Well, you could cheat... but your problem is still going to exist, isn’t it?
Ummmm you sure you’re not talking about belly buttons? I’m pretty sure all vaginas are “innies”. Well, unless it’s a pocket pussy or some such. ?
Congrats Elliot. If ever there was a poet deserved an EP award, it’s you. ?
I’d also like to nominate someone who’s statistics, in my opinion, represent an outstanding member. Mysteria27 has contributed a huge amount to, and brought a hella lot of people to this site. Whether her writing is to your taste or not, I think it’s obvious she has filled the want for more lighthearted entertainment. Mysteria has far exceeded the numbers required for various Lush badges.
Her stats blew me away.
278,649 profile views - if I’m correct that is “unique” views, one view per person.
11,275,552 story views ELEVEN MILLION!
860 stories
106 famous stories
Omnium badge
More than 500 followers
What if I want a cold tub?
NECESSITY
Never enter canoes especially since silly idiots tickle you
SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST!!
Rachel... come here darling and put this lovely white coat on... yes I know it fastens at the back. Just put the damned thing on!
Panties on, slipped to the side. Feels so much naughtier.
Sexiest photo I ever saw of a guy was him standing, with a big smile, no shirt, a pair of jeans and the zipper half way down, but revealing nothing. The more I have to imagine, the better.