The crowd was getting thicker and I threw the rest of my beer in the bin. My band was going up in half an hour and I didn't want to be on the stage half drunk. The festival crew must have bribed the weather gods pretty well - the sun was doing a nice job of stripping everyone down to the bare necessities. Mostly short skirts, shorts and tank tops. I was looking forward to the view from stage. There was one woman who espec...