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Her Royal Spriteness
just a note. we really do appreciate people putting in the extra time to edit and clean their stories up before submitting them. while we are always happy to fix the odd typo here and there, we are not meant to be editors - that's up to you - you can either do it yourself or ask someone in the community to help you out.
it's been recently mentioned that the time for publication has gotten longer. looking over the que over the last few weeks and spotting multiple stories that have been sent back for corrections 2+ times and are back again, with some of the issues pointed out not addressed or ignored can be frustrating to my team as well as the writers who are patiently waiting their turn in the que with carefully edited stories. please, when a story is returned, take the time to make the changes required to get published and, if you're not sure what needs to be done, ask. we're always happy to help out in the regards, but we're not going to do the work for you. thanks.
also, a list of no-nos, for those who don't bother reading our TOS.
no scat.
no underage (under 16).
no non-consent/ .
no snuff.
no .
no fan-fic or celebrities.
no using song lyrics or book passages.
no excessive violence or gore during sexual unions.
also, the category is fantasies. if you send in an story say that it's true, don't be surprised when we send it back.
it's been recently mentioned that the time for publication has gotten longer. looking over the que over the last few weeks and spotting multiple stories that have been sent back for corrections 2+ times and are back again, with some of the issues pointed out not addressed or ignored can be frustrating to my team as well as the writers who are patiently waiting their turn in the que with carefully edited stories. please, when a story is returned, take the time to make the changes required to get published and, if you're not sure what needs to be done, ask. we're always happy to help out in the regards, but we're not going to do the work for you. thanks.
also, a list of no-nos, for those who don't bother reading our TOS.
no scat.
no underage (under 16).
no non-consent/ .
no snuff.
no .
no fan-fic or celebrities.
no using song lyrics or book passages.
no excessive violence or gore during sexual unions.
also, the category is fantasies. if you send in an story say that it's true, don't be surprised when we send it back.
i know what i'm gonna be reading before bedtime tonight! 
Her Royal Spriteness
Ok, motherfuckers, this is the rage cage. MY rage cage, so i'm going to fucking do it right. it's not a goddamn conversational pit. it's not a place for your kumbaya one world bullshit. it's the fucking rage cage and it'd got rules which a lot of you fucking haven't bothered to learn, so i'm going to fucking learn you. READ 'EM AND ABIDE BY THEM or the next time i am in here i'm not even going to take names, i'm just going start kicking asses. pay attention to #5! you've been warned - you come in here and you rage, motherfuckers. you don't aren't raging, than get your ass out of here. Got it? Good.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
For me personally its a huge deal. My first apartment was about 200 sq ft, no hot water and infested with rats. Buying my own place after years of slumlord bullshit was a huge deal for me. Realistically renting is cheaper although massive growth in home prices has turned homes in to major profit sources in many cases. Buying a home is about lifestyle. Prices where I live (suburban/rural) are similar to US suburbs, about $300K for 1500-1800 sq ft but most homes here have finished basements that double the living space. I bought my current house about 5 years ago and its increased in value by about 33%; apparently prices are being driven up by folks escaping the Covid risk in big cities. I've lived in apartments, hotels, condos and houses and if you can afford it house is the only way to go.
basements are nice...
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Quote by kistinspencil
Like not from this planet? Then yes, at a rest stop outside Yuma. At least that's what she told me and she did have blue nipples.
yeah, but how many of them? i mean, two blue nipples might just mean she's cold. 4 of them, tho... that's def alien territory.
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Quote by clum
In what way?
it used to be my personal info was on the left and my blog and stories were on the right. two different columns. now it's all one column so i have to go all the way to the bottom to find my blog and stories, if that makes any sense? could be something i did, but if it is, i have no idea what, since i didn't actually do anything.
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He'd been fighting Pancreatic cancer for a while and still hosting Jeopardy. the show has been a staple in our household for as long as i can remember. everything gets put aside for 30 minutes while my wife and i watch and participate. it's a sad day. he will be sorely missed.
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
I don't normally offer a view on the politics of another country, but this is such a good result for democracy and a 4-5 million vote lead is a strong endorsement that it was time for a change in the USA.
All is good down under, starting to warm up, spring is almost done and the beach is calling. Fortunately so far this warmth hasn't been accompanied by fires, and Covid is very low, under 10 new cases a day for months now. Melbourne is out of lockdown, and the rest of the country seems to have avoided a second wave.
Finally finished my competition story, link below, and I will now start reading the others including the regulars here. Hope everyone keeps safe. A beer for me this Sunday afternoon.
*does a happy dance, puts on my reading panties*
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Quote by Meagananne1986
Control of one's life is the biggest lie the devil ever told. You don't get a choice to be born or not and you don't get a choice to die or not. Everything else in-between is often determined by our reactions to others or by how others react to our actions. Too many people and too many variables in-between birth and death to control our destiny.
you do know that i am the devil, yeah?
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Quote by varv
With whom? I agree with you here. But what does age have to do with it?
i wasn't actually responding to the age part with that answer, but to the part where it felt like the question was being asked 'what does it matter if you're submissive' which sounded to me like the assumption was, if you're a sub, you don't really have any say in things.
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Quote by Verbal
Sorry to be contrary, but I think there's a case to be made that the writer should have control of their own material. Stipulating that it has to stay on the site for up to a year is fine. Even five years, if it's stipulated up front. But author's rights should return to the author eventually. Publication rights to the story should not be held in perpetuity by Lush. The writer of the story should be able to do what they like with it.
i control everything. including you.
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Quote by nicola
It is annoying when members who have placed in competitions leave.
I asked Gav if he could make it so that their stories remain, however he said that a story requires a corresponding database member entry or there's nothing to hook it to. Something along those lines.
I'll ask him to take a look at it again once he's made the site transition in the next fortnight or so.
It looks untidy apart from anything else.
We discussed another option of moving everyone else's stories up a place should it happen, but it became too complicated.
can we replace them with my stories? just a thought!
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Quote by kiteares
From the image you can see that I have one unread mail. This is only in the forum header bar, on the main site the header has 0 unread.
I only noticed it this morning when I did have an unread PM. However all my messages have been read now and it is still showing.
It's not a big deal, but obviously something is not lining up 100%.
did you check your friends request? if you get one, it will shop up as a PM as well.
