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Yes, don't mention me James. Is it because I'm the only virgin in here? Welcome Lilian, come and sit with me.

Not the only one, Sweet Verity, just the only one that doesn't hide away in Stall Three most of the time. Order whatever quantity of G & T either of you desire. I will blackmail the moneys needed from James later.

And nice to meet you, Lilian

Thank you sweet Kistin. If it's on the house I'll have an extra large Morus LXIV please. No mixer, I'll drink it dirty.

Yes, don't mention me James. Is it because I'm the only virgin in here? Welcome Lilian, come and sit with me.

You are still alive, for now...

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It seems like this site used to be fairly laid-back, with fairly generous readers when it came to voting and comments. Lush still doesn't allow anonymous comments, does it? It was different from, say, Literotica, with its huge membership and large numbers of anonymous comments. From the very beginning, I saw the fangs come out over there at times. It took a thick-skin to publish there, although of course that doesn't apply to everyone who comments on that site.

It's a bit early to tell if this site is changing or not. I wonder if a lot of people left after the "re-launch" of the site in early September. It's very difficult to tell what is going on behind the scenes. I have gotten some hints from a few other members who were not happy with the results and were considering leaving or at least cutting back on their submissions. I know I almost "quit" (not literally cancel my membership) in September until another member helped me deal with certain issues about merely logging in, for example. (I had to talk to him on the Literotica forum to find out what was going on!)

I've noticed things change here of late. They have a way of doing some things that seem unfair to me. I like Lush because they gave me a start but I've also started writing somewhere else. So far I've managed to submit twenty stories. All were received very well. I use a different name so it feels like a fresh start. I will still stay with Lush and their sister site out of loyalty. It's sad but I was never made to feel a good fit here. I'm not sure my style of story telling is right for Lush. I may be wrong, it's just a feeling I get.

I get 1's and 2's a lot lately. It looks a bit odd when you get over forty 4 & 5 stars and a single 1. They never have the guts to say who they are or why they did it. If my little scribblings are only worth 1 star to them their stories must be outstanding. Trouble is, they never let me see them. I just ignore them now. I get all my pleasure from the nice people who leave me encouragement in their comments.

I will never post on this thread. Never you hear me, never.

Every story I write is factual. Except the ones I make up. Which is all of them.

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:worship: :worship: Woohoo, Miss Verity! Super excited for you!

Thank you Miss Kimmi, and I really do mean thank you.

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You know that infinite monkey theorem. Well, four weeks ago this little infinite monkey managed to accidentally bash out 1,600 words in the correct sequence to be awarded a famous story star. Which all goes to prove the theory works. Thank you Emile Borel for making this possible. Now, pass me a very larger G&T please James. This monkey is in the mood. My First Orgy

Perhaps the infinite monkeys gramma was better, or maybe it’s the influence of your double doubles and then leading young James astray. I’m sure the phrase “ home James and don’t spare the horses” trips off the tongue of a village girl

Oh Mr Fluttered, melter of candles. I know little of grammar or any big words. I'm just a simple monkey. As for James, the word donkey comes to mind.

You know that infinite monkey theorem. Well, four weeks ago this little infinite monkey managed to accidentally bash out 1,600 words in the correct sequence to be awarded a famous story star. Which all goes to prove the theory works. Thank you Emile Borel for making this possible. Now, pass me a very larger G&T please James. This monkey is in the mood. My First Orgy

A coffee sounds delicious, but I'd like another gin first. Purelly medicinal you understand. I have a condition.

Oh I see now. Thank you for telling me James. The other day he wanted to burn my lady bits with a hot candle. What is wrong with that man?

Well James, I'm not sure what else he could have meant when he said he'd love to give me one. I was in the bar at the time.

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Coffee sounds good but I shouldn't drink it on an empty stomach. Better have a large gin first. Buy one get one free, hurrah. Make that a double double please James.

Has anyone seen my bloomers? I'm sure I took them off in here last night.

I'm afraid you misread the Rumps' Regular Special, Verity dear. It's one for the price of two, so a double-double (which means something VERY different in Canada) would go for the price of eight.

Oh, and I found two pairs of these in Storeroom #3 last night while I was cleaning up. I have no idea how they got them…mm-uh, nor even if they're both yours or not.

Not that I would have any ideas about that, of course, being a Bear of very…well, never mind.

Oh James. I believe they belong to young Kimmi. Grace has found mine but is refusing to give them back. As for the gin prices, stick it on Mr Flutters tab. Last time I saw him he said he'd love to give me one.

Coffee sounds good but I shouldn't drink it on an empty stomach. Better have a large gin first. Buy one get one free, hurrah. Make that a double double please James.

Has anyone seen my bloomers? I'm sure I took them off in here last night.

My god, is it morning already. I'll start with a larger G&T and see how it goes please Miss Skald.

I only started writing this year and I’m not very good at it. I really have no idea what I’m doing. Unbelievably, some of my stories do quite well. For what it’s worth, I start with a picture. I look up royalty free pictures on Google until one speaks to me.

For example, my latest story features a pretty lady being undressed by a man. I tried to imagine how that came about. When I have a rough idea I write the last paragraph, the punch line. Next I write the opening paragraph, and then fill in all the gaps working backwards from the punch line.

As I’m not a very good writer I also like to keep them short. I don’t like to use swear words. I believe I’ve only ever used the “F” word twice in over fifty stories. This may be the reason I get quite a lot of one and two star votes. Thankfully most are three, four or five. Three and above is good for me.

My highest scoring story had over one hundred and forty votes, and that only had one “F” word in it. Again I wrote that story in the same way, picture first and so on and so on. All I know is it works for me. Basically, it's all about the picture for me.   

It's the look on the little girls face, priceless.

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Your drinks for you and your guests are on their way, Mistress Verity.

Sorry I can't help, being a 9' tall polar bear! Unless you'd like to make a…large…exception?

Thank you James. I would usually make an exception. But it's logistics you see, a hole that big would disturb the other residents in my garden. I only have so much available space you know. I really need a bigger garden, the neighbours are starting to talk.

Good evening everyone. A large G&T please James and whatever Mr Carlton and Miss Kimmi are drinking. Oh course, have one yourself. I'm just going to have a walk around the bar. I'm looking for a man. He has to be about six foot tall with average build. I'll explain later. Cheers my sweet.

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Oh James, why do you always give me a bucket. Can't I have a posh cup too? I am almost a lady after all.

Perhaps James knows something that we don’t dearest maiden

Well Mr Fluttered, if that really is your name. I'm not about to take advice from a man who wants to set fire to my tits. I mean, ladies breasts.

Oh James, why do you always give me a bucket. Can't I have a posh cup too? I am almost a lady after all.

My husband always makes me wear mask in public, he always has done. Oh wait, you’re talking about that Covid thingy, oops

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A cup of coffee and a double G&T please. Hold the coffee and the tonic, I'll drink it dirty. Now, does anyone know how to remove a bear trap from ones ankle? Asking for a friend.

Hmmm…how slender are this friend's ankles. Asking for a Bear. Because the best way to remove a bear trap is to ask a bear, naturally…friend Verity…

Dear James, you won't believe this. I was trying to get the trap off of my friends big ankle and it somehow attached itself to my very slender ankle. I honestly don't know why I, I mean, my friend, even went in storeroom three. Trust me, would I lie to you? A shy and timid lady like me has no reason to go in there.

A cup of coffee and a double G&T please. Hold the coffee and the tonic, I'll drink it dirty. Now, does anyone know how to remove a bear trap from ones ankle? Asking for a friend.

At last, I won something.

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James, I found a bottle of beer in storeroom four. Is it yours by any chance?

Hey! What are you doing, rummaging around in my private stash? You aren't allowed back there.

"Authorized Personnel ONLY - Unless accompanied by a Bear with mischief on his mind…"

Can't you read?

Or would you like to be…accompanied?

Just askin'

Sorry Bear, but our Kimmi left her draws hanging over the sign. I can't believe the stuff you have stashed in there. Quite shocking for an innocent little lady like me. That image is now burned onto my retinas.

If you're so innocent, dear lady, then how did you know what I DO with those things, hmmm?

Because you left the polaroid's out. I've seen everything now. I always thought pliers were only used in woodwork, oh my.

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James, I found a bottle of beer in storeroom four. Is it yours by any chance?

Hey! What are you doing, rummaging around in my private stash? You aren't allowed back there.

"Authorized Personnel ONLY - Unless accompanied by a Bear with mischief on his mind…"

Can't you read?

Or would you like to be…accompanied?

Just askin'

Sorry Bear, but our Kimmi left her draws hanging over the sign. I can't believe the stuff you have stashed in there. Quite shocking for an innocent little lady like me. That image is now burned onto my retinas.

James, I found a bottle of beer in storeroom four. Is it yours by any chance?

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(Retrieves knickers from atop the bar and slides them back on)

Thank you, Bear

In other news, I may be enjoying my newly self-appointed position of Lush 2.0 policewoman a little tooooo much. I'm waking up excited from dreams of me repeatedly hitting the "Report" button after my eyes linger on cocks illegally displayed on avatars. And ... I definitely felt a tingle when I reported the illegal comp entry in the Seduction comp.