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Quote by Master_Jonathan
Wolves don't go to the circus.



who's a cute puppy? wudga wudga wudga *gives you skritchees*
Quote by Melissa999
I'm pissed everything was shutdown and fucked up over a lame flu type virus


obviously, you don't know anyone seriously effected by it. lucky you.
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Aside from the mismanagement of the medical supply chain, why blame Trump? At least 30% of Americans are crazy and lack common sense. Trump didn't force them to sing in choirs, go to rallies, have family gatherings, hang out in large numbers in indoor bars. He didn't forbid them to wear masks. Americans just hate their neighbors. Masks save lives - who the Hell cares? Infect your grandma, or someone else's. They think the numbers are fake and it's all a Democratic, socialist, communist, Black Lives Matter, Jewish, Muslim, gay, Gates, plot. Wear a mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, avoid crowds, stay safe.



We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

— President Trump, in an interview with CNBC, was asked about the first diagnosed U.S. case. He said he wasn’t worried about a pandemic.

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“We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”

— Trump, in an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity, when asked how concerned he was about the coronavirus

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“Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. I hope that’s true. But we’re doing great in our country. China, I spoke with President Xi, and they’re working very, very hard. And I think it’s going to all work out fine.”

— Trump, at a campaign rally in Manchester, N.H.

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“In our country, we only have, basically, 12 cases and most of those people are recovering and some cases fully recovered. So it’s actually less.”

— Trump, in an interview with Geraldo Rivera

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“Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. … One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.’ That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything, they tried it over and over. … And this is their new hoax.”

— Trump, at a campaign rally in North Charleston, S.C.

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“Easter is a very special day for me. And I see it sort of in that timeline that I’m thinking about. And I say, wouldn’t it be great to have all of the churches full?”

— Trump, in a Fox News interview

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“It’s going to be, really, a voluntary thing. You can do it. You don’t have to do it. I’m choosing not to do it, but some people may want to do it, and that’s OK. It may be good. Probably will. They’re making a recommendation. It’s only a recommendation.”

— Trump, in a task force briefing where he announced the face mask recommendation

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“I’m going to put it very simply: The president of the United States has the authority to do what the president has the authority to do, which is very powerful. The president of the United States calls the shots.”

— Trump, in a task force briefing, arguing falsely that the president — and not governors — has the power to decide when states would lift stay-at-home orders and other restrictions. A day later he’d say that he planned to leave the decision about how and when to open individual states to governors.

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“We think some of the states can actually open up before the deadline of May 1. And I think that that will be a very exciting time indeed.”

— Trump, in a task force briefing, teasing an announcement about new guidelines for states to begin to lift social distancing requirements. Trump said there were at least 20 states “in extremely good shape.”

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“LIBERATE MICHIGAN!”

— Trump tweets “liberate” about Michigan and two other states with Democratic governors, seemingly offering support to protesters crowding capitals who are opposed to states’ restrictions and closures.

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fyi, he still refuses to wear a mask. leaders are supposed to lead by example. also, you're aware he's putting on these giant rallies, right? inside? with no social distancing? and no mandatory masks?
Quote by clum


Also underrepresented in the comp, so... awesome!


yeah, which is a big reason why i am.
Quote by clum
I'm kinda disappointed how few of the entries are in the Gay Male category so far. The competition is very dominated by Lesbian stories.

Don't get me wrong, a lot of those stories are phenomenal—some of the best I've read—but I had hoped for a bit more of a spread and, in particular, to see some more great quality Gay Male pieces as we don't tend to see as many RR- or EP-quality stories in there.

If anyone is thinking of slipping in a late entry, consider going Gay, just for this comp. ;)


"slipping in a late entry" *Grins* sorry, C-man, but i'm going T with this one.
Quote by Beffer
I'll collect the money at the gate (...and make a hasty exit!)


clowns'll chase your ass down, girl.
i think there's little doubt about my role. Head Clown. smile

Quote by clum


We drink a lot.


Or go quietly insane..
Fight the Power. It's black and it smells like rage. available at a Hallmark near you.
Quote by Caramel_Infidel
This is my first time entering a competition.

The contest rules tickled my fancy: (paraphrasing here) incorporate theme(s) and color(s) into a story.

“Great!” I thought and starting typing up a frenzy.

As I wrote in MS Word, I had these other characters I totally thought I could add and explain. Then I remembered the last contest rule.



!&*#+!$^-?

* Uh-oh *



The word count increased , I got increasingly nervous, and then I conceeded that I had to ditch the other characters since they weren’t central to the story.

Oddly enough, that actually helped me focus on what was essential and what wasn't.

Completely unintentionally, I guess I have to thank the “Rainbows” Story Competition creators for being secondary editors.

I’m somewhat unreasonably proud of this story, even if it doesn’t win any awards. I hope others like it, but I’m going to like it regardless.

I want to encourage anyone who’s never entered a competition here or anywhere else to give it a shot.

You might surprise yourself.



lol word count is always a bitch - i'm at about 2000 for the one i'm writing and realizing i have a LOT more to somehow cover in 1500 words... *sigh* looking forward to reading yours, soon as i'm done with mine. ok, maybe i should do it before, i have a bad habit of waiting until the 11th hour...
Quote by vanessa26


How do you know we don't wear pants ? *looks around nervously*


i have eyes everywhere...
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I hear he's a super-stud who goes around Lush seducing the pants off everyone he meets.

Just a rumour...


ha! good luck - half the people here don't even bother wearing pants. bet he's feeling kinda foolish now.
Quote by Jen


This is why we don't let SJ judge the competitions


becuze he actually knows kwality riting when he sees it?
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Great news for everyone, even if it drastically reduces everyone else's chances of getting some prize money.

Super excited to read your entry. Sure it will be a knock-out.


don't be so sure. i've been drinking a lot lately.
ok, then, looks like i'll be entering this one...
Quote by DreamsofFantasy


Also, on a related note, do pornstars get benefits like health insurance, and if so, how much coverage?


not sure about the rest, but Pornstars are considered independent contractors so they are not eligible to healthcare through their employers.
who is this Henke guy? damn - whoever he is, he sure seems popular.
Quote by Beffer
One year ago today I had the hiccups. ...oh wait, that wasn't before my time, was it?


sorry, but Lush doesn't allow fetus's to join. Please return in 18 years. thank you.
182 years ago today Victoria was crowned queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. God Save the Queen!
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LJ gave me that shirt! It has octopusses all over it! Tentacles everywhere!



and should only be worn while reading tentacle sex stories smile
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*HUGS*

Thanks for asking, Bill. I don't think it went all that well, but I tend to be pretty hard on myself about these things. I said "fucking" and "nipple" and there was a bit of pearl-clutching, I think. I bowdlerized it, but perhaps not enough. I stand by my words.

Anyway. Not the best of days so far. Thank God the weekend is here.

Köffee please.


i would have chosen another shirt. and used 'fuck' more liberally. smile i enjoyed watching/listening - the "break" thing in the first was a little weird, but i get why you did it. smile
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Hi! Ummm ... if only 9 people enter the competition, does that mean all entries make Top 10! Asking for a friend ...

Hee Hee


nope. err... yes? get back to you on that. smile
Quote by Verbal


Not yet, but the day is young.

I was convinced you and Gav were gas-lighting me, but had no proof, until I went to the Friends Activity screen and found vindication. Behold, a screen shot of my own activity, containing the word "hRumplations":




must be someone else. i would never do something like that.
Quote by Verbal
Yeah, it's awesome that baseball is back. Weird rule changes too - DH for both leagues (boo!), a pitcher has to pitch to at least three batters (boo!), and, bizarrely, extra innings begin with a runner on second. Ridiculous, but as long as it's just for one season I'm cool.

Gonna play hell with statistics. If the extra innings runner scores, does it add to the pitcher's ERA, since he didn't allow that runner?

Yeah, Ping, I can shoot you the link to the reading, as long as you promise not to stalk me. Anyone who wants the link, let me know.

Fuzz, I will hang out with you and a bottle of Trace anytime. Glad you are feeling better.

Hey, why is the bar now called hRumpilations? Look at the title of the thread!?

Köffee please.


been smoking the weed again, haven't you.
i have experience with the gel tabs, and yeah, they work wonders as substitute for pharmaceutical painkillers like opioids, and they're non-addictive.
Quote by fuzzy1954
Late Morning to ALL

While today is celebrated as Father's Day I am more interested in tomorrow for Monday is......






wait... we're supposed to wear panties the rest of the year? how come i didn't get the memo on that?