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Her Royal Spriteness
a lot of other mods are more flashy or more obvious or, like me, pretend like they do a lot. John is the real deal. the amount of love and work he puts into this site is tremendous. those of you who send in to the 'contact lush' page, for example? 90% chance he'll be taking care of whatever issue you have. that's just the tip of the iceberg. Lush wouldn't be what it is without him plugging away quietly, so yeah, well deserved. like to add that he's a beautiful caring genuine and kind soul. congratulation, John. much love and respect.

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Quote by RejectReality


Three different times. Of course, that's over my whole tenure here, so not all that often. The tone and style of my Les and especially Dark pieces are sometimes radically different than my RR stuff, so it's not surprising that it would look out of place when I put one of them in the queue.


also, you just look shady. not to mention, your stance on reality.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by clum
This is the corner of my working-from-home desk.
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Quote by Green_Man


that's cool, Larry. thanks for posting it!
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Her Royal Spriteness
it goes on the second i leave the house. no exceptions. when i do my early morning run, i keep it pulled down under my chin, but it goes on the second i have to share space with another person. (it's a 4am run, so it's rare for me to be around another human).
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LucaByDesign


Do you mean this kind of thing?




which of my stories is your favorite? and why? WHICH!?! AND WHY!?!
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Quote by Sabines


OMG yes. 15 pages is a bit of an exaggeration, but only a bit.


i promise to only send 3 pages on any comments you leave me.
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Quote by Sabines
I don't leave comments.

I've dealt with enough writers to know that a comment can lead a 15 page questionnaire from the author so they "can improve".


people do that? seriously?
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by naughtyannie
Gone With The Wind.

I know I'll love it, but I want to see it on a big screen, not squeezed into my little telly.


actually, it's a terrible film. it's long and tedious and the main character is pretty much Donald Trump in drag.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




Leather and metal.


If you own anything fluffy in restrain form then imma dip out.





what, no fuzzy pink handcuffs? i'm disappointed! smile
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Quote by starbelliedboy

Just wait til you see gay bukkake porn...


i have to admit, i have never watched any. now i'm curious. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by nicola


I started on the 1st after it had closed off, so it was more like an easy 2 days.

Even at such few words, you still have to interpret the meaning of the story, let it sit with you for a bit, maybe read it again, write some comments into a spreadsheet, and then think of a number between 1-100 where you think it might sit in the competition.

The average scores act as a guide, but are mostly meaningless when they are all nearly 5. In fact scoring here and most places is largely meaningless. But that's another topic altogether!

Then once the whole process is done, you have to re-read the top section in case a few nagging doubts are in your mind about certain entries.

It's quite the juggling act.

The dartboard technique is so much easier!


*snorts* it took 2 hours. she plied me with liquor and then handed me a dart. easy peasy.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
Cute animal will follow later. Frickin double posts.


i am so going to have get a new badge made for you - Double Post King. smile
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hey, guys. i was going to do a contest thingy, as i'd announced earlier - as some of you know there was a death in the family, so right now, it's on hold. if i feel up to it, i may follow through at a late date, but at present, everything is pretty much on hold. thanks for understanding.

rachel
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Her Royal Spriteness
hey, guys. i was going to do a contest thingy, as i'd announced earlier - as some of you know there was a death in the family, so right now, it's on hold. if i feel up to it, i may follow through at a late date, but at present, everything is pretty much on hold. thanks for understanding.

rachel
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Quote by fuzzyblue


Well of course it changes the meaning of the sentence. You’re using a fucking verb in place of a fucking noun. It doesn’t fucking make sense.

Honestly. It’s lucky I’m not fucking drunk, otherwise I’d start fucking swearing.


*passes you the tequila*
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Quote by Verbal


Have you even BEEN on Lush before? I think we're all pretty comfortable with female nudity here. Perhaps too comfortable. Nudity is the devil's pajamas!


i put upon you an onus to write a story with that title - Nudity is the Devil's Pajamas. smile
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Quote by Verbal


Ah, a PRIZE! Now I get it.

First prize should be watching a horror movie with you and Vanessa via Zoom. Or, if 2 hours is too long a commitment, a drink. Or if 30 minutes is too long a commitment, a joint.






you'd have to be comfortable with a LOT of female nudity, then. just sayin'...
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Quote by seeker4


I am of the opinion that the Odd Couple is actually a good model for a marriage.

Two neat freaks would probably end up killing each other over some nitpicky dispute about which glasses go on which shelf or whatever.

Two laidback slobs would drown in their own filth.

So you need the tension between neat freak and slob to keep the house, and the relationship, intact.

And this is probably why I am not a relationship counsellor, but there you go.


i am, admittedly, a lot more casual about things. smile
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Quote by Meagananne1986


I not so sure about that. I had a roommate in college who, I swear to God, was the slob from the Odd Couple. Clothing never picked up, bathroom always dirty, could never find anything because she never put anything away. There are some women that can be a bad or worse than a lot of men. There are also men who can put a woman to shame when it comes to the domestic chores of the household.


my wife is actually a "neat freak" so it's really not an issue at casa de sprite. smile
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Quote by MissKat76
There seemed to be a need the other day for a safe place for ladies when I was in one of the usual Eye Candy rooms. I made the room as described. Apart from that, itjust surprised me to see the room had stayed for over 24 hours now, which from my perspective indicated a site need if ladies were in the room that much to keep it open that long.

As this temporary room is, I do understand if the site doesn’t see much activity in the room or it just goes away on its own within a week or two there would be no need for such a room to be made permanently.


last time i did this, it was a ladies only dungeon and it was underused and eventually shut down. pretty sure the ladies should be fine with the regular room, or a user created temp one.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by TangerineSky
I need more words for pussy. Though pussy is a great word.


snatch, twat, slit, fuckhole. just for starters smile
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Quote by Meagananne1986

But some men are helpless around the house to do anything for themselves. Easier to ask the wife, where is... how do I... and the like.



aww, the advantages of being a lesbian couple becomes clear during all this lol
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