You come here often?

What a classic line.

Yes, to chat and the odd fuck online.

What of yourself? Find pleasure to dine?

Such a delectable menu, you'll find.

I'm not too fussed on the female kind.

I have my own pussy, it purrs in time.

I like hardening cocks.

It's those that will make me sing.

Sweet lullabies and kiss-me-nots.

Whispers in tune.

I laugh out loud, wound up tight.

I really don't give a fuck, just kiss me, lavish me hot tonight.

Sit in the middle of the bed.

Spread as you like, I'll kiss, suck and lick every part.

You better hold on tight.

I have no need for pleasantry.

Engage the grey-cells between your ears.

Whip it out and bruise me.

Punish me, I dare.

My heart is not up for offer.

That would be really rude.

I'd have to have one to give.

Will you take an I.O.U?

Go on, run you fools!

It's April first after all.

Here for the fun and fuck it all.

My rhyme means little, it gives me a smile.

I have no need to holla, it's all there on the line.