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3 days ago
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thank you from the bottom of my heart. i wasn't sure about this one, and looking at the top 10 list, i see so many stories that are just brilliant - really kind of knocked over by the feedback it's gotten. sometimes a story just writes itself. this one did. and thank you Clum for pushing me to write it.
my personal favorite piece is Rimsky-Korsekov's Scheherazade - downside, it's already kind of attached to a story. still... smile
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I guess mine were too clever for you ;)


go with that if it makes you feel better...
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Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.

The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...

Jen

Honorable mentions:

With 6 points each, WannabeWordsmith and sprite

With 5 points each, tams_back_yay, Gillianleeza and NicolasBelvoir

Thanks again for playing. Part 2 of the giveaway is still open HERE!




totally bitter.
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Sure. Suit me up. Are you, huh, I mean is she going to jock me down and tend my hose?


i am so NOT touching your hose. you touch your own hose, mister. LOL
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And she's kind to old, knuckle-dragging, bow-legged, retired deep sea divers.


mostly because she's trying to put together an expedition to search for sunken pirate treasures. you in?
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There are plenty of White people that “have issues with racial equality.” Watch the news and see how many Whites attend BLM rallies.
Can you furnish some examples of channels that are entirely filmed with a White cast?


entirely? probably not entirely. Hallmark Channel comes to mind, but they occasionally have blacks playing a supporting role. HGTV, the show with all the house finding shows and all that? don't recall them having many, if any, black people on it. i am sure that, if i paid more attention to tv shows, i'd be able to find more examples. that said, here's an article about it from 2014:

https://www.theawl.com/2014/04/which-is-the-whitest-tv-network-of-them-all-cbs/

and yes, there ARE plenty of white people with issues regarding racial equality. that, my friend, is part of the problem. don't worry, we're working on it.
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She sounds heavenly.


she's kind of a nut, but she's trainable and eager to please!
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I meant, can you image the uproar if there were a White Entertainment Television network, with the slogan “Yes to White”? Racial equality has to go both ways, if this is ever going to work.


wasn't aware that white people had issues with racial equality. and while they are not called WET, there are plenty of channels that cater to white people. lots of channels with shows that are mostly, or entirely, filmed with a white cast.
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*HUGS*

Hey, let's do a cast list for Destroy All Monsters after Tobias: The Musical and Young Frankenstein! Larry's the most accomplished actor, so he can even play Godzilla. I will push hard for the part of Ghidorah, Though since he has three heads, he should be played by three different actors.

Clear skies today. If they hold we are driving out of town to see the comet!

Baseball in nine days! Birthday in thirteen days! My story out in Amazing Monster Tales in fifteen days! Election Day in one hundred eleven days! Let's turn this year around!

Köffee please.





the movie casting thing is fun, tho i don't know Tobias and i can't find the Young Frankenstein list anywhere if there is one (and, if not, i'd like to nominate myself for Eyegor cause really, i'm kind of funny!).
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I've developed a collection of cloth masks. They're pretty great.


i have some Alice in Wonderland ones, one which is just the cheshire cats grin. also a rainbow one, for pride. smile
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And I, too, agree with steph29, AsheleyRedux and sprite. My wife and I wear a mask whenever we go into town for whatever reason and have been since this fiasco started.


i heard that's cause your mug scares small children and dogs, tho...
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I usually attract people that are, dominant, charming, intelligent, and completely unavailable emotionally or physically *sigh*

Or it goes to the oposite end and they are pushy and don't know when to stop.


*looks thoughtful* how would you feel about shy blonde submissives who are relaxed and casually playful? asking for a friend...
fyi, just for the record? if you don't wear a mask while around others right now? you're an asshole. it's just that simple.
i am going to have to try it now. i'll let you know how it goes. don't really have great expectations of not being obvious...
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all depends on how much you like your kid.
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i got like 3 days. quit harassing me.
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Hello friends of another gender. Could you help me understand the female gaze a little better by sharing descriptions of men that you find sexy? I find when I write I write with a very male gaze. I am not, in fact, one of the male gays, but I have known I'm bisexual for about ten years. My tastes in this area is a little stereotypical, and worse, whilst I can tell which men I fancy, I usually can't say exactly why. At the very least I'd be curious to know how things look through your eyes - in part because it broadens one's horizons, but also because I'd like to get out of my authorial rut of solely writing muscle-bound, well endowed hunks or guys who look 'cute, in a geeky sort of way'. I'd be much obliged if you helped me expand my narrative palette.






hi John. i think that you are probably not going to get a definitive answer here, but i could be wrong. i think that it's going to vary from woman to woman and that you're going to discover that we have a wide variety of tastes in what we find sexy. i can answer for myself, tho. usually go for guys who are nicely toned, but not muscle bound. and a good face - a killer smile, friendly eyes, not so much into long hair on guys or facial hair. tatts are cool, as long as they veer torwards tasteful and possibly arty. not sure this helps, but there you go.
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"0 seconds" !!?? I mean..WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!!


we're keeping tabs on your ass.
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NEWSFLASH
If you want your partner to get good at deepthroating its really very simple: While he or she is sucking you they simply need to firmly hold their left thumb inside their left hand. Like making a fist but with the thumb on the inside. It suppresses the gag reflex. (Don't forget to breathe.)
So it is a learned skill.

You're welcome. I like to be helpful.

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is this real? i so have to try it now!
fyi, Jack's an 11. not saying in which part of the country, though.
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And by the way I know a 28 year old man who struggled with Covid in March-April. Grow up, Millenials!


My wife lost her aunt to it. we lost a friend early on and a close friend of mine's wife is very ill with it right now. i am willing to be 'inconvenienced' if it means protecting the people around me from being ill or dying. from what i understand, too, even if you survive, it leaves lingering health issues like scar tissue in your lungs. i think i'd rather wear a mask for however long it takes.