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I'll be right back. Doing some...research.
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Just trying to clarify in my little mind what sex is versus its suborder, masturbation, and it’s own suborder, mutual masturbation.
If two people are watching each other, but not touching the other, while both are masturbating, then that is two people mutually exclusively solo masturbating with both voyeuristic and exhibitionism benefits.
If people are touching each other in a masturabatory manner, then that is possibly the pleasuring sex act for another of mutual masturbation, so when does masturbation crossover into the not-masturbation category and into the sex category?
I sense a fine line of definition here. How can both masturbating one’s self without touching another, and touching another while masturbating, both be defined as mutual masturbation?
The Inuit have over forty words for snow. We need another masturbation word here. For scientific purposes, of course.
stop it - you're starting to ruin masturbation for me - and i love masturbating!
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Pingster, sad to say but my 'medicine' stories have all been relegated to standard submission status. With C-19 rampant and 'medicine' being a new category, it seemed like the obvious choice -- obviously too obvious for Nic and Company.
BTW, Nic's list of 'other' terms for masturbation is this one I first heard from a trucker over his CB, 'choking the chicken'.
Think I'll stick to my two great roles in life, studly sex object and blind barkeep. Which reminds me, who needs a drink?
What about Making the Bald Man Cry?
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Quote by Ping
Fun place or Fun House?
I've been to Pike's Place. And I can throw stuff at the kids at home. Here, catch this oven. We have fun like that.
Wally's Chowder House sounds like a place for sloppy eaters. Do we disrobe before entering? Do they hose us off as we leave?
I'm a detail guy. I need to prepare.
*Warms up the taser*
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Tsk. Tsk. You're just a mere cover band. That hit has been written and sung.
Viking wine for the lady. Is that the proper pronoun? When I type that word, I heard a young Jerry Lewis screaming, "Hey Lay-dee!"
If I travel through Seattle this summer, which was a plan and now if we are able, my kids and I would like the name of a good fish place that only the locals know about, and hide and protect from the tourists.
Do you know anyone that might have knowledge of such a place that I could trust would not send me to the docks to get beat up?
BTW, can a vegan lesbian still eat pussy? My Magic 8-Ball asked me that this morning. I had no reply. I was stumped.
if you're taking the kids, take them to Pike's Place Fish Market so they can see the fishmongers throwing fish - and there's several top notch fish restaruants near by. that said, Pike's Peak is VERY touristy. best bet for off the beaten path, tho, it's a short drive to des moines and Wally's Chowder house. it's right on the sound and the view is amazing - it's a fun place.
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what was i going to say? oh, right, i was put in the terrible position of defending Ping this morning, cause people are idiots. i fully expect him to be footing my bill for the weekend (and i intend on doing a LOT of drinking).
at Casa de Sprite, it has been decided (not by me, for the record) that since it is spring, and since we're mostly housebound, spring cleaning must commence! pros: the house will be clean and i get to wear a frilly apron. cons: i hate cleaning and Kate it a ruthless taskmaster (think of her as the evil stepmother and me as Cinderella) *sighs* on the plus side, i woke up early, went into the bathroom and stepped in cat puke. life is good.
hope everyone is doing ok. we are, despite everything. also, i'm a little stoned, so not in the mood to be less than cheery and optimistic. ok, time to put on some music and start the dance party. who is with me?
at Casa de Sprite, it has been decided (not by me, for the record) that since it is spring, and since we're mostly housebound, spring cleaning must commence! pros: the house will be clean and i get to wear a frilly apron. cons: i hate cleaning and Kate it a ruthless taskmaster (think of her as the evil stepmother and me as Cinderella) *sighs* on the plus side, i woke up early, went into the bathroom and stepped in cat puke. life is good.
hope everyone is doing ok. we are, despite everything. also, i'm a little stoned, so not in the mood to be less than cheery and optimistic. ok, time to put on some music and start the dance party. who is with me?
i think a week is 6 days too many as is. when we gonna have the Nicola appreciation week?
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Hot damn, did you actually find a woman who likes horror movies?? My wife won't even watch s-f and f, let alone horror. Other than Vanessa here, I actually don't know many female horror fans.
I was meh on the original Pet Sematary other than Fred Gwynne being in it. The book came in the period when I was starting to sour on King and the movie suffered from the association, I think.
Oh, and on comps: I don't worry about whether I have a chance of winning, but now that I've had a sixth place finish, I think I've intimidated myself. Basically, I want any comp entry to at least be as good as that one.
horror movies are dumb *Nods* that said, i watch a lot of sf and f.
