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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
So I can't have a vampire fucking a wurgin and right before she cums he can't bite her on the neck and suck her dry within a cunt-hair of her life so that the turning process may begin like in every vampire story... She will have to die to turn. Either he turns her or drains her completely. Both end in a dead wurgin.
You are stripping vampire writers of their rights. You're defanging them.
Disgraceful.
that's not killing them, it's just changing them - the undead are still alive - how dare you suggest differently! it's bigotry! what are you, liveist? vamphobic? really, you disappoint me with your attitude towards our undead breathren.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Dude. Fruits and veggies are alive, and it is wildly irresponsible for you to suggest we "buy" them and fuck them without ever getting their consent. They have feelings too.
Also, I killed off the entire planet in my last story. You kicking me offa Lush for that?
when did i say you didn't need consent? always have a conversation with your fruits and veggies and also, i would suggest an agreed upon safe word.
only kicking you if you killed it off while having sex with it - new category, btw - Planet Sex!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by hidden_agenda73
Good Morning, Rumpizens and a Happy Good Friday to all that it matters!
Just wanted to say that it is an awesome thing that we do as a virtual community here, as I still have not heard of a single Lushie that has gotten the virus. Perhaps one has slipped thru, but I have not seen any evidence. That means for all of the sexual innuendo that we pass around,
we are in fact practicing common sense and doing the things that would prevent us from getting sick.
As someone who decided to enter the story competition for a change, there are some fantastic stories out there. I am not normally a story reader, but have browsed my way thru many of the entries and I am impressed.
I hope everyone has a splendid week-end and keep up the good work of Staying Healthy!
Reese
one of my mods has, but is recovering nicely - she's in the medical field, so was def. at high risk. other than that, yeah, i think having lush helps a little with sheltering in place? hopefully it's keeping people busy and at home even a little.
Her Royal Spriteness
1. Please eat your fruits and veggies. they're good for you. also, in times of crisis, they can be used to masturbate - girls, cucumbers and bananas or, in a pinch, zucchini. guys, melons. here's a how to for those curious:
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!
A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!
2. if someone dies in the middle of your sex scene, think twice before submitting it - my mods will probably send it back.
3. we need more tentacle stories. in fact, it's going to be a requirement that writers send in at least one before the end of the year or their accounts will be suspended for a period of 1 month. don't be that writer. send more tentacle porn!
4. be kind to each other. i know this is stressful times, but hey, let's take a moment to breath and be kind to each other, here and out there. it's pretty easy and it feels good and you usually get it back.
that's it for now. probably do a few more of these, just to sort of help get everyone thru their day. it's hard times - you're either bored, worried, working too hard in scary conditions, going crazy, or a combination of any of those. we all are. let's make this an escape from the outside world for a little bit - a little sexy is good for all of us. keep it sexy, lushies!
love to all of you,
Sprite/Rachel
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!
A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!
2. if someone dies in the middle of your sex scene, think twice before submitting it - my mods will probably send it back.
3. we need more tentacle stories. in fact, it's going to be a requirement that writers send in at least one before the end of the year or their accounts will be suspended for a period of 1 month. don't be that writer. send more tentacle porn!
4. be kind to each other. i know this is stressful times, but hey, let's take a moment to breath and be kind to each other, here and out there. it's pretty easy and it feels good and you usually get it back.
that's it for now. probably do a few more of these, just to sort of help get everyone thru their day. it's hard times - you're either bored, worried, working too hard in scary conditions, going crazy, or a combination of any of those. we all are. let's make this an escape from the outside world for a little bit - a little sexy is good for all of us. keep it sexy, lushies!
love to all of you,
Sprite/Rachel
Her Royal Spriteness
as a rule, if you contact the mod about it, they're always happy to have a conversation with you. if that leaves you dissatisfied, contacting a senior mod is the way to go - and please, always be nice about it - coming at people angrily in any situation never goes well and, frankly, not saying anything to anyone and just posting about it in the forum is usually considered a bit rude.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Vanessa, on my way over with the "It's Alive" trilogy in one hand and a bong in the other. Yes, I bought masks! And No Blowjobs for Ping! That's a good title for a story.
I had to look up MJ too. I started dipping into the comp entries last night. I will hit more tonight. Good comp. The story lengths seems shorter than the average comp. Maybe with masturbation as a theme you are cutting the length by only having one participant. Although a lot of entries have that mutual masturbation thing going on.
Thanks for the kind responses to Fuck. Marry. Kill. (I put in the periods for Ping's sake). Give it a read if you find the time. I put it in the Fantasy and Sci-fi category, though I think a more accurate description is Apocalyptic Sci-fi Erotic Romance.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
You'd think in the current zeitgeist I'd have learned how to spell apocalypse.
Coffee please. Put it on MJ's tab.
with the number of entries were getting, thank god they're only gonna be 2500!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
New story up. Fuck, Marry, Kill. Based on the word game of the same name.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-fuck-marry-kill-.aspx
sprite called it one of her favorite non-tentacle-sex stories of mine.
Let's call this the "unnecessarily high body count" period of my writing.
Anyway, if you're interested. It's all about the coronavirus and shit.
gave it a well deserved RR too
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by simon66
Why am I not surprised Sprite?
That's why I asked. There's so many outrageous, outgoing characters on here I just wanted to know about the other end if the scale. Not that I won't stop loving your work.
lol let's just say i've explored enough to find my sweet spot since i joined. ;)
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Quote by HistoryGuy8057
Improvements to the site - I'd love for old profiles over a year in absent being removed from the site. What's the point of having their forum answers/profiles still part of the people that are still here.
that's been mentioned before - the answer is no for several reasons.
one, sometimes people take long break, for many reasons. we want to make sure they have a home to return to when they're over.
two - if we remove profiles, it automatically removes any stories they've written - pretty sure people don't want favorite stories to suddenly disappear.
three - some of the people you're referring too were here for a very long time and instrumental in building the site - i like to think that keeping their profiles up honors all the time and work they put into creating this wonderful site
and four - i don't really want to task someone to have to wade through however many thousands of members in search of those who haven't logged on for a year or more just so they can delete them.
five - some of what they had to say is still relevant, despite their lack of presence.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Verbal, he opined: Not much else happening here. Long days, no end in sight. How about a Rumps book club?
Me, I replied: Why the hell not?
The RUMPLATIONS BOOK CLUB etc. pad
For the first ever selection for devotees of the RBC, your beloved blind barkeep modestly suggests:
FOOLL by Christopher Moore
Historical Fiction
Humor
Bestsellers
In this comedic retelling of Shakespeare's tragedy King Lear, along with guest appearances by characters from other Shakespearian plays, set in thirteenth-century Britain, Pocket the fool comes to the aid of the king's daughter Cordelia. The orphaned clown learns his father's identity and becomes an avenger for ghosts and witches. Strong language and explicit descriptions of sex. Bestseller. 2009.
This is a bawdy, tasteless, LOL funny homage by Moore to British humor. In addition to the extreme carnality, murders, and ghosts, horror fans might want to check out the scene where one of the three witches bares her booty to 'The Fool' and his companion.
I'll drink to all that. Who else wants one or two?
read it, as well as most of his works - it's quite good, although i prefer others of his, especially Lamb, which is a retelling of Jesus Christ's life by his childhood friend Biff.
Her Royal Spriteness
I think my wife is grateful that she can tell me to go play on lush for a while when i annoy her. lol she's known ever since i've joined and has never had an issue with it - she's even chatted or emailed with a few of the people i'm close to every once in a blue moon.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Ping
Secretions is the multiplicity plural form of secrets.
Western Canadians don’t have accents. We speak with an unencumbered of an accented tongue as the English language allows.
Viking. wine. Please.
next time you mention viking wine, i'm going to suspend you. or maybe even delete your account.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Scent_of_a_Woman
I would love to see a much more robust FAQ section. What is available today is fine in general terms. However, once you actually start participating, connecting, submitting, etc. it seems that you are on your own. Sure, you can contact support, wait a day or two, and get an answer, but this can be very inconvenient. As someone who joined Lush less than six months ago, I've had numerous questions that have either gone unanswered, or I have come across the answer accidentally. Some simply things: what is a or how does a Black Box work? Difference between BB and Chat? How do you submit an audio file to complement or link to your submitted story/poem? How does a story/poem receive a Recommended Reading status, or Editor's Choice? How do you add an image/video to your gallery? How do you create a private album? What happens during the story submission process? etc., etc. If it is too much of an undertaking, perhaps Lush Admin can solicit volunteers to write and add some FAQs to the existing list.
to be fair, FAQ hasn't been updated in ages - just one of those things that we said we should do and just haven't gotten around it it cause it's low priority on the list of things to do, so i'll earmark the suggestion in my notebook and see if i can put something together sometime in the future.
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Quote by seeker4
* Crawls in and pulls self up on to a bar stool *
Wine! Red! Now! I've been shut out of this place for hours and need a drink. Anyone hear any news on why Lush was down?
Nice day here, even if a minor toe injury is keeping me from doing an exercise walk to enjoy it. Not quite sure how I did it, but I managed to cut a corner of the little toe on one foot and only knew I did it because I bled on the carpet while vacuuming (thank god for stain remover).
Gav was doing something with the mobile version is my best guess.
Her Royal Spriteness
New author time. SecondSamuel. He's a friend, and while he's been writing a good long time now, he's new to Lush and I'd be pleased as punch if people took some time to give him a read. no, that's not a direct order, but you DO know i CAN delete accounts with the push of a button - I'm looking at you, Verbal. 
anyways, here's some nice lesbian erotica in a classroom setting for you to
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-can-i-see-you-after-class-part-1-.aspx#scorebottom
anyways, here's some nice lesbian erotica in a classroom setting for you to https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-can-i-see-you-after-class-part-1-.aspx#scorebottom
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
I think you're missing a lot of psychological nuances with this set up.
The correct answer is always no, but while showing curiosity mixed with a slick compliment.
i probably am. i am drinking for the first time in about a year, and my tolerance level is not what it used to be.
also, i am not super big on anal. or penises, for that matter. Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
Pro tip for the guys: Girls really like being the best lay you have ever had so when the subject of anal comes up always say you have never done it.
Gal: Have you ever put it in a girl's ass before?
Gent: No... I've never been with a girl that fun before.
unless they want someone with actual experience so that they can get pleasure out of it. word.
