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wolverine15
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

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Seriously? Do you talk to people in real life? Trying hard not to be overly critical, which currently is a huge challenge for me but come on man have you ever heard the phrase you only get one chance to make a first impression? Luckily here you have an opportunity to start anew whenever you want if you so choose so listen to the pretty lady above and for god's sake be genuine, original, and respectful.
Last year = curlygirly
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Yesterday = curlygirly
Today = curlygirly
Tomorrow = curlygirly
Lushville wild life guide - lord knows there are a wide variety of erotic, exotic, and down right strange creatures in Lushville, and HK knows them all!
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Don't let her fool you. She only asked me to stop sending them because she was slowly poisoning herself to death. She kept trying to lick my cum right off of the pic! This babe is insatiable for cum. I think she even has cumcicles in her freezer. How do you think she gets her hair so long and healthy. Yep, cum baths!


God damn it LM how do you keep guessing my password????? If I have told you once I've told you a thousand times if you send CG my tribute pics to her from my account she thinks they are from ME not you!!!
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Honestly, none.

Male lap dances/strip teases only bring one thing to mind for me and that's Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley doing the Chippendale Dance Off on SNL, which Farley totally nailed. I've seen male strippers and all I can say is Eeeekkk! It makes me giggle and/or feel a bit awkward and nothing more.

If you are trying to turn me on/get me in the mood that is definitely NOT the way to go. However, if I've had a craptastic day at work and you're trying to make me laugh and cheer me up by poking fun at yourself? Then strip away, Baby, because I will laugh!!!


And I was so working on my routine to 'Right Said Fred'! Damn
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I love biting, especially on the tendon on the inside of my thigh or on my shoulder as he cums. It's a total turn on!! A bit of a mark/bruise is fabulous, but definitely not hard enough to draw blood!


Whatever she wants. REPEATEDLY
She is witty, sexy, intelligent, vivacious, and in general abso-freaking-lutely amazing!

Curlygirly
She has great taste in music and has a wicked awesome FIRST friend!!!!!
Yeah I want to do that right about the time I want her to Lorrainne Bobbit me. Or in other words not only no, but HELLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Can anybody say that a newbie has been crucufied for being a newbie? I think not. However the ignorant, stupid, insipid posters well lets just say some folks do enjoy shooting fish in a barrel.
"Having no plan is having a plan to fail." - most attributed to John Wooden. This is my favorite quote because most often people wonder how something happened to them and only afterwards do they truly analyze the situation.

What percentage of Lush lesbians/bi-sexual woman only looking for woman are actually guys?
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Wolverine15


That's right all you little wannabe's, that would be me.

And let's see as to who I would have sex with here are some clues you freaking morons:
1.). She is my wall paper
2.). She is my #1 friend
3.). She has a private album on my page
4.). She has curly hair
5.). She just listed me in this forum.
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Waking up to a loving text and receiving them throughout the day.


MY own personal alarm clock
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Feeling the love of many virtual friends who actually make every day a wee bit special!!!

(oh and seeing the back of the wicked witch!!)


Goodness gracious, we've just become friends, and you are already calling me the Wicked Witch!!! Just for that, Missy...I'll get you and your little dog, too!!!

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Seeing Curlygirly and TheScottishGal's beautiful posteriors lined up above me. That'll make my week!



thankyouverymuch



NOTHING wrong with being a witch.

Besides, I like making witches melt.


Yeah except I am the only one melting the Curly Witch.

Period.
Wolverine15 in the shower covering Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

Now that shit rocks!!!
I think the two above have hit on some very valid topics, but the common theme they all involve is the most important sex organ of all - the mind. Your 'timing' could be off simply because of a change in schedule, stress (impending nuptials can have all kinds of effects on guy), or any number of reasons. You can try any of the above mentioned ideas, but the most forgotten part of communicating is listening. I bet if you listen to him, and vice versa, you might find that the solution is as simple as not worrying about sex and enjoying each others company. You might just find that you both relax and let nature takes its course, and the proverbial 'happy ending' might be the out come.