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Right, will get my ass over there for next year and bring a friend. Sharing is caring after all.
the more the merrier.
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I have coffee!!!
My Christmas food delivery arrived and thankfully I received it allAnyone in the UK who relies on food being delivered will know the hassle that is online Christmas food shopping. It's hard enough to get a slot, but even by booking your food 2 months in advance, you're not guaranteed to receive it and it's pot luck on the day. One of my missing parcels also turned up today so that was also a win. I feel like today has been a success.
Also, heartwarming news that the Sikh community near to me were absolutely amazing and made 800 hot meals for the truckers stranded, after the border closure.
sometimes it's the little victories. so happy for you, emma. 
to close out Wednesday. 
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Quote by SweetestDesire
Actually pubic hair does serve three purposes:
• reducing friction during sex
• preventing bacteria and other microorganisms from transmitting to others
• maintaining the optimal temperature for the genitalia
Btw I wax
also, if you cultivate it, you can braid it and hang christmas ornaments from it during the holidays.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Evening all. Next round's on my tab. Perhaps our fine barkeep can rustle up some hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps. I always seem to get here after the cookies are gone. I'd like to start a petition to move Xmas to February when we could really use a great holiday from winter. Speaking of winter, that's about the only period when I actually have time to write. Who knows, I might even get something in for the Comp. Being a nice Canadian boy it will be difficult to come up with anything debaucherous. May help if I spend more time here.
I miss browncoffee.
elf on shelf is replaced by... GOOSE ON MOOSE!
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Just another tidbit ... I think more important than whether a story is kept together or broken into pieces is a catchy title! Especially for new authors wanting to be noticed and read. You are vying for attention amidst a slew of stories published around you. I promise you a catchy or super hot title will help bring readers to your story.
This. I'm terrible with titles, mostly. That said, Kimmi first drew my attention to her work with the tittles. They just kind of scream out "read me'! Always very clever and enticing.
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Quote by kistinspencil
'A woman has ten claws,'
Sang the drunken boatswain;
Farther than Betelgeuse,
More brilliant than Orion
Or the planets Venus and Mars,
The star flames on the ocean;
'A woman has ten claws,'
Sang the drunken boatswain.
He obviously should have gone with tequila instead of filthy rum -- or maybe he likes it that way...
9 times out of 10, tequila binges end with me in handcuffs.
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Quote by kistinspencil
* Star sign -- I looked all over Amazon and I didn't see any of these for sale. Can I use a constellation instead? I kinda have a thing for the Pleiades, especially laying out in the garden on a warm night with the Santa Ana winds gusting...
Orion has always been a favorite of mine, mostly because it's the only one i can actually find. lol
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Quote by utterchaos
No, the evoked potentials are my next lot of tests. Again, by myself because of covid.
Looks like that's a few of us for drinks... ?
Went through something similar, although not nearly on the scale you are a few years ago. not fun times. you have a lot of empathy coming your way and a lot of good thoughts as well.
sense of humor was what got me through it. and a lot of weed. *raises my glass to you* 
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Quote by darkroot50
Just my 2 cents but I won't read a story that gets up to 7, 8, 9 thousand words or more. I'd rather read a story that 3-4 thousand words and then read a sequel if I like it. I can always stop reading a series (like Sprite said) and I do.
Obviously, there is more than one opinion. It's really personal preference and there's no right or wrong answer. (that said, i am always right. ask anyone lol).
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Quote by Twisted_Skald
I have a question I'd like to get some advice on.
The demented tale I have for the comp is way over length even with trimming so thought I'd ask a question here.
So far at 8k words and not done so is it better to run it as a single long story or chop it into installments and run it as a series.
I've only 1 verified submission so wanted to hear is it harder to get a series verified instead or a single story?
Hi Michelle,
My advice is to run it as a single story. admittedly, sometimes people tend to skip over longer stories. that said, Lush seems to follow the rules of diminishing returns. usually a sequel or sequels will get less reads than the original. just the nature of the beast, especially if you're a newer writer.
also, since the turn around time is a little slow, those without gold memberships (not an issue for you) might end up having their stories come out several days apart, which also does the same for readership. as long as it doesn't go over 10k, i'd do it in one - also, from my own perspective, i tend to like longer stories.
hope that helps.
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Quote by Twisted_Skald
Ahhhh, phew. That does make sense, she works so very hard and deserves a rest.
Thank you Liz.
i needed a couple days off after someone posted a thoughtless remark here which had me thinking "you know i could erase your entire existence here, right? but then, that would take time away from writing, so that's what i did, took some time to write. back now to your regularly scheduled smut.
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Quote by delacruzinforjosh
It's also on Prime so yeah, it's on my list. And yes, I have the CD on my iPod. Sometimes I think it's a joke album though.
well, she is a comedian so maybe it's meant to be funny? what i was really hoping to find is one of those 365 days of.. calanders with her on them. i think we're going to have to make our own, tho...
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Quote by delacruzinforjosh
Update: I finally made it out of bed.
Also I keep thinking about Sue Sylvester for some reason. I wonder if that means I should watch Glee today.
i assume you've watched Ms Maisel? Netflix. If not, it's an amazing show. jane lynch has a small part in it as a successful comedian. her character isn't all that likable, btw, but she does an amazing job of it. just throwing that out there.
also, just noticed she has an xmas CD out on amazon! 