Quote by kistinspencil
Promises, promises!
lol ok, then. let me oil up the crop and we'll get started. *pats lap*

Quote by Verbal
Sorry about that, Kistin. Cold comfort, but I got a lot of 1's back in the day (I was writing a series of flash called the Shards, not everyone's cup of tea) and saw each 1 as a badge of honor and a sign I was doing something right. You stirred up a strong reaction with your words. Just not the kind you expected.
Quote by kistinspencil
Thank you for the kind words. Unfortunately, this is one of the things (it's a long list) I have trouble dealing with. The thought that I may have done or said something unintentionally hurtful is going to haunt me for weeks.
And where did you find my average score? Did you do the math or is it posted somewhere?
More whiskey, please.
Quote by elizabethblack
Gosh, Scott, why would we want to have a system so sane? We are not United States, we are 50 states getting to do it OUR way. It's like health care. Why would we look at what works for other nations and adjust it, if need be, for any differences? Heck no. We do it OUR way - always.
Quote by bobbyarden
so your a Trump supporter then?
i think the OP's quote is legit even if she/he doesn't think so. Weinstein is the devil, but should that mean anyone accused of sexual harasment is hanged, drawn and quartered without some benefit of doubt?
Quote by ToriSlutCD
No place has beat Home Depot (Dom Depot) for the amount of time, money and effort that has gone into our dungeon. Chains, restraints, and all the wood one needs for building a lot of wonderful furniture.
Quote by kistinspencil
You don't kiss beneath the web? It's why I never kill a spider in my house. Now, if somebody would just drop by for a visit...
Quote by RavenStar
No, princess. You sing so much prettier than a canary. *cracks the belt across your cheeks*
Where is my rum? Do you really know, or is this just a ploy to get public spankings? *cracks the belt across your cheeks again*
Oooh. Pinking up nicely.
Sorry, y'all. Sometimes pets need a little positive reenforcement.
*cracks the belt a third time, a little lower* ?
Quote by Justlooking51
But it's true: ever since Biden had the Secret Service destroy evidence of his sexual assault as VP, the movement has disintegrated.
Damn shame, if you ask me.
Quote by Verbal
sprite is a sentient piece of computer code that gained consciousness once a critical mass of Lush users was attained, sometime around February 2011. She's literally nothing but 1s and 0s. She's the ghost in the machine, always there, always watching. She never sleeps.
The reason for all that raw kinkiness going on above and below her is that she is able to alter our neuro-programming with mind viruses hidden inside her stories, rewiring our desires, making her the object of all our lust-drenched fantasies, enslaving us with our own dark needs.
A beer would be swell.
Quote by utterchaos
I don't know, I couldn't imagine having a violet wand electrode up the arse as being anything but awful, but nope it's supposed to be pretty exciting if you're into that thing. My ISP must think my husband is into some really kinky stuff going by my search history.
Quote by utterchaos
I write from the first perspective of a man, and I'm a woman. .