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k - the last kind of serious RL bf i had was a pretty good guy when we were alone.... thing is, when we were with his buddies, it became almost a game of him demeaning me, sort of like he had to prove to them that he was in charge and treat me like dirt - he somehow felt compelled to prove something, like he had giant testosterone filled balls or something. yep, totally baffled... apparently getting 'respect' from his 'boyfriends' was more important then respecting me and getting laid?
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hide feelings...

or i really hate it when they actually do ask for moral support for their problems and then when maybe we are feeling insecure they call us whiny and say "too bad, see ya"


Well, whining is so annoying to hear!

Plus Hello LMB it's because our man problems are so much more serious than your girly problems... ;)


hey, being unable to decide if i should match my nail polish to my panties and socks or to my mood is very much a serious issue, i'll have you know!
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I'm not sure I agree with you about the account deletion thingy though, considering the number of people who seem to return, often within a day or two...


Think of it as compared to facebook where you are never really sure that your account is completely deleted. Also, for the people who need to quit because their spouse found out, a delay of a day or two could be extremely troublesome. ("Honey, you swore you deleted your account, but I checked and it's still there.") Yes, people do delete their accounts and come back. But I would guess that far more delete their accounts and never come back.


hey, as far as i'm concerned, if someone throws a snit here and decides to delete their account and then, after the fact, changes their mind, that's their issue - maybe they'll think twice about doing it again - how many times have i gotten notes saying 'i'm done, bye' only to see people come back a few days later? yep, lost count. i think gav's got better things to do then find ways to second guess anyone who wants to go - i mean this is an adult site - we need to be responsible for our choices here. if i delete my account, then it's my bad luck - don't expect to see me coming back to whine over lost stories, friends lists, artwork, etc.
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Let's see, the story in question had sex between a mother and son, aunt and nephew, aunt and niece...and that's as far as I got. Does anyone besides the writer who posted it in the wrong category to begin with think it doesn't belong in ?
outright.


sounds to me that it belongs in Love Poems - really, what IS your problem? sheesh - you moderators expect us to follow the rules and everything! i am SO getting my voodoo doll back out and some fresh pins!
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i blocked out ALL the catagories! now my Lush is story free! yay! *giggles*


I tried that before too...that was the first thing I did...

I noticed though, I was unable to block out "audio stories"..."competitions" and "Editor Picks"...
Might there be some people who might find these categories offensive???

Suppose someone was scared by a Christmas story when they were younger...
It seems to me there is still work to be done here...


and i have issues with people talking to my from inside my computer *nods* when you stab them, they don't go away, either!
i blocked out ALL the catagories! now my Lush is story free! yay! *giggles*
omg, suddenly i'm feeling it... the urge to take out my arsenal and go apeshit crazy - strange thing is, it was right after reading the Wizard of Oz... omg, who would have thought!
draw pictures of flowers all over her naked body, then deflower her with my tongue.
I re-read it recently, right after Salinger's death, and have yet to shoot anyone!
hell no. i'm not the marrying kind - that said, i'd give her a LOT of test runs to make sure i don't change my mind smile
i travel with an ape. not a stuffed ape or something cute, but a full sized, crush your head in its hands gorilla. His name is Freydo. he's AWOL from the SF zoo, so don't rat me out. anyways, he likes to do Sonny and Cher duets when we go to the kareoke bar - he makes a great Cher, which leaves me stuck with being Sonny... so yeah, that gets me noticed - i think it's the cheesy mustache.
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I have a three-way tie for first place (and three-ways are allowed at Lush... I checked in the rulebook!)

1. U2
2. Hole (Courtney Love)
3. Radiohead



oh? well, then, now that i know that, i can add BT and Emelie Autumn to my list! YES!
Jen is a very dirty girl and dirty girls get cleaned.... all over... with my tongue, making sure i get every single crevice.
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holy crap!!! Seattle beats New Orleans!!!

there's a surprise - except for LadyX and HerAussieBaby .... how did they know??

WOW!

Van


that's right! we are going all the way, baby, me and my adopted city's team! omg, i'm not even a big football fan and that was an amazing performance! *fist pump* make y'all a deal - if Seattle makes it to the superbowl, i'll post naked pictures here! come on, let's get behind the Seahawks!
Just one is too hard... i have a list of top 10 artists and i ended up leaving out too many as it was... i think, though, i might have to choose Tori Amos, who was mentioned by SousChef earlier. That said, it could very well change tomorrow. smile
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Hey Lushkins...what's happening here, anything? Don't look like much...
What's going on, a little snow and cold weather keeping people out of the bar???
Just another reason to stay in the bar if you ask me...
Speaking of reasons to stay in the bar, I'll take a double Dirty Martini...thanks...
Later,
Alan.


wait... a double dirty martini? ok, when i start seeing TWO Alan's it's time to stop drinking!
i have a hard time with this - honestly? i think i'm pretty, and someone calling me beautiful gives me a nice warm feeling... unless of course, they're being a creep or insincere... but then, sometimes i feel that to just say, yeah, i know, i'm all that comes off as kind of vain, so i try to just balance it with a shy thank you in most cases - except, of course, on those days i am NOT feeling beautiful, which happen, in which case i sort of mumble and try to change the subject.
i think i'd leave your fantasies as fantasies, unless you want to alienate your wife, her sister, friends, family... yeah, it just sounds like a bad idea.
I LOVE this band at the moment and this song is amazing


actually, pretty much anything by Arcade Fire - they are amazing.
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so I'm kinda digging some bluegrass right now. lol



This is the song by The Punch Brothers then.



come on, girls! i KNOW you want to see it! tell me, be honest, what do you think? and anyone who doesn't give it a 10 HAS to be a man hating flannel wearing lezbo!
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If mine ever turns purple I know I'm in trouble...

Btw, Miss Sprite...what ever happened to "Lush Free Friday?"...I thought you were taking the day off?
It's tough...believe me, I understand...


*giggles* well... i needed to check my mail... and then an old friend PMed me... and umm... *blushes* i did pretty good, you have to admit! i stayed off for almost 2 days!... 1-1/2 anyways!
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P.S. Sprite - mine is sillicon but also purple!!



*giggles* i challenge you to a duel! cock-fight!
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I agree with painter's logic fully.

Also they might be trying to attract a different kind of girl. One that wants to just cyber really quick. One that thinks like a guy...


... and probably IS a guy!




They can send cock pictures to each other...

Btw, I'd just like to point out guys...if you send a cock picture to a girl, and she sends one back, you know you're in trouble...

Especially if hers is bigger...


mine is bigger... of course, it's puple and made of rubber, but it's always hard!
one of every kind in one of every color? lol - did you rent a small storage space too?
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Random cock shots do nothing for me... especially if they are extreme close-ups, and even more especially if that is all the image gallery is filled with. It just shows me what a dick you are.


what about strap on shots?
ROASTED, CRISP SHITAKES

Ingredients:
• 1⁄2 pound shitake mushrooms, stemmed and sliced
• 1⁄4 cup extra virgin olive oil
• 1 teaspoon sea salt

Cooking instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350°.
2. In a bowl combine the mushrooms, oil, and salt.
3. Spread mushrooms on a parchment-lined baking sheet and place in oven.
4. Roast mushrooms until dry and crisp, stirring about every 10 minutes, approximately 45 minutes to one hour. (Oven temperatures may vary.)