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17 Mar 2011

See what happens when we let new people in? they hog the limelight… here I am, a quarter of the way through my subtle campaign to win Ms Hawke’s heart and suddenly, I find myself replaced by… a witty banterer! *kicks at the carpeting* fine, then. I can tell which way the wind blows (currently, north to south, perhaps south east, not sure without taking compass outside with me). *shakes fist* curse you, Ms. Gallagher! Btw, are you single? Interested in having a fling? Into girls who dress up as giant space chickens? *giggles* i come with references, too!

16 Mar 2011

in honor of your birthday i wrote you a poem...

Roses are red
your poetry is funny
tho sometimes i wish
you weren't so damn punny

*hugs* mostly, i just wanted to wish a wonderful man a wonderful birthday. occasion4

occasion4

15 Mar 2011

some things are to racy for words, even on Lush! *giggles* those are the things i'd do!

15 Mar 2011

put me in charge of the tv remote

15 Mar 2011

14 Mar 2011

You're not in Kansas anymore

14 Mar 2011

Quote by madibaby1218
Who the fuck came up with snuggies???

lol

14 Mar 2011

just throw in the Lucky Charms leprachaun and i think you have something there.

12 Mar 2011

talking panties with Dancing Doll *giggles*

12 Mar 2011

Quote by Dancing_Doll
Quote by sprite
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I like the idea of a silent auction where the women of Lush donate a pair of panties and the proceeds go to a charity.
I'd donate a pair to raise money for a good cause.

The Japanese could certainly use a little help right now...

A tsunami of arousal could be arranged to help those in need.

*giggles* not to put too light a spin on it, but yes, a quaking between the thighs...

12 Mar 2011

Quote by kinkygirl
I must admit that the idea never entered my mind but for a charity auction I'd gladly surrender a pair.

i am assuming ANYone can bid, not just the guys? *giggles*

12 Mar 2011

Quote by Dancing_Doll
I like the idea of a silent auction where the women of Lush donate a pair of panties and the proceeds go to a charity.
I'd donate a pair to raise money for a good cause.

The Japanese could certainly use a little help right now...

12 Mar 2011

ok, my opinion? no, you are NOT wrong, everything Doll said? take it to heart. btw, i tend to block everyone, and appear offline most of the time as well - my first 3 weeks here were spent being bombarded with chat requests and IMs and many of them were pushy and rude if i wasn't able to respond imediately ( you try it when 7 different people are tying to chat at you at once!) and, of course, a percentage were simply after cyber...

so, as Doll said, this is, primarlily, a writing site - sure, it's fun to socialize, and many of us do, but there are no rules that say you have to be one way or the other here - if you want, you can ignore everyone, and simply write, or, do what many of us do, get close to a small handful of people and do most of your socializing with them, post in forums from time to time, it's YOUR time and you don't have to answer to anyone - and if they think that's snobbish, well, probably better off not taking the time to befriend them - really, it's like real life, some people you click with, and others, you might wave and say hi, but that's about it. no one has the right to tell you that you should be friendly to everyone, because, really, there's like 50,000 people here!

ps - be my BFF or i will throw myself off a virtual cliff *giggles*

11 Mar 2011

Quote by GemGeekett
Almost everything from "Secratary", especially the last scene, where he baths her in that beautiful copper bathtub...no sex invloved....

Spader made "Des Moins" sound desireable...

*hugs* i think i am one of the few who understands what a beautiful love story this is...

as for my choice, A history of Violence with Viggo Mortenson and Maria Bello - there are two scene, one in which she dons her old cheerleader outfit and another rough sex scene on the stairs of their house that are just omg panty drenching.

11 Mar 2011

Quote by She
Never thought of it, I guess I've been missing out, have to change that!

we should start a panty exchange program here... *giggles*

11 Mar 2011

umm... i've changed my mind... can it go back to the way it was? *Giggles and ducks throw objects*

11 Mar 2011

sometimes i'll wear my partners used undies, just to be close to her... and yes, i've had the urge before, but in retrospect, i'm glad i resisted!

10 Mar 2011

Quote by MorganHawke
Quote by sprite
oh, so true! there are a pair of stories, one of Riding Hood, and the other of Goldilocks here about that are wonderful, and yet, i would have written them differently - which is good, since Red's tale is one that i think EVERYone needs to tackle at some point. Ok, off to plot out Jack and the Beanstalk now

You know, that would make an interesting writing challenge.
-- Have everyone write their interpretation of One particular fairy tale.

oh! i'm up for it! umm... as most here can attest, my lack of orginizational skills is pretty much... yeah... anyone want to step in here? LOL - why do i suddenly have the theme for 'the good, the bad, and the ugly' going thru my head, and visions of writers wondering down mainstreet, the clock about to hit high noon, laptops slung low on their hip, their typing fingers itching for the strike of the clock... This town's not big enough for the both of us, parnder. Mind taking your little story outside and settling this mano a mano? *giggles*

10 Mar 2011

Quote by MorganHawke
Quote by sprite
Quote by MorganHawke
...One of these days I intend to do an erotic fairy tale collection...

i'm torn between encouraging you, since i'd love to read it, and throwing a pout, seeing as how i've already staked that out! lol - i guess there's room for more, though

No two writers think or imagine alike.
-- I can guarantee that even if the two of us write the same fairy tale, both stories would be completely and utterly different.

oh, so true! there are a pair of stories, one of Riding Hood, and the other of Goldilocks here about that are wonderful, and yet, i would have written them differently - which is good, since Red's tale is one that i think EVERYone needs to tackle at some point. Ok, off to plot out Jack and the Beanstalk now smile

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10 Mar 2011

Quote by MorganHawke
Quote by nicola
Excellent article once again Morgan =d>

Thank you!
-- One of these days I intend to do an erotic fairy tale collection. That's actually where the base research for this essay came from.

i'm torn between encouraging you, since i'd love to read it, and throwing a pout, seeing as how i've already staked that out! lol - i guess there's room for more, though smile

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10 Mar 2011

ok, sorry about the drunk rant, but really, those opinions hold true even in a lucid state - i like the idea of having a top 5 for poems seprate from the story top 10 - and Fugly? yeah, bag-head stories deserve a list of their own! flower

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9 Mar 2011

IF IF IF! the top 10 list is being used as an incentive to get people interested in reading SMUT or joining an EROTIC story sight, then really, it's giving a very skewed idea of what they are going to find here, and omg, i SO write a bit of poetry myself, and i don't think that it should be eliminated from the top 10, but it DOES make sense to give it a seperate catagory, so that people looking for high quality SMUT can find it - also, the issue with Poetry, and i fall into this trap as well, is that it's usually pretty personal, and i have a hard time giving it a lower score cause it is more likely to be taken personally...

Oh, for the record, from now on, I will be rating my OWN stories, giving them all 1’s, the explanation being that hey, pretty much the rest of the feed back I’m given will be honest, rather then an attempt to knock me out of a spot in the top 10 I have NO chance of getting, also, from now on, IF I give something a 5, it better be fucking perfect, anything else gets a 4 or a 3 – really, if you think about it, 4 is pretty damn good, but scores here HAVE become inflated, because, lets be honest, not ALL of them are based on reality, some of them are based on popularity or who has the most friends, or who can work the system better,.

Ok, a word about this site in general – it’s my sole site for posting stories, the mods make it easy, painless, do a good fucking job, and I KNOW that none of the obvious frustration here is aimed at them or the site, it’s just a frustration, as Doll said, that has been brewing for a while behind the curtains, caused by someone taking weeks to craft a work of erotic art and to find themselves suddenly lost because 10 others have sat down and written heart touching 8 lines of really lovely love poems that afternoon – I just think, like others, that the two are separate beasts, you got your dogs, you got your cats, give them a separate pen to play in – spotlight your budding Keats and Shellys and ee cummings fairly, AND spot light your Steinbecks and Rands just as fairly…

AS example, one of my low scores on a poem was accompanied by a comment along the line of : I wanted something to get off to, and this was bullshit – and I LEFT it there, cause he was right! I think that, readers have a right to go into the top ten and expect that the story there will be something that will leave them tittalated, Or if they want to be moved, they can dwelve into the poetry top 10 and KNOW what they will find there! No confusion! It’s NOT just about the writers, it’s about the BASE here, which is probably 90% non writers/reader to 10% writers – if I’m going to sign on to an erotic story sight, I want some erotica, and I probably don’t want to spend TOO much time or effort to find it.

Ok, damnit it, I couldn’t let this go and yes, you are allowed to disagree with me but if you do you are WRONG! *giggles*

Ps – despite being quite drunk, I stand behind every single word I wrote, even word #21 in the third paragraph!

8 Mar 2011

...they'd been more into folk, not the Pete Seeger protest kind, but something far older, and much more resonant; celtic epics, perhaps, or a jig or two, and truly, giving up their black suits and ties for kilts had been tossed about on more then one occasion. It should be mentioned, at this time, that they'd employed a psychic who claimed that Paul, in his former like had been...

8 Mar 2011

And this, in all honesty, is why, when asked why i don't try to get some of my stuff published, is the reason. i am ALL too aware of how much like WORK it is and, in the end, i'd end up hating what i love to do.

8 Mar 2011

i think that people might be surprised at how low my number is - somehow, i am certain there are those who expect it to be in the thousands - i'm trying to work it out, but i'm pretty sure that girl on girl, i've had 7 partners, only 3 of those more then once, and girl on guy, probably 8 or 9, one of whom was more then once... that's counting from June of 2010 until now, so umm.. if you're one of those, you should probably feel somewhat special... or perhaps a little dirty? anyways, i might be a little off, but not much...

edit: make that two more then once guys, not one, as i was recently reminded.

8 Mar 2011

Quote by sprite
i will have to tell you about the wine incident one day soon...

My ex-bf (leading candidate for worst bf ever – in fact, I think he is still being used as a template for really awful bfs) was into wines. He’d been collecting vintage wines for a while when I moved into his place, had a nice wine rack set up, all that fancy stuff, and liked to show them off proudly. At the time, my tastes ran more towards the occasional beer. Not the good stuff, just the average stuff. He tried to get me cultured and really, I tried, but it all tasted like… well, wine. It was nice, but I was just as happy with a bottle of white zin off the shelf at the Safeway, or whatever.

He teased me, and sometimes, he’d get a little angry because I really wasn’t all that impressed when he broke open a bottle for a special meal. I called him a snob once or twice, a reaction to being branded an unsophisticated bimbo, and began to resent the whole wine collecting thing.

This came to a head one night when he caught me in the kitchen, drinking two buck chuck (I was fairly drunk) while pouring generous dollops of one of his prized bottles into the red sauce. He got rather upset when I explained that he should be happy, cause it was going to be the best God-damned spaghetti dinner he’d ever eat…

The point? Some people read stories here and look for artistry, cleverness, literary gems. Others just want something that will make them either wet or hard and get them off in the 10 minutes they have to spare before the spouse comes home. The former are going to look at tales like, well, let’s take Doll for examples, and revel in them, admire them, get fiercely turned on as the words slowly unfold. Someone else is going to want something that is pure smut, quick and dirty and fast – it might not be pretty, but it gets the job done. That’s what they are looking for and, if they come across something where the payback is slow, or not to their particular taste, they going to stop fairly quickly, hit that 3 button, and look for something that will get them off FAST before the wife comes knocking on the study door.

Sure, those who take a lot of time to carefully craft their stories will be discouraged by this approach – let’s face it, our ego IS tied up in what we write, no matter how much we try for it not to be – getting those 3’s, when you write what you think is THE best thing you’ve ever done, is like getting the air let out of you sails at times, especially when you see the Two Buck Chuck stories getting raved about and straight 5’s.

Really, we can change the scoring all sorts of ways, but in the end, I don’t think it matters – it’s going to make someone unhappy, and I’ve suddenly realized that, hey, getting on the top 10 for even a short while (I was, after 6 days at #1 for February, knocked completely off the list today) is pretty cool, and yeah, maybe it was someone else’s turn to feel kind of cool for a while and hey, people who, in my opinion, are the vintage wines here, have given me praise, and I think that’s what matters to me most.

8 Mar 2011

Quote by gav
Quote by sprite
ok while i DO like the idea of changing it to a 1-10 voting system, yeah, having people do more then hit a number isn't going to work here, i fear - i mean, i have had stories with thousands of hits and gotten less then a dozen votes on them, so like Alan says, making it harder isn't really fruitful.

ps - Gav? what about developing a DirtyMartini device of some sort not sure what it is, but sometimes, i feel the need for one... maybe it could ad random bad puns to everyones posts or even stories? *giggles* and yes, i love you too, Alan *blows kisses*

Meanwhile, somewhere in Alan's brain, I managed to extract these goodies:

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
16. A calendar’s days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

I should mention, i know have the biggest crush ever on you Gav *dreamy sigh*

7 Mar 2011

i will have to tell you about the wine incident one day soon...

7 Mar 2011

personly, i prefer tortillia chips and a nice guacamole dip, but then, that's just me smile

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7 Mar 2011

ok while i DO like the idea of changing it to a 1-10 voting system, yeah, having people do more then hit a number isn't going to work here, i fear - i mean, i have had stories with thousands of hits and gotten less then a dozen votes on them, so like Alan says, making it harder isn't really fruitful.

ps - Gav? what about developing a DirtyMartini device of some sort not sure what it is, but sometimes, i feel the need for one... maybe it could ad random bad puns to everyones posts or even stories? *giggles* and yes, i love you too, Alan *blows kisses*