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Quote by adele

I did one at the end of last year, Rach... will that still count?


good enough i my book! you may stay on the island. you and Annie. the rest of them, tho, are getting voted. off.
Quote by apptobebad


It was a long time ago. A very long time ago. Years and years. It was late on a Saturday night...or was it Friday? Then again, it may have been a Sunday morning. I was snuggled up i bed, while sitting on the sofa. The cat was smoldering slowly by the fire. It must have been winter. There was music in the background. An accordion was playing somewhere. I disticntly remember it being as I had never heard one before. It's a strange kind of music. The sort that, once heard, is hard to forget.

The storm was blowing a hooley outside, rattling the windows on the back porch. Jon boy had been meaning to fix them before the storms arrived, but for one reason or another, he ever did get around to it. I was bored.
Bored with the mundane AV. I wanted something different. Different it had to be. There were so many options. Search after search came up empty. More of the mundane, until, unexpectedly, there it was. The one. For there can be only one. I had found it..somewhere.





Quote by Verbal


If that's the theme, you and I are going at it mano a mano, steel cage match, last one standing.

Seriously digging the new catagory, btw.


Ilse locked me up in a cage and tormented me for an entire evening, you know...
Quote by kiteares
Struggling once again.
Main site pages not loading and avatars not loading on the forum.

2100 UT


this describes me right now, too.
Quote by nicola
For anyone confused, please read the revised guidelines for the category: https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst71892_Announcing-our-new-Microfiction-Category.aspx

The majority of submissions have been really good. Some, average. And of course, a few people seem to be taking the mick a bit.

We want this category to be a huge success. It will hopefully encourage new authors to write and publish here, especially those who might not feel they have an entire story in them just yet. Plus it offers up a savage challenge to existing writers.

Talking of which, it must be time for a new competition ...



please please please let it be a tentacle sex comp this time...
Quote by TangerineSky



Bad Verbal!

Jk. I think we have decided not to make it a requirement, but it is encouraged.


Quote by Verbal
I just submitted. No photo. Is that a requirement?

Bill, I think the only requirement IS 100 words or less. And maybe the picture. No minimum, just don't yank the mod's chains (unless they like that).


photos are suggested, but not required.
Quote by Sabines


Sounds like date night!


date night for me usually involves non-leaf blower tools, but hey, i'm game. smile
Quote by Sabines


I don't know you, yet. Don't make me break your leaf blower and make a bad first impression.


get to know me and then break my leaf blower?
Quote by Sabines
I need everyone else to go to work or on vacation. They're driving me insane with incessant yard work.


*gets out the leaf blower and stands outside your bedroom window*
new plan. i'm going to Buz's place and hangout for a few weeks. don't tell him - he doesn't know yet!
Quote by subliminalmessage


Alice in Wonderland is in no position to give dietary advice imo


what do you have against tea and cake? or mushrooms, for that matter? smile
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




No. What for?





a sharing of deep meaningful thoughts.
Quote by welshglish
I used to like oceanrunner but his stories have disappeared and I can't find them. Anyone know what happened to his stuff?


he left the site a few years back and deleted his account, which means his stories went with him.
Quote by Cinnamon_delight


If you spend your day having to remove the 3 and 4s. Why not remove scoring from competitions and judge them in the amount of comments they get. The highest comments wins?. Im not a writer but I feel if you take the time to write a story you deserve a 5. If they're are people here who purposely score stories badly and you know who they are. Can't they be stopped from writing (if they do) and scoring for a period of time. I tip my hat to anyone who has written anything here and deserve to be treated with respect. Everyone deserves respect but that's just me ?


vote scores are actually a very small part of the judging process - we have usually nominate a victim or 2 who actually read thru all the entries and pick out the best 10 for the judges to vote on. smile
Quote by Verbal


Three writers!? That's messed up. I, like Scott, can't imagine why anyone would do this. Pretty easy to get caught, and if you didn't get caught and actually won, wouldn't it tarnish any sense of winning in your mind?

EDIT: That said, I hope ALL votes under 5 aren't being removed - but only the serial low voters who are trying to play unfairly. I usually give out 5s, but want the option to score how I feel, and think others should too.


*nods* it's just serial down votes, Mr. V.
one of the things to note, too, is lush has a culture of being overly kind in respects to votes. 5s are the norm rather than the exception. that all said, a lot of the members, when it comes to comps, rate a little differently - it's not a diss - it's simply being a little more honest in their votes, a little more critical. for example, if they read a story that is just BRILLIANT and think it deserves a 5 and then read another that is amazing, but not quite as good as the first, then they might give it a 4, or one that is really solid, but doesn't have the same spark might be the one that gets a 4 or even a 3.

to be blunt, not every story deserves a 5 and in a comp, if i voted (i tend not to until it's over, simply because i don't want it too look like favoritism, especially since i often short list and almost always judge the comps) i'd be handing out a lot of 4s (damn good story. loved every word of it) and threes (really solid job) rather than all 5s (omg, this thing just blew the top of my head off).

btw, i have plenty of stories here, that if i was voting honestly, i'd give 4s to as well, so to anyone who gives me a 5 on a story? thanks for being nice, something i try to do as well. smile

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, she wrote: welcome to the worlds friendliest dump... i mean bar... no, never mind. i really did mean dump. smile

Me, I observed: Our Sprite-unit has fallen off the 'Welcome Wagon', once again.

Let's drink to that!




that's what happens when you spike my tequila. or what happens when i polish my tequila off and start on a new bottle, at least.. *drunken emoji*
Quote by Sabines


Hi!


welcome to the worlds friendliest dump... i mean bar... no, never mind. i really did mean dump. smile
Quote by Grace
Is there a minimum number of words, or just what the story requires? I ask, because I published a story once which was five words. He was an excellent writer, even at that length.


no minimum, although i found out the hard way that only a single words story will get you rejected when i tried to publish my magnum opus; Fuck.
Started watching Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist on Hulu. really worth checking out. smile
Quote by tams_back_yay


eyes the can of throne polish with a raised brow phew... i thought it said "knob" for a sec.


one thing at a time. throne first. you can do the knob after. i mean, seriously, we got lots of knobs on Lush. smile
Quote by tams_back_yay


I was just keeping it warm...


warm, but not polished, apparently. *hands you a rag some throne polish*
i am all about the after sex debate. if he's not prepared to take a stance and defend it, i'll withhold the after sex blow job.
Quote by tams_back_yay


I tried putting "Supreme Leader" in mine but it wont save. Oh well.


that's cause you're a pretender to the throne, minion.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Me, I don't know nuttin' about the new Micro category, except I've been in favor of having one for some time now. If there were any announcements I've missed them completely. My befuddlement includes, but is not limited to:
1. Why launch it while a contest is still open, and
2. why 'require' a photo be included with a submission?


Rumple, the even more confused than usual


Nicola plans on making an announcement sometime today.
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS






BODY MOVIN' (FATBOY SLIM REMIX) by BEASTIE BOYS







my wife just awarded you 5 points. not sure if they're worth anything or where you can turn them in, but yeah, you have 5 points right now.