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Quote by noll


Here's my short list:
Grace
Sprite


But seriously, such endeavour shouldn't be all that hard for Gav, as that's what databases queries are made for.


sure, because Gav doesn't really have very much else to do these days.
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Quote by JackStay
I've looked at the various posts and have given this some thought, result: I don't fit anywhere on this compass. The reason: I don't like the human race.


personally, i prefer cats. smile
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hi deeangel and welcome to lush! looking forward to some stories!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Anal bead tug-o-war runner up just screams sophistication

I'm still waiting for you to schedule a rematch...


yeah, but my anal beads were made of pearls.
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Quote by JackStay


As you wish milady. I was simply offering my humble services. However, it might have been worth the danger to see your delectable, bare butt.


not bare, sorry. Good enough for you?


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Quote by Ls63563
Admittedly I haven't been out much lately and may have not been adequately exercising my brain cells, but that all went right over my head.


just consider the amount of drinking and getting high going on right now and it'll all make sense.
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Quote by GraceW


If it's your pee I'll take it. And I promise I won't tell Bethany you pee on her when she's not looking.


yeah, i mean, she's cool with it when she is looking, but she hates the drive-by surprise peeing.
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Quote by noll


I agree with all those reasons. But there are of course also many accounts that have no stories, no forum posts, no bio, no avatar and no friends attached, of past members who last logged in on the day the account was created many years ago. I can imagine that such accounts might be up for deletion without harming the site's content. If only for Grace… I mean GraceW.


tell you what, you go sort them out for me and PM me a list of which is which and i'll go through and delete them all, one by one.
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Quote by JackStay


Ahhh, do you deserve a virtual spanking?


don't even think about it - i bite (and not in a fun way).
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Quote by Buz


Ready for some Deviled Ham?


EWWWW! lol
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Quote by GraceW


sprite has one. May I have a poster too?


actually, i have two. i'll let you have the one that is umm... kind of... messy... and smells like... nevermind...
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Quote by GraceW


I thought that law had been rescinded over 30 years ago.


apparently we were misinformed! *panics*
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Quote by RikkiSue
Black panties are the only thing I am wearing at the moment -- it is that time of the month


i didn't realize there was a specific approved day for black panties! why was i not informed. did anyone even bother to put out a memo???
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update - revamping the FAQ section is currently in the works, and so far, it's looking pretty damn good (probably because i have nothing to do with it other than giving the go ahead lol).
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Quote by Beffer
You obviously haven't been paying attention to my forum posts for the last two years. I'm the poster girl for being shared!


*nods* it's true. i have a poster of her on the bedroom ceiling above the bed.
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Quote by hidden_agenda73
Beth has always had a thing for Kurt Cobain.


doesn't that fall under necrophilia, tho?
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sheltering in place, and in the interests of not wanting to do laundry, nope, nada. viva la revolution!
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i'm not allowed to have sex right now. i've been a bad girl.
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how come no one ever names names in this thread? everyone's busy being coy. ok, yes, yes i do. Names? Jen, Liz, Nicola, Tam, Lulu, Lyf, Alyx, Sam just to name a few... i could go on, but you get the idea. smile be out, be loud, and be proud, people!
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Quote by masso66
Hi girls,

So let's say we are fucking and you just had your first orgasm that night. How does it feel like if I just continue fucking you. Does it feel odd like you need a break or does the feeling get better?


wait a minute, how come your fucking me? did i at least get dinner out of this?
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think i might enter this one with a tentacle sex masturbation story.
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back on the horse - got a new Alice story submitted - be on the look out for more strangeness lol - already working on the follow up, too - hope no one has a phobia about... well... you'll see. smile oh, and the cat makes another appearance.
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Quote by Beffer
Isn't tentacle sex ? And isn't there a rule against ? Just asking cuz that's about the only rule I haven't been accused of breaking, and I might want a complete set!


not if the tentacles belong to a sentient being.
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