Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Ummm... not to "toot" my own horn or anything... but I AM the Champ
the anal bead champ? *giggles* i demand a bead off! anal beads at high noon, girl!
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Happy Birthday Uncle Perv! *hugs* 
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Quote by Magical_felix
Please send my regards to javier as well. I miss his unique insight on the world. His very original love life situations and everything else.
*nods* he always made me smile with his off beat questions - a lot of people come and go, but some leave lasting impressions. give him a hug from me, too.
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Quote by hornyinnorwichwell all guys are curious to how thy compare with other cocks, usually thinking they are small
How big are you. Be honest because (girls will vouch for this) size doesn't matter
oh, honey, you've been taking to the wrong girls. size is the ONLY thing that matters.
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i don't believe that qualifies as the 'I' word, and i don't think it's that unnatural - a sexy girl moves into your house, you're not related, you see a lot of each other in more intimate settings then you would most girls your age, yeah, i'd say it was perfectly natural. of course, as you said, moving on those feelings could be awkward.
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nope - i do the same thing too - in fact, most of my stories on here, or at least the multi part ones, have another chapter in various stages of writing - sometimes those chapters get shelved for days, weeks, months, years when an idea hits me that i want to explore. i can honestly say that, for Lush stories alone, i have 6 or 7 unfinished tales, that doesn't include the stuff that doesn't get published on Lush, btw, my non erotica. if it did, you'd probably have to triple that number.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
So true. Especially for a guy that may just appear lean while in a dress shirt, you don't get to appreciate the shredded muscle and washboard abs until it comes off.
i have actually seen guys who looks kind of chunky when dressed, just the style, too big tee, hoodie, whatever, and then they take their shirt off and they are actually very fit but their clothing style disguises it. a lot of guys just dress for comfort and it can be misleading.
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Quote by Magical_felix
See? It's already working! First she wasn't falling for it (again)... And now I'm on my way to pick up a couple of bottles of bubbles and then me and this sexy chickadee are going to have a hands on anatomy class.
and then i'm going to introduce him to MY 3 C's. Cuffs, Crop, Castration.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Which reminds me... The three C's only works the first time... If all else fails you can use the fourth C, cash. Although some girls are more clever. This sprite is one of the clever ones. Avoid these types if you want to CONTROL... Although with sprite you might try another C, it's usually a long shot and not recommended, but Cuffs... She'd probably like being controlled with a pair of cuffs and some creative sadism...
never underestimate the use of Champagne, either
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Quote by Magical_felix
Dude, everyone knows that the key to controlling the young chickadees is charisma, compliments and candy... It works every time. You keep this up and before you know they have your penis in them and they think it was their idea!
Remember the three C's, charisma, compliments and lots of candy!
you are such a... well... something.
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i should add that, like Doll, when i sit down and write, the basic story is firmly in my head - sometimes it wanders a bit, but i know where it starts, where it's going, the twists and turns, and where it should end up. always have a clear vision in your head - i rarely write notes, other then a simple line, btw, but i sort of imagine it over a period of time before i ever open up the lap top and being writing.
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Two weeks is about average for me. i sit down and write in bursts and that's usually about a week long process, depending on my story, then i sort of take a week to edit and rewrite it a bit - my writing time is usually limited to about an hour a day, otherwise it might be faster, plus, i tend to write longer stories and some of them just need lots of attention. Paris in Flames and the Mrs V stories all took about 3 weeks to from start to finish.
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Quote by LadyX
The whole thing, including most importantly the original poster, was intended to be fun, much like the forum in general. Then we got the pre-emptive "but what if somebody's feelings get hurt?" poster, without whom frankly there's no issue at all and people post the profiles they want to give props to. If people choose to display their butthurt over that, then that truly is their personal issue.
There's a member here who makes a blunt and valid point near the top of her profile about the necessity of a sense of humor in a place like this. That's all that's really required here, instead of fishing for something else.
screw you, i don't need a sense of humor, i am ALPHA KITTY! *gigglefit* oh, god, i am going to pay for that, i just know it
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Quote by MissyLuvsYa
Girls!!!! Why don't you all join me in a 'no panties' Friday and then maybe we could meet for tea. Long Island Teas!!!
actually, Friday is the one day i DO wear panties! i like to show them off too... as for drinks, i'm not allowed the hard stuff anymore, not since the incident at the Hard Rock Cafe and no, we don't talk about that, so don't ask! *giggles*
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Sorry I am getting to this party late. I was too busy knocking the 'betas' out of the way so I could get to this thread.
Ok, seriously though... the whole 'alpha reputation' isn't something that LadyX, Sprite and I have 'worked hard' to create. We don't have a 'burn book' and we don't all coordinate to wear pink to school on Fridays.
I think this thread is just supposed to be about profiles, not reps. As far as profiles go, I've filled in all the blanks, submitted an interview, stacked it with photo albums, have a playlist and have attempted to make it a playful space. Anyone can create a cool profile, it just takes a little time and effort. If my name gets mentioned here, then I give thanks for that. There are lots of great profiles on Lush... just that some might be more pimped out than others.
As for my answer to the Q... I would like to nominate... all the females on my friends list!! .... And I will now be handing out consolation lollypops in the cafeteria if you are a female on this site that isn't on this list yet and are now experiencing hurt feelings. School counsellors will be on hand to help you through... lol
Relax everyone... just have fun.
speak for yourself, i have a burn book, bitch. Oh, and that reminds me, can we go with red this friday? all my pink stuff is in the hamper and i'm not sure i'll have time to do the laundry between now and then.
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Quote by LadyX
Alpha Kitty!
Also, I'm so hurt that you didn't mention me in your post, after all this work I put in.
*giggles* i like that! i might have to add it to my bio!
oh, and yeah, i am such a bitch, i know. actually, i'm in the middle of compiling every single girl on lush so i can put them all up in one post - i'd hate to hurt anyone's feelings! it's taken me 2 days just to get to the C names!