy is her prince charming? and what do you do when the next 'true love' comes along?
oh, and for the record, really, we're insecure? you're the one so desperate for love that you put up with this kind of crap. find someone who wants YOU not some imaginary Romeo.
oh, and for the record, really, we're insecure? you're the one so desperate for love that you put up with this kind of crap. find someone who wants YOU not some imaginary Romeo.
Her Royal Spriteness
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by chefkathleen
Don't worry Eviotis, I luv Sprite and she knows it. She's just pulling my chain cause she knows I eat...wait for it... MEAT!!
Boiled peanuts, ribs, steaks wow what a thread. Almost like the bacon thread that went on for a year.
*giggles* i finally figured out a way to seduce you...
now all i have to do is get some...
and we're on!
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Loud's Rules!!!
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If you follow this guide correctly you should earn yourself the coveted "IP ban" the ultimate goal of all good members of a message board, in no time!
OK, let me be serious.....well, I do try!!
A. Don't feed the troll. Enough said!
B. Sadly, teenagers sneak onto Lush. They have funny ways of spelling and don't understand that proper grownups don't want to put up with their pubescent attempts at ‘humour'. Let the Admins know if someone is underage. Not all teenagers are evil, mind. Just most of them.. LOL
C. If you're replying in a thread, make sure what you're writing is funny, interesting or funny and interesting. “yeh i agree lol” is not, in any way, shape or form, a valid reply, ever.
D. Respect the Admins, that's right!! That includes me! LMAO
E. DON'T USE ALL CAPS IN YOUR POST (you reading Mazza?)
F. Don't just jump in to the forums spouting off reams and reams your amazing knowledge of whatever. Lurk around a bit first and read some threads to see whether or not that's even remotely the sort of thing people there would be interested in.
G. Don't post massive pictures that are wider than most peoples' screens.
H. Now Drama!!.... Used properly, Lush can be a tool for good. If used for overblown, melodramatic weepy Emo nonsense, it's ruined and needs to be scrubbed clean. Learn to relax and take everything in your stride. No one's on Lush to get all stressed and angsty, we're all just here for a good time. So leave all your haughty drivel at the door.
I. Read the FAQ and Forum Rules.
YEA I AGRE LOL
