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Quote by savanna
Try a few you may get it.



*falls over laughing* you are my HEROINE! *hugs* now, if only you could tell me where to buy one! smile
Amen, to David Tennant - HOT! but, more importantly, George Clooney! *sighs* he just gets better looking every day...
No. Just because he is well endowed doesn't mean he knows how to use it! besides, there is more to sex then just the simple in and out. Does he know how to touch me? Is he unselfish? Do i like him, is he funny, charming, intelligent? And yes, i enjoy a good nameless quickie with someone from time to time, but it's always based on personality rather then the size of their tool. smile

PS. there IS such a thing as too big! i am a small woman and a massive cock would be more uncomfortable then pleasing, both vaginally and orally. I'm with Bunny on this one! biggrin
Quote by ReallyHard
"Ulysses" by James Joyce. I trudged my way through it, but the writing style seemed designed to block the thing from my long-term memory.


ha! you stole my thunder! that said, the last few pages, Molly Blooms speech, was an amazing peice of writing, but it took me a year of struggling with the damn book to reach that part. smile
i am all about choice, so yes. That said, my thoughts tend towards a MUCH smaller percentage of women who are "gung ho" about serving on the front lines. That said, i am sure some would be quite capable doing so and should be given the chance, if they so desire it.
Quote by mercianknight
Darn! I thought this was going to be a gardening thread!!!

Never mind>

Quote by MMonroe
I would be any of those if I could shape one but it always ends up going wrong so I just shave it all off


MM, if you need a hand, I'm quite artful with the razor. Just call me


while i was worried it was going to be about past american presidents...
I just discovered this topic! Please tell me you are making these up, especially WMM! i haven't laughed this hard in ages! There should be some sort of contest to purposefully write the worst prose or story, perhaps just a few lines like most of the quotes here - honestly, i think it would be a lot harder then you think! smile
Amazing words, so beautiful, so sad, so perfect.
Brilliant, thank you both *hugs* i will check first, but it appears that i got the answer i wanted smile
I did my best to find a the answer myself, but failed, so... to clarify - I understand that drugging is off limits, no problem there, but does that pertain to consensual drug use as well?
ok, my first reaction was 'that's really pretty'. beyond that, though... well, i might fantasize about it, but really, i'd have to say no. can you imagine having to pee really badly?
give myself the finger, as in flip myself off? what? OH! nevermind! *blushes*
Goose owns an inflatable sex doll and occasionally treats it to a romantic dinner in the privacy of his home.
i have often joked that i want to be stuff in an undignified position and displayed in living room - perhaps i could be used as a coat rack?
i was TRICKED into this and can't think of a single clever thing to say!
Not all vices are negative things - one person's vice is another one's virtue!
funny, but i had this conversation recently with a male friend. our conclusion is that it's more socially acceptable for a girl to label herself as bi. many women are ok with it, and men think that girl on girl sex is hot PLUS if they are bi, they have a chance to get involved as well. On the other hand, most men would probably be labled as gay if they admitted to liking other men, despite the fact that they also like woman, hence they are afraid to admit their attraction to other men.
Jessica Simpson and Mariah Carey. Sorry, but they just don't do anything for me. In fact, i tend to think Ms Simpson looks a little like a man, if you just look at her face. Also, Robert Pattinson. I mean, he's a good looking guy, but he just doesn't make me squeal for some reason... probably cause my g/f is obsessed with him and i am over saturated. smile Oh, and yes, Paris Hilton! not so much her looks, as her personality - i mean, really, can you say 'yuck'?
yes, and the reason why is it makes me feel dirty and can be a real turn on. biggrin
although, on occasion during a lengthy session of sexual play, i have achieved a greater number then 2-3, it is rare, and it is usually over the course of a day or night, not a matter of an hour or so. i would have to say that when reading a erotica, if the number goes much beyond 2-3 my suspension of belief gets serverly taxed, especially when each one is a earth shattering, scream out loud until your voice is raw orgasm. now, as WHR43 stated, yes, there are those quiet little tremors, and they are lovely, but i get the impression you're talking about the BIG ones here?
Personally, i don't condone violence. if the extent of the encounter was a simple dirty remark, i'd prefer to walk away from the situation and go somewhere else. if i was dating somone who felt the need to get involved in a physical altercation based on some rude, but ultimatly harmless, remark, i'd soon rethink my choice, wondering if i need to worry about him getting physically violent with me during a heated argument.
Depends on the intent of the kiss. I like kissing my friends, and no, not just a peck on the lips, but a nice sensual kiss. It's not meant to lead to sex, its just my way of telling them i love them. In that context, it's certainly not cheating. Now, on the other hand, if it's followed by hot, naked, sweaty sex, then i'd have to call it cheating.