first off, not sure of the laws in your state/country, but 16 is usually considered statutory .
that said...
what are you doing checking out a 16yo girl and telling her she's smoking hot? I swear to god. Keep it in your pants next time and don't be a pervert. FYI, keeping your distance after being pretty much a favorite uncle? yeah, that'll do wonders for her self etseem. just don't let it happen again. remember, YOU are the adult. SHE is a 16yo kid. act like one, ffs. and yeah, you're wife is going to say pretty much the same thing only probably not as nicely as me, so be prepared.
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Quote by Meagananne1986
Isn't that an old age solution to a new age problem? I mean, fossil fuels? Manual labor? Whatever happened to work smarter, not harder?
for the record, that doesn't even come close to resembling my cleavage and i would never wear those shoes.
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Quote by PNGd
It sucks. I read his story and voted to get him his ten. Sigh. I hope he’s not too pissed. I left him a lovely comment.
nope, he's not. i let him know ahead of times and he's his usually, oh well, no big deal, self. and now he's trying to get me to give him a cyber blow job to soften the blow, so yeah, i think we're good. lol
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Mega-congrats, Ping. Lyf got his entry posted earlier today. If he doesn't post a pimp soon, I'll try to get one set up.
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sadly, Lyf did what a few other authors did, forgot the element of the 24 hour wish, so it's now just a (insanely hot) not completion story. that said, the man can freaking write debauchery like no one else. go read it!
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Quote by vanessa26
I continuously make up fan fiction about my cats
even if we are gone for the day and they are no where near.. I still insist they are
I'll be like Ugh Sophie hates this place and wants to leave
Or Baxter wants to go buy doughnuts
Cleo thinks you should buy her donuts too.
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Quote by Verbal
We saw Let Them All Talk last night on Netflix. Underwhelming. LJ liked it better than I did.
We are watching Host tonight. Low budget horror movie about a bunch of people on a Zoom call who accidently summon a demon. On Prime, for $4. Supposed to be really good.
Anyone spoils the ending I will hunt them down and exact revenge.
the blonde girl fucks the demon and dies mid-orgasm which sends him back to Demon-land.
You are right I should start demanding 5 drinks instead of 3.
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Quote by Verbal
That genuinely sounds kinda aggravating.
I HATE learning the ending of a movie, or even an important plot point. We'll watch a trailer for a movie on Netflix or something, and the second I decide I want to watch the movie I have to go LALALALA really loud until we turn the triler off, so I won't learn any more.
At least I don't do this in movie theaters.
Darth Vader is Luke's father. Rosebud is a sled.
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i have, since i started modding, kept all my official business PMs. the issues, the complaints, the follow ups, the thank yous (if you're one of those, thank you very much), the threats (if you're one of those...) recently we've been having a few site slow downs and Gav took a look at my inbox and... well, just wanted to apologize. I'll be deleting all 2,443,353 pages over the next 6 months and things should start picking up again. once again, sorry! 
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Quote by Master_Jonathan
If you don't mind a guy chiming in here, of course I do. Aside from just thinking about them random times, we watch the Weather Channel every day and I keep an eye out for any bad weather that might be headed their way. I worry about my friends and am concerned when I see trouble coming like hurricanes or storms or something. Plus because I always have two or three stories rattling around in there, it reminds me of my friends and what kinds of stories they like. So yes my fellow Lushies are often on my mind!
we're doing okay down here, btw.
