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Quote by Beffer
I'll collect the money at the gate (...and make a hasty exit!)


clowns'll chase your ass down, girl.
i think there's little doubt about my role. Head Clown. smile

Quote by clum


We drink a lot.


Or go quietly insane..
Fight the Power. It's black and it smells like rage. available at a Hallmark near you.
Quote by Caramel_Infidel
This is my first time entering a competition.

The contest rules tickled my fancy: (paraphrasing here) incorporate theme(s) and color(s) into a story.

“Great!” I thought and starting typing up a frenzy.

As I wrote in MS Word, I had these other characters I totally thought I could add and explain. Then I remembered the last contest rule.



!&*#+!$^-?

* Uh-oh *



The word count increased , I got increasingly nervous, and then I conceeded that I had to ditch the other characters since they weren’t central to the story.

Oddly enough, that actually helped me focus on what was essential and what wasn't.

Completely unintentionally, I guess I have to thank the “Rainbows” Story Competition creators for being secondary editors.

I’m somewhat unreasonably proud of this story, even if it doesn’t win any awards. I hope others like it, but I’m going to like it regardless.

I want to encourage anyone who’s never entered a competition here or anywhere else to give it a shot.

You might surprise yourself.



lol word count is always a bitch - i'm at about 2000 for the one i'm writing and realizing i have a LOT more to somehow cover in 1500 words... *sigh* looking forward to reading yours, soon as i'm done with mine. ok, maybe i should do it before, i have a bad habit of waiting until the 11th hour...
Quote by vanessa26


How do you know we don't wear pants ? *looks around nervously*


i have eyes everywhere...
Quote by clum


I hear he's a super-stud who goes around Lush seducing the pants off everyone he meets.

Just a rumour...


ha! good luck - half the people here don't even bother wearing pants. bet he's feeling kinda foolish now.
Quote by Jen


This is why we don't let SJ judge the competitions


becuze he actually knows kwality riting when he sees it?
Quote by clum


Great news for everyone, even if it drastically reduces everyone else's chances of getting some prize money.

Super excited to read your entry. Sure it will be a knock-out.


don't be so sure. i've been drinking a lot lately.
ok, then, looks like i'll be entering this one...
Quote by DreamsofFantasy


Also, on a related note, do pornstars get benefits like health insurance, and if so, how much coverage?


not sure about the rest, but Pornstars are considered independent contractors so they are not eligible to healthcare through their employers.
who is this Henke guy? damn - whoever he is, he sure seems popular.
Quote by Beffer
One year ago today I had the hiccups. ...oh wait, that wasn't before my time, was it?


sorry, but Lush doesn't allow fetus's to join. Please return in 18 years. thank you.
182 years ago today Victoria was crowned queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. God Save the Queen!
Quote by Verbal



LJ gave me that shirt! It has octopusses all over it! Tentacles everywhere!



and should only be worn while reading tentacle sex stories smile
Quote by Verbal


*HUGS*

Thanks for asking, Bill. I don't think it went all that well, but I tend to be pretty hard on myself about these things. I said "fucking" and "nipple" and there was a bit of pearl-clutching, I think. I bowdlerized it, but perhaps not enough. I stand by my words.

Anyway. Not the best of days so far. Thank God the weekend is here.

Köffee please.


i would have chosen another shirt. and used 'fuck' more liberally. smile i enjoyed watching/listening - the "break" thing in the first was a little weird, but i get why you did it. :)
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Hi! Ummm ... if only 9 people enter the competition, does that mean all entries make Top 10! Asking for a friend ...

Hee Hee


nope. err... yes? get back to you on that. smile
Quote by Verbal


Not yet, but the day is young.

I was convinced you and Gav were gas-lighting me, but had no proof, until I went to the Friends Activity screen and found vindication. Behold, a screen shot of my own activity, containing the word "hRumplations":




must be someone else. i would never do something like that.
Quote by Verbal
Yeah, it's awesome that baseball is back. Weird rule changes too - DH for both leagues (boo!), a pitcher has to pitch to at least three batters (boo!), and, bizarrely, extra innings begin with a runner on second. Ridiculous, but as long as it's just for one season I'm cool.

Gonna play hell with statistics. If the extra innings runner scores, does it add to the pitcher's ERA, since he didn't allow that runner?

Yeah, Ping, I can shoot you the link to the reading, as long as you promise not to stalk me. Anyone who wants the link, let me know.

Fuzz, I will hang out with you and a bottle of Trace anytime. Glad you are feeling better.

Hey, why is the bar now called hRumpilations? Look at the title of the thread!?

Köffee please.


been smoking the weed again, haven't you.
i have experience with the gel tabs, and yeah, they work wonders as substitute for pharmaceutical painkillers like opioids, and they're non-addictive.
Quote by fuzzy1954
Late Morning to ALL

While today is celebrated as Father's Day I am more interested in tomorrow for Monday is......






wait... we're supposed to wear panties the rest of the year? how come i didn't get the memo on that?
personally, i think "hello pervs" should be the standard greeting, but what do i know? maybe reserve 'cuntfucks' for friends, tho? i know i'm not helping here, but having Impure call me a cuntfuck would be the highlight of my day...
Quote by lindseyaggie
In college, I was a nympho. I fucked every day. Usually two or three times a day. Sometimes more. Not sure how I graduated. I’m not as bad now. I even skip a day once in a while.


lol yeah, i was going to ask! smile
Quote by clum
I'm entering this one so anyone who reads my stuff better get ready to have some super gay shit shoved down their throats.


err... what's getting shoved down my throat now...? LOL
Quote by tams_back_yay


I think that's silly that someone wouldnt read your story because youre not a gay male writing it. I dont think Stephen King is a psycho-murderer, yet he seems to tap into them pretty decently. I havent read your story yet, Kimmi, but it's definitely on my list.



are you sure about that? smile and Kimmi? i am looking forward to reading your story. you never disappoint.