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trinket
1 month ago
Straight Female
Australia

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Quote by Beffer
I don't think Trinx and Jeff have seen enough vaginas to know the difference. :-) I'd post pics of innies vs. outies, but they'd probably get censored in this forum.


This is hilarious. Please enlighten me via PM. Been coming here almost 8 years and still learning ?
Well, you could cheat... but your problem is still going to exist, isn’t it?
Ummmm you sure you’re not talking about belly buttons? I’m pretty sure all vaginas are “innies”. Well, unless it’s a pocket pussy or some such. ?
Congrats Elliot. If ever there was a poet deserved an EP award, it’s you. ?
I’d also like to nominate someone who’s statistics, in my opinion, represent an outstanding member. Mysteria27 has contributed a huge amount to, and brought a hella lot of people to this site. Whether her writing is to your taste or not, I think it’s obvious she has filled the want for more lighthearted entertainment. Mysteria has far exceeded the numbers required for various Lush badges.

Her stats blew me away.


278,649 profile views - if I’m correct that is “unique” views, one view per person.
11,275,552 story views ELEVEN MILLION!
860 stories
106 famous stories
Omnium badge
More than 500 followers
Quote by farmerroger
Another year has passed and it’s my birthday yet again come wish my a happy birthday



Awww I’m sorry I missed this Roger! I hope you had a great birthday ?
NECESSITY

Never enter canoes especially since silly idiots tickle you
Quote by sprite


Man is my God. As a woman, I exist only to serve him. I am sad that other women have such trouble finding their proper place.


Your proper place is in that white jacket being sprinkled with holy water.
SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST!!

Rachel... come here darling and put this lovely white coat on... yes I know it fastens at the back. Just put the damned thing on!
Have you tried reading some of the threads instead of just looking at the pictures? You might find what you’re looking for. alternatively, you could post a few more threads yourself.

There are plenty of threads and posts about pussy all over these forums
Sexiest photo I ever saw of a guy was him standing, with a big smile, no shirt, a pair of jeans and the zipper half way down, but revealing nothing. The more I have to imagine, the better.