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Quote by lafayettemister


I can teach you to swim. I've known how my entire life. One thing though. While I'm teaching you all the correct techniques, I'll have to have a finger in your ass and one in your pussy. Otherwise you'll fill with water and sink.


i'm more worried about the water that goes into my mouth, to be honest. smile
i would like to be able to play an instrument and sing really well enough to feel comfortable doing it in public.

i would like to learn to swim one day.

i want to learn to snow board.
omg, i am so not an alpha anything, btw... just the thought of that... *giggles* umm... i will always feel like the new girl trying to fit in with the cool kids here. *runs and hides*
Quote by Schnelhans
Naughtyann is her username. Seems like i can't display the link im my posts.


you need to have 20 posts or more here in able to post or display links smile
Quote by swollen
Yuk !


Yuk is in the eye of the beholder - i think it's beautiful smile
oh, i love rhythmic gymnastics! it's my favorite summer olympic sport! the ribbons are really pretty, too. smile
Quote by rudyP34



The man, you mean God? God is in Denver. Must be why the broncos won your division.


Yeah, they needed God on their side to win cause the Raiders are kick ass!
Quote by rudyP34



The raiders didn't lead the NFL in penalties because they're badass, they did because they suck. silly


they do cause the man is trying to keep them down!
nope. she pees on me though! *giggles* no, really *blushing smile*
Quote by rudyP34



Sorry about next saturday. My niners will make you cry.


the Niner's are a bunch of namby pamby sissy girls! *giggles*
The Black Hole, the Skull and Crossbones, the Dark Tide, the Oakland Raiders, most penalized team in the history of football and damn proud of it. Lock up your women, shut down your churches, tremble in fear. Raiders, Baby!

(Lady X told me if i didn't post this, she'd post naked photos of me)
omg, Jack is sooooooooooooooooooooo awesome. and gay. biggrin
Quote by Magical_felix
My ultimate fantasy? Getting ahold of a barely legal sprite who has had her mind completely wiped. No memories, no understanding of the world, no concept of anything... and "grooming" her into my perfect little fuck toy.


*sighs* it was nice to have you back... for about 5 minutes. smile
Zina has nice legs. Really nice legs. Nicer than mine. Ok, i am a little jealous now. smile
i love his picture and how open he is about his kitty side! smile
Quote by lafayettemister



Favors, money, gifts, etc.. .have absolutely nothing to do with gratitude. If you happen upon a lady who is in some form of distress and you offer her genuine help then maybe you'd get some gratitude booty. But trying to buy her pussy usually won't work.


Unless she's a hooker. then it works really well. smile
by the way, it should be how big ARE your tits, not how big IS your tits. Just sort of bugging me right now... smile
i am not a big fan of mirrors, to be honest... i tend to see all the imperfections, the scars. i'd just end up being self-conscious, i think.
Unless their wife is involved, as in a threesome, just usually a bad idea, or at least sitting down with her and making sure she's ok with the idea. smile
Quote by Tyking85
some have nothing better to do than to bash other people's thread


hehe - this makes me laugh, coming from someone who accuses 95% of Lush of being fake. Just saying. (that was for DM, btw). smile
Quote by Buz


Was that one long multiple orgasm or several intermittent orgasms?

Wow Sprite! Do you have any life size posters of yourself that you'd sell me? Okay you know I'd get spots on it!

Orgasms in a day? Myself I have never counted, but I am guessing 6 to 10.


oh, wait, that was just sex partners, sorry, i misunderstood! 147 partners and 10 orgasms each makes... um... 1,470 in 4.5 hours, yeah, that's it... no, seriously, people are having like dozens or orgasms every day here? do they eat, sleep, work, do anything but masturbate? i once had 9 (i think, i don't usually keep count) in one day, and 7 or so every so often, but yeah, like doll, 3-4 is closer to reality, and no, i am not counting those ones that sort of bleed into each other as seperate, just one. honestly, unless i'm indulging in BDSM or multi-partner play, one explosive cum followed by a slow simmering cum is much closer to reality. after that. smile
i heard one the other day that made me chuckle, but i forget how it goes... i'm going to try anyways...

two men are talking... no... a man asks... umm... it has to do with clothes fitting and a mistress and a wife... god, i suck at this. i'll try to remember it... *sighs*
Quote by Pixie
Y'all are mean. This is no way to welcome a new member nor is it how we want our site promoted. We want our members to feel welcomed, no matter what the topic is.


Didn't we just have a thread about being nice to newcomers, too?

hi, Cool. i'm not interested in , but welcome to Lush - i wish you luck. i'm sure that there is someone here who might be. smile
Quote by LadyX
I quit smoking while at a rest stop on a greyhound bus, Christmas afternoon. I took the cigarette out of the pack, held it in my hand, then threw it away. I haven't had one since and am determined to quit.

I am taking some pills for it that I was given by a friend, but still- it's made me very moody and occasionally psycho. It will be worth it.


umm... do i even need to comment? *giggles*
Quote by Nikki703


That Pose Makes Me Look Like A Slut? I Dropped A Contact Lens And Was Just Looking For It.


and, as usual, it ended up in my pussy... what? no, really, it did! it happens!
Quote by nicola
Well, we'll be there tomorrow

"We have 99,878 registered members."

A huge thank you to everyone who has joined up, and contributed towards making this site by far the most entertaining erotica site on the web.

It is indeed a special community we have here.

Cheers,

Nicola



i keep signing on hoping i see it hit exactly 100,000 smile congratulations, Nic, on being the mother figure of the most entertaining erotica site on the web! smile
Quote by WellMadeMale
Urinating on that electric fence didn't work out so well.



funny, it worked well for me... of course, i am into that kind of thing!
Quote by stephanie


(That's probably 'cos you regularly use normal ones....... Super-Size ones will get you Phuqued...... I just know)

xx SF


hmm... i wonder if Poise or Depends would work... probably not?