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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by justinebaby
all of her lovely badgesi am really jealous
i need more
i got to get on that
Justine - Her back ground picture is one of my favorite ever - and all her photos and her bio - even if i didn't already love her to peices, i'd feel like i'd want to be her best friend after reading about her.
Buc - i love your avatar - it reminds me of the trees in Lothlorien.
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Quote by SousChef78
Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?
...seriously.
omg, i remember when i had what i thought were obvious model pictures for my avatar and people watned to know if they were me! btw, i like your poems... did you... umm.. *giggles* nevermind!
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Quote by ChaCha
The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!
PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/
poke... poke... poke... poke... *giggles and runs away*
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Quote by nicolaQuote by Katland
Perhaps this is silly, but then again maybe not.
It is nice to have a qualifier under our profiles that tells everyone else if you are single, married, or a slut; yet why not a qualifier that depicts your sexual orientation?
I am not sure what the politically correct way of wording the choices is these days.
Straight
Bisexual
Gay
Is that ok?
gay usuall refers to the male population, Nic - i would suggest adding Lesbian to the list as well... umm... Asexual also comes to mind, but that's just me being silly, i suppose...
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Quote by SousChef78Quote by sprite
he makes a great Cher, which leaves me stuck with being Sonny...
i literally sprayed water out of my mouth when I read this...so yeah...i may need a new laptop...good stuff, Sprite
...as for me, I get noticed for my outdoor inside voice and my rugged ugliness.
no matter how you beg, i am SO not buying you a new lap top - you still owe me for the lawn mower!
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Quote by MrNudiePantsQuote by spriteQuote by Conny-sure
Without a shadow of doubt; my vote has to go to Sprite - for her continuously lighthearted look at ourselves and life in general. Sprite ...please marry me, adopt me ...or just become my legal gardian -
i'll have to think it over... are you rich? that would certainly sway me. good looking also counts.
btw, you realize this whole poll thing it going to go to my head - i'm going to start asking that people call me Her Spriteness or some such nonsense.
Hmmm. How about this, Darlin'? I'm not rich, nor am I particularly good-looking, but I could use another sassy scullery maid... The pay is atrocious, but the (ahem) benefits are exorbitantly wonderful...
ahem... we (that would be the royal we, btw) were considering that perhaps YOU might make us a good scullery maid. there's no benefits other then serving 'Her Spriteness', but really, that should be enough. you make kiss the royal feet now, should you wish.
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Quote by Conny-sure
Without a shadow of doubt; my vote has to go to Sprite - for her continuously lighthearted look at ourselves and life in general. Sprite ...please marry me, adopt me ...or just become my legal gardian -
i'll have to think it over... are you rich? that would certainly sway me. good looking also counts.
btw, you realize this whole poll thing it going to go to my head - i'm going to start asking that people call me Her Spriteness or some such nonsense.
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Quote by TheLadyOfShalottQuote by DBarclayQuote by nicolaQuote by DBarclay
Stop the idiot Moderator from approving stories I posted 2 years and stop said same idiot from moving
said story to a separate place from chapter one ... my hackles are raised
That's not very polite Mr Barclay! She was 100% correct, it should have been put in the right category at the beginning.
However, it's a design fail on our side.
If a moderator edits or moves a verified story to a different category, it shouldn't then be seen as unverified. I've asked Gav to see what's possible to stop this happening.
Lovely to see you DB, you're a laugh a minute as always
Unfortunately the writers are not here to please the Owners or Moderators ... And if I decide they should go in a certain place it
should be my right to put them there and if thats not good enough for you then we have to say bollocks and go elsewhere
No writers... no site
hope you are keeping well Nic ....XX
That isn't very nice! I give my time and effort into this site just as much, if not more so, because I sit and verify stories and moderate the chat rooms. Story Verifiers make sure that your story gets posted onto the site and it isn't polite to down them because you are irritated your story was moved into a different section. What if I don't like and I get into it because it is in the wrong section. It improves the site and makes it better as a whole; it makes it more enjoyable to others.
i think, DB, what everyone here is tip-toeing around in an effort to be nice can be summed up in a pithy little statement: Stop being an ass.
yes, we all get a little bent out of shape at times at mods for this or that, i've been there too - that said, these are people who have volenteered their time, don't get a lot of thanks, do a butt-load of work, and to come in and abuse them because you're not happy with being treated like everyone else is just insulting. i'm sure the mods are insulted by it, and i know i am. if you don't want to play by the rules, then you should go somewhere else where the rules are more to your liking.
Nic didn't just arbitarily decide to make things difficult for you - there are reasons for submission rules, such as keeping the site open. i would prefer not to jeopardize a site that i have come to care very much about simply so you can get your own way after throwing your little snit - really, what does it matter what catagory your stories fall under? they've been published, they will be read. isn't that the whole point? is you don't want them catagoriezed under , don't fucking right stories that have in them. capice?
and please, feel free to come back at me with as much venom and spite as you can muster. if it will save my beloved mods from having to deal with your attitude, i'll welcome it.
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we need a poll on who posts the most thoughtful posts here - LadyX and Dancing Doll always put up these well thought out, intelligent, well reseached posts that leave me in awe. that said, as far as plain entertainment value goes, i think i'll have to go with Xuani. She Always gets a chuckle out of me.
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i think Javier should be on this list... that said, wow... honestly, i find Dirty, WWM, and Felix all quite entertaining, depending upon my mood, and they each give me a smile every time they post, so i'm not sure i can pick just one... choosing one over the other, wondering if doing so will hurt feelings, is always an issue for me, so i might just not vote, but there you go, guys - you're my top 3.
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Quote by EHEADEDQuote by spriteQuote by LittleMissBitchQuote by LadyX
Because they think that all women think like many men do, which is that simply looking at pictures of their private parts will make us horny. It doesn't really work that way, but they don't understand that since they are not women. Not only that but they think that the bigger it appears, the more horny we will be. Basically, they think we look at penises the same way guys look at boobs: the bigger the better, and just seeing them does the trick.
what?? you dont fall into uncontrolled masturbation when you see a pic of big juicy fake cock Xuani??
i have an orgasm whenever anyone even SAYS the word "cock'... omg, there i go again... mmm... nnnn... oh, yes, yes, YES!
COCK ! COCK ! COCK ! lol
*lights up a trio of ciggerettes* baby, was it good for you?
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Quote by LittleMissBitchQuote by LadyX
Because they think that all women think like many men do, which is that simply looking at pictures of their private parts will make us horny. It doesn't really work that way, but they don't understand that since they are not women. Not only that but they think that the bigger it appears, the more horny we will be. Basically, they think we look at penises the same way guys look at boobs: the bigger the better, and just seeing them does the trick.
what?? you dont fall into uncontrolled masturbation when you see a pic of big juicy fake cock Xuani??
i have an orgasm whenever anyone even SAYS the word "cock'... omg, there i go again... mmm... nnnn... oh, yes, yes, YES!