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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mysteria27
I have found a sharp decline in readers. Probably because this is a secret for most people. I have 11,766,136. It seems to be taking a very long time to get to 12 million views.

I love my readers and fan.....kisses and hugs to you all.

Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo


i think that, with everyone home all the time, people aren't getting alone/privacy time to read as much.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by simplyjohn


I hadnt thought of that. smile Presumably you have a tab for everyone to use (perhaps abuse is a better word).



sure. i'll just dip into my unemployment funds...
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Quote by simplyjohn
I dont partake in alcohol before 6pm unless its a special occasion. Beyond that time mines a few tins of lager please. smile


it's always 6pm somewhere
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Her Royal Spriteness
multiple orgasms are a myth fostered by the illuminati.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by techgoddess


Well, if it's a naked hug you need, who am I to argue?


YES! *does the i got a naked hug from kat dance*
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Quote by techgoddess
Just a quick peek in to say hi and hope the weekend is treating everyone well. Had a little taste of normal eating INSIDE at our favorite local restaurant. It felt amazing. Lots of space, social distancing, and it's our go-to place, so a lot of joy.

Hugs to all who need one!


naked hugs? cause yeah, i am always in need of those! smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal


Why you gotta be h8in?

I have a serious suggestion, actually: the story has to have a song in it. Like, a song on the radio in the background. Or maybe a story that plays out the plot of a song.




that's a weird suggestion for a PRIZE smh. sometimes i wonder about you. *purrs*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Grace
Is there a badge for surviving a Black widow bite? No? Okay, just thought I'd ask.


sounds nasty. glad you're not dead. really, that's the kind of thing you're expected to say, right? ok, so no badge, but! you do get a poem.

Grace got bit by a spider
no, it didn't get inside her
while she was drinking cider
it might have been trying to rider her
cause that's what spiders do...
doobie doobie do.

seriously, glad you're ok.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, she wrote: maybe the prize should be a box, then, for you to get into? ;)

Me, I replied: Oh, let it be. ;)

So whadda ya wanna drink, young lady?



gimme a lemonade on the rocks, please, mr bartender. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Meagananne1986


Is it for exploding like a Super Nova when you can no longer restrain the anger and frustration that keeps building up inside of you? I mean social distancing and face masks aren't exactly conducive to initiating and maintaining close body contact.


my masturbation quota has gone through the roof in the last couple of months. not even joking about that.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, Her Royal Spriteness said: ...it (her inchoate contest) should be something fun and different for those who like to think outside the box.

Me, I replied: Traditionally, most of my 'thinking outside the box' has been focused on how to get inside some particularly desirable box.

I'll drink to that! Anybody wanna join in a round of inchoate inebriation?



maybe the prize should be a box, then, for you to get into? ;)

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Her Royal Spriteness
fyi, i am going to be hosting a writing challenge when the current comp closes. i'll give more details as the date gets closer. there won't be badges or prize money, but there will be a prize of sorts - i have one in mind, but i'm open to suggestions, too, so if you have any SERIOUS ones (yes, i am looking at you, Verbal) please pass them on.

it will be something to do while waiting for the next comp - it will be in the flash fiction category, so 101 - 1000 words, and it should be something fun and different for those who like to think outside the box. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by colin123
I have been awarded this as well, god knows what it is for.


yes, yes she does.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS



Oohh, I think I know.





do you now? ;)
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by StillUndecided


Do we get a video of that? I'm sure it would sell for a small fortune.........


you want the naked dance or the semi naked dance?
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by StillUndecided


Good luck Nicola!

Glad it isn't me judging!


i am SO pumped - i entered this one so i am AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED FROM JUDGING!!!!! YES! *does happy dance around the room*
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jade2001
Define good, sometimes I'm a real bitch


ok, i like you. smile

as for me, it's not an act. i am a good girl.(stop laughing, it's true! jerks). smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
howdy folks
A large sweet tea pretty please
It's a beautiful day here

The latest update on my momma... She's alert, did a nuclear test on her heart muscle when results are back they will call with them. She is breathing on her own and sounds good on the phone.
Thank you for all the prayers and good vibes. We still have a long way to go so please keep them coming*

I'm so blessed to have you all in my life. I'm gonna try to get some reading and writing done.

Stay safe everyone


always lovely to hear good news. thanks, Daisy. hope that things continue to improve.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
Make mine a double. I am having staff issues. It's my least favorite part of being a manager.


lol i thought that was the entire reason that managers exist! smile
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someone's gonna get an extra spanking tonight. smile no one who works with him has any doubt how much effort and work henke puts in and how much of a boon he is to the team. well deserved.
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there will be a non-lush sanctioned writing contest announced sometime between now and june 1. keep on the look out for details...
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Buz
Just a few sips of this homemade crystal clear apple brandy will have you burning your panties and climbing trees. Good stuff!



burned my panties last year. what else ya got for me to burn? smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
oh, and yeah, there's like 18 chapters now i think? and going strong. smile
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