(rachel's been drinking again)
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by CuriousAnnie
Ah I see, so that explains the 2 given to my story ... Over my knee Rachel and whip whip whip
Pauses ... hold on you didn't enter this competition, how could that possibly advantage you? Looking as your red arse ... ah I see now.
By the way, you sure about Argentina, their national dish is asados.
Not sure whether to laugh or blush. probably a little of both *rubbing my ass thoughtfully and contemplates down scoring more of your stories*
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by nicola
I'm putting the shortlist together over the next few days for the judges.
A reminder to those contestants who deliberately try and gain an advantage by voting down other entrants' stories:
I can see who's voted on every story on the site, and which vote they have given out.
I remove all such malicious voting on stories and the people responsible get filed away in my memory banks as conniving bad sports!
fuck. I've been found out. *packs bags, moves to argentina*
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just a bit of a public service announcement...
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3779265_Awesome-Award-1-0821-KimmiBeGood.aspx#3779265
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3779265_Awesome-Award-1-0821-KimmiBeGood.aspx#3779265
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Wow I'm a little late to this corner of lush.
Celebrate your victories, no matter how small. Sometimes it's climbing a mountain, or finishing a particularly challenging story, others it's just getting out of bed, eating a meal and not rushing off to purge, looking at the hateful face in the mirror and refusing to listen when it tells you that you're not enough.
I'm kind to others out here, partly because I really like it but also because it shows me that gentleness is not the same as weakness, that I don't need to be so brutal to myself, that being kind to someone else really helps soothe the frightened girl inside.
I remember a woman who lived on the islands off the coast of Galway who said this in an interview about life on the island.
" Storms are part of life out here, sometimes they blow in without warning, and sometimes we can see them coming before they hit. When the storm hits all you can do is keep yourself safe, keep your family safe, and wait for the storm to end. Storms always end, and when they do we remember the ones who came round to check we were ok, and the ones who didn't bother. "
So check in on each other, the hand that pulls me to my feet, might be the one I pull to theirs in return.
glad you discovered our little paradise, Michelle. we try to keep it a safe and comfortable place of support and out reach for everyone.
love having you pop in here whenever you want or need. i'm usually more glib, but it's freaking 5am here! lol 
anyway, as everyone knows, my door is always open if you ever need someone to listen or a good laugh or two. 
Her Royal Spriteness
someone contacted me a few months ago and said, you know, Kimmi? she's pretty freaking awesome. you need to get off your ass and do one of these for her. and yeah, it really was like 3 months ago, and here i am just finally getting around to it, but in a way, it's perfect this way - a new bright and shiny year, not the old kind of crappy one...
so... Kimmi's been a bright star here for some time now. she's a writer - a good writer. no, scratch that. a great writer. and, as I've told her before, she has the best, most imaginative titles on Lush. but it's more than that. she's an amazing person, too. she's kind, she's sweet, she's respectful, and she's thoughtful. all of my dealings with her have left me with a smile, something that's rare here at times. she's one of the people who elevate Lush. who make it a little better, whether it's with her presence or her stories. so thank you, Kimmi, for letting some of your awesomeness rub off on our little corner of the internet and thank you for indugling us as we celebrate you.
Much love and thanks,
Rachel
ps - the badge may take a few days to show up - been a bit slow lately, but it's coming! lol
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by StarBelliedBoy
I hope these are the titles of your next stories, along with "Pride and Prejudice and Bukkake". And I'm sure that, unlike some of my more viewed stories, most of those 5000 viewers made it to the end, or if not, it was because they had to go clean up.
i am still working on my Lord of the Bukkake trilogy...
The Fellowship of the Cock
the Two Cum Showers
The Return of the Bukakke
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Rachel, too right – Trump is endangering the entire world, has scared the shit out of America's allies, and empowered its enemies. I'm just not convinced that the American justice system can deliver the justice he so richly deserves.
People here in Canada are holding our breath, hoping he doesn't do something even more devastating before the afternoon of Jan. 20th. A cornered rat is the most dangerous, and he knows he's going to go to jail if he's no longer president. He will do ANYTHING to overturn the election results.
We are with you. God bless America, indeed.
lest we forget the good news out of Georgia (Stacy Abrams is a rock star)... a little music for ya'll.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
Getting across could be a trick right now. Most of Canada is on varying degrees of lockdown and if you're not driving a truck full of food or meds, you might not get past the CBSA.
if medical marijauna counts as meds, I'll be seeing you in a couple of days.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KimmiBeGoodHi!
I made the mistake of turning on the news.Scary stuff at our capital. Kimmi needs something strong to mix well with my anxiety meds.
And will someone open the door to Canada please??? Kimmi, her two cats, son and his gf, won't take up too much space! Pretty please...
we're about 2 hours from the border, we're good with cats, sons, and girlfriends. just bring the essentials. i already have a couple of places to stay up there in case things go to hell down here.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Don't be silly, if James was referring to your height he would have used the appropriate term: "short-ass shorty"
Greeting all, next rounds on me. I'll have a Grey Goose with freshly squeezed red grapefruit juice please.
gonna need to talk to Emma about her Pear of Agony thingy. i think I've suddenly found a use for it.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by VioletVixen
*Squeaks* OH dear lord. No weapon, feeldoe tossed aside, I am so screwed guys. Why are there so many doms here -and they're trading notes???? I thought I said 'fight to the death' not 'fight to the fuck'. And why all the torture devices? Pears? Spiders? Birthday cupcakes? What has Rumps become? Bartender, I need something strong on the rocks.
Preferably with an alcohol content over 20%.
lol just so you feel a little safer, i'm not a Domme. i actually identify as a sub. i'm just a little... fiesty?
Her Royal Spriteness
sometimes i don't sleep well. it happens. sometimes i fill up the time reading, sometimes writing, but modding stories is a really productive use of times and lately, there's been a lot of them, so... started out with 74 stories in the queue and i just dug in. did about 20, give or take, up to just now. i know that El Henke and Stormdog were also working. not sure who else. Jen and Cyn? i think. there's now 71 stories in the queue....
what i'm saying here is, please pour me something strong. really strong. burn my throat strong. and keep it coming until i pass out.
oh, and put it on Emma's tab.
edit: it grew from 71 to 76 in the last 10 minutes. never mind the drink, just shoot me, please.
what i'm saying here is, please pour me something strong. really strong. burn my throat strong. and keep it coming until i pass out.
oh, and put it on Emma's tab.
edit: it grew from 71 to 76 in the last 10 minutes. never mind the drink, just shoot me, please.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by VioletVixen
I wouldn't want to be a judge either. So much debauchery, so much filth, so much fun - how could anyone just choose one? Maybe we should have a fight to the death.
I've been suggesting that for ages. if you want to back me, maybe we can move forward with it.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Hey everyone. Hope everyone got what they wanted for Xmas. That's a great avatar susie, very festive and sexy. Anyone make any new year's resolutions? Thought I would share mine below.
My Top Ten LUSH resolutions for 2021:
1) Have at least one sensual woman read one of my stories and beg me to accept her complete surrender.
2) Send at least one FR this year
3) Seduce sprite (See #1 above)
4) Update my profile since its been about 6 years
5) Read and comment on 365 stories this year; wait maybe 52 stories; no 12, yeah, that I can commit to. 12.
6) Flirt with Nicola
7) Initiate a conversation with a complete stranger just because her avatar is hot.
8) Obtain nude photos of all Mods for future “investment.”
9) Check Lush store for penis enlargement products. For a friend.
10) Steal Jen’s umbrella collection.
