Hi, I'm Keila. I work as a sales manager at a pretty well-known software company here in Alphaville. I weigh 58 kilos nicely distributed over 1.67 meters, with natural blonde hair and blue eyes. Look, even at 28, I've still got it all going on, you know? Back in high school and college, they handed me the Miss Beauty trophy every time--guys were literally dying of fear to even approach me. Never, and I mean never, has any...