Roses are red
And since we are talking
Of some hot ladies fictional
My fingers went walking.

Young Alice was spunky
And once she had followed
Sliding down that dark rabbit hole
In libidinous games she wallowed.

She loved to suck cock
And swallowing hot jizz
Insatiably lascivious
She was known as a whizz.

The very epitome of nubile
Her charms were barely resistible
And every red-blooded male
Found most eminently fuckable.

She sat on a toadstool
Which like a giant penis
Filled her sweet cunt
With admirable keenness.

The Cheshire Cat had only a face
But his tongue was so educated
That after licking her cunt for two hours
She was indescribably satiated.

Of Tweedledum and Tweedledee
We ought to keep stum
I’m not sure which of the two
Came in her luscious bum.

The pièce de rèsistance
Must be the mighty Jabberwock
She almost passed out
When she saw his giant cock.

Did I say cock
I must be mistaken
He had rather more than that
And all her holes were taken.

You would think
That after such fucking
Alice would have been spent
But no, she was always looking.

I’ve even heard it whispered
She climbed on the mantelpiece
And penetrated the mirror
Such was her naughty caprice.

Alice was a charitable maid
And took pity on the aged
She rode the white night
Until her lust was assuaged.

They put her on trial
Look at the evidence they said
The fruits of libidinous action
Leaking from her cunt bright red.

But Alice was not minded to repent
After enjoying hard cock by the yards
So with a wave of he shapely hands
She dismissed them as a pack of cards.