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im not bi but i like girls. we're soft n warm and yummy. plus we smell nice and are fun to kiss. whats not to like?
plus, we have creamy filling!
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Thanks Rachel, I'll try it in Firefox tomorrow and see how it goes. I don't use Explorer, but I guess if necessary I'll download it.
You do realize she's lying to you...I just tried it again in IE, and no go...
Just saying, don't spend a lot of time reordering your stories and thinking it might actually work...I've tried it in Chrome, Firefox and IE...and it's still pretty darn hopeless...
i think the issue is that you have too many stories and it freezes up in panic when you try to change them around
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Quote by flytoomuch
Actually I have had the same issue as Rachel. I have tried to re-order my stories, but they always just go back to the same old order??? I am using Safari so Google Chrome is not the issue?
Yeah, i was trying to do it in google chrome and i'd reorder them but they'd go right back to how they were - however, when i used explorer, it worked just fine. my suggestion is to just try different browsers until you find the one that works? i have no explanation for it, btw.
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Quote by mazza
also a breathalyser, so that if you Drink and Lush, maybe a wee warning comes up: Are you sure you want to post this?
Best laugh of the day! *giggles* can we have something like that for when people make rude posts as well? just a pop of that says "'you sound like an asshole. perhaps you'd like to calm down and rethink that?"
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Quote by LadyX
RAIDERS! JUST WIN, BABY!
So proud of my team today. Maybe now that he croaked, the curse of Al Davis will be lifted!
Also it was brought to my attention today that our head coach looks like Barry Bonds. That makes it even more fun.
Is it bad that we actually breathed a sigh of relief when we heard the news? it's going to be strange, though, without him. Did you know that he was the first NFL owner to hire a latino couch as well as a black coach? no matter what, the man was an institution unto himself.
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Ok, wow... just a quickie here: there is a distinction between being someone's sub and being collared by someone. to me, if you collar your sub, yes, that's the same as making a marriage commitment and, like marriages, they sometimes come to an end despite every one's best intention. Now, as far as giving yourself to a Dom/me as a sub, i believe that if you find the right people you can have both relationships exist harmoniously besides each other. It's not always easy, but it's certainly doable and something i have just stepped into myself. so far it's working. of course, i have an amazing wife and my Mistress understands my situation (she's pretty damn amazing too).
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Quote by naughtynurse
Sadly Ive broken more then a few (blushes). I guess I need to look into DD's recomeendations! anybody have a recomeendation for a wireless remote controlled version for wearing in public?
This would be my recemondation
http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-2-AK-1001
Good viberations is one of my favorite stores - when i was living in SF i used to visit it a lot. they are very helpful and friendly and every female-centric.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
The best vibrator I've ever had is the Lelo Soraya, hands down. I put it through A LOT of abuse and have never had an issue with it at all.
Doll talked us into buying one. If i hadn't had some play money put aside, i probably wouldn't have, they don't come cheap! that said, we fight over it now. it's pretty much replaced everything else that vibrates in our house and we're looking into buying one of Lelo's other types of vibes in the near future. it really does spoil you.
a note on vibes breaking. we have gone through a lot of vibes. yeah, they just burn out, some faster than others. Strangely enough, the longest lasting vibe i own is a cheap (i think it was 20-25$) simple pink Hello Kitty vibe - yes, the head of it is actually Hello Kitty's head. it's got one speed, and i've had it since i was 17, use it a lot (in fact, i usually keep it buried in my purse*) and it's never broken. Talk about reliable! the rabbits are fun, but they tend to break. we also have an OhMiBod clubvibe that you can hook up to an ipod or just let the sounds of where ever you are control it that is a lot of fun - mostly that's for clubbing, it doesn't get used at home really - i think the more complicated they are, the more likely they are to break - i enjoy it enough to want to get the wireless version which runs about 130$, so yeah, maybe Santa will bring one
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Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by DudealiciousQuote by lafayettemister
I prefer cock.
It's about time you admitted that Mister!
As long as it isn't that little Vienna sausage that you're packing. Paging Dr. 90210.. emergency penis enlargement!
hmm... i must have met Dude after the operation than. three months later and i'm still walking funny!
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Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by sprite
umm... no one told me i was supposed to keep track... are we talking per day, per week, per month, per year, or what?
But you told me I was the only one? I feel so used.
*nod* you were the only between the 12 & 1 on that particular Friday! does that help?
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for addresses, phone numbers and such, i use numbers. if i'm describing a scene and the number is small, i spell it out, and if there's a lot of numbers involved, i try not to be specific so i can spell that out too (There were four guys looking for the house at 4884 Elvis Boulevard. Four among thousands hoping to get tickets for the big event.)
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by spriteQuote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Yahtzee
punctuation would have been helpful for me ....
Help me out here, Yahtz...
What is a sexual exual ? You hangout with the younger men a bit more often than I do, perhaps you're aware of this term..?
it would be easier to demonstrate it than try to explain it, Jeff. if you've got a minute, i can give you a lesson or three
Must I get on my knees, hands tied behind my back, ball gagged and my nose painted fire engine red, again?
I was thinking Lime Green, but yeah, you've got the basic idea.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Yahtzee
punctuation would have been helpful for me ....
Help me out here, Yahtz...
What is a sexual exual ? You hangout with the younger men a bit more often than I do, perhaps you're aware of this term..?
it would be easier to demonstrate it than try to explain it, Jeff. if you've got a minute, i can give you a lesson or three
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Quote by Earthlyoblivion
All that being said, when writing you have to use different words just to mix things up a bit and also some words are used best in certain specific situations. I believe cock should be used most often but not used exclusively.
Yeah, I always have said that there's such a thing as too much cock. ;)
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Quote by stephanie
"Look, you're the sexiest Burglar I've ever seen but I'm really happily married and I adore my wife so just take anything you want but please don't fuck me....."
xx SF
Yeah, sorry about that. i won't do it again. oh, and thanks for the blue ray player!
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Honestly, i find it amazing that you can read a story, look at the hits (thousands) and find that only a handful of people left comments. if i read something from start to finish, i vote and i always leave a comment. it doesn't take any time and it's just a nice way to say thank you to the author - that said, i don't read as much as i'd like, it is a time commitment, and i do admit that i have certain favorite authors who i stick with.
oh, and we do get badges for x amounts of votes and the same for comments, you'd think that would be a little bit on an incentive - plus, it's a good way to make friends, i try to get in contact with people who've left exceptional comments, just to say thanks, and have actually developed some good relationships by leaving my own comments.
oh, and we do get badges for x amounts of votes and the same for comments, you'd think that would be a little bit on an incentive - plus, it's a good way to make friends, i try to get in contact with people who've left exceptional comments, just to say thanks, and have actually developed some good relationships by leaving my own comments.
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Quote by Josephine
I wondered why you hardly ever see 1, 2, & 3 ratings. I haven't rated anyone, because I tend to be overly critical. So I need to a get a better feel of what is 'standard' here before I say something is really 1, 2, or 3. Fives are easy to spot though.
*nods* We went thru a period of time where a very small minority of writers/fans got either really petty or really vindictive and started laying what we called 3-bombs on peoples stories simply to knock them off the top authors spots. it's one thing to look at a story and think, yeah, average, a 3 is a worth while score - honestly, i know when one of my own stories is simply average, but when you read something that is clearly above and beyond good, and suddenly it's got scores of 2 posted, you know there's a little more going on. at that time, i pushed to get the 'need to comment' rule up, but quite honestly, i think that phase is over, the offending parties have moved on, and am in favor of letting it drop.
Also, i think that since this is a social network, at times that drives the scores higher as well, inflates them a bit. yeah, i know there are probably times when someone reads my stories and thinks 'oh, i like her, she's nice, i'm giving her a 5'. I know that i rarely hand out low scores, simply because i am aware that feelings are involved her, and no matter what your talent level, writing is usually a labor of love and you invest a lot of yourself into it. i'm not above constructive criticism, but i like to be encouraging while doing it and simply dropping a low score without an explanation isn't my style.
oh, and for the record, if the story is going to get a 2 or a 1 from me, i usually don't make it to the end, hence, no score. there's too many good stories out there that i WANT to read, you know?
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Ok, i so can't mention my age when i lost the big V... *clears throat* yeah, i thought it was going to be something special, not just the act itself, but the afterwards, like i'd walk around and i'd be different somehow. from girlhood to womanhood, something would have change. oh, yeah, believe it or not, i'm a bit of a romantic and while i didn't expect a choir of angels, i did expect... something amazing...
my first time was ok. it was rushed, it wasn't in the nicest of places, it wasn't with someone i was in love with, although i liked him well enough. it was more of a 'i need to do this, i need to leave my childhood behind... i don't regret it, but i was too young, i didn't really know what i was doing. thankfully, i liked it well enough to think 'yeah, ok, it's got possibilities', and i got this thrill from it, not the act itself, but knowing i was doing something 'wrong'. Sex was supposed to be between consenting adults in the privacy of their bedrooms not horny teenagers on football bleacher at 3am in the morning. that's what felt good during and after. i was breaking the rules, thumbing my nose at everyone, a rebel with a cause, and that was to lose my virginity.
so that became my mission. watch me world, watch me do the nasty whenever and wherever and with whomever i want, and you know something? nothing you can say or do will stop be cause i am truly bad ass. so, that's what i did, and i found partners who knew what they were doing and i got better and yeah, it went from being ok to good to great.
i think too much emphasis is made on your first time. first times are just going to be a let down. saving yourself for that special one might be a lovely romantic notion, but it's going to lead to disappointment and awkwardness. my advice is, and yeah, take it for what it is, but do it with someone who you care about enough to trust, but not enough to fall in love with. figure it out, find out what you like, get better at it, experiment, and then, when that right person does come along, you'll be ready to just have an amazing experience. Sex is one of the most amazing things ever. Sex with someone you love is mind blowing. Greats sex with the love of your life is a religious experience. Yeah, i didn't get choirs of angels when i lost my virginity, but i get it now, every time i make love with my partner. not once in a while. every time. strive for that.
my first time was ok. it was rushed, it wasn't in the nicest of places, it wasn't with someone i was in love with, although i liked him well enough. it was more of a 'i need to do this, i need to leave my childhood behind... i don't regret it, but i was too young, i didn't really know what i was doing. thankfully, i liked it well enough to think 'yeah, ok, it's got possibilities', and i got this thrill from it, not the act itself, but knowing i was doing something 'wrong'. Sex was supposed to be between consenting adults in the privacy of their bedrooms not horny teenagers on football bleacher at 3am in the morning. that's what felt good during and after. i was breaking the rules, thumbing my nose at everyone, a rebel with a cause, and that was to lose my virginity.
so that became my mission. watch me world, watch me do the nasty whenever and wherever and with whomever i want, and you know something? nothing you can say or do will stop be cause i am truly bad ass. so, that's what i did, and i found partners who knew what they were doing and i got better and yeah, it went from being ok to good to great.
i think too much emphasis is made on your first time. first times are just going to be a let down. saving yourself for that special one might be a lovely romantic notion, but it's going to lead to disappointment and awkwardness. my advice is, and yeah, take it for what it is, but do it with someone who you care about enough to trust, but not enough to fall in love with. figure it out, find out what you like, get better at it, experiment, and then, when that right person does come along, you'll be ready to just have an amazing experience. Sex is one of the most amazing things ever. Sex with someone you love is mind blowing. Greats sex with the love of your life is a religious experience. Yeah, i didn't get choirs of angels when i lost my virginity, but i get it now, every time i make love with my partner. not once in a while. every time. strive for that.