Note: The characters in this story are over 30, have a mortgage, and should floss more. ~~~ "Hon, how big are you?" "Um, about five ten," he replied without looking up from his phone. "No, your dick. How big is your dick?" He glanced up. "Six and three-quarters inches," he said, then went back to the rabbit hole that had landed him on the article for The Buenos Aires Underground. "You don't know your exact height, but you...

“Who the fuck does he think he is?” I exclaimed, as Adhi and I pushed through the big front doors of the office tower, out into the cold gloom of Cross St in Manchester. “You’re the best resource he’s got on the project. He’s fucking lucky to have you at all!!” “I know, I know,” Adhi sighed, “I didn’t know what to say." “How can he say that about you?! God, what an Old Fuck Face he is!!” I was really getting wound up, str...

Kat - short for Katai - is looking typically gorgeous. She’s got a maxi slip skirt on, a tawny colour covered in little polka dots, and a simple white shirt. I’ll bet at least one of the two pieces is Marks and Sparks. Her heritage is one of the hill tribes in northern Thailand - she’s tall, a bit boyish, willowy, small-breasted - so longish skirts really suit her. She loves to play up to her tall Asian style by being the...

The one about yoga in bed Bec woke slowly; all was quiet. She reckoned it was maybe eight, so Riya was already having some kind of pre-conference breakfast. She pictured the mountains of pastries and bowls of designer muesli that the hotel would’ve laid on. It was a pretty big hotel, and the conference was going for three days. Maybe there was even an egg station! Oooh, egg station!! Riya loved them. Riya attended a sales...

“Sonia, if Rupert could stop groping you for a while, we’re meant to be planning our houseparty, which is only a week away!” Lucy gave them a sassy eyebrow raise, throwing a pointed stare at Rupert’s hand on Sonia’s midriff. “And you two!” She glared at Sonia’s hand, high on Tom’s thigh, on the other end of the same large sofa. Sitting opposite them in her armchair, Lucy playfully called out her drunk, horny housemates. T...

In the heat of the moment, love bites mark my skin Leaving bruises like a map of our passion Each one a reminder of the hard and fun times we've had A tattoo of our adventures and kinks I trace the outline of each mark with my fingertips Remembering the way you bit me, so hungry and fierce Leaving your mark on me, claiming me as yours Our love is wild, untamed, and raw You whisper dirty secrets in my ear As we explore new...

In the dimly lit room, she stands before him, trembling Her eyes downcast, a mixture of fear and desire His gaze pierces through her, unyielding She knows what is to come, yet cannot help but admire The air is heavy with anticipation As he approaches her with a slow, deliberate stride She can feel her heart racing, her breath quickening And she knows that she has nowhere to hide His hand reaches out to touch her face And...

The sun beats down on the sandy shore As waves crash against the rocks Three figures lay intertwined Lost in the passion of the moment A vacation gone wild Exploring new boundaries Pushing the limits of pleasure In the heat of the summer sun Hard hands gripping soft skin Panting breaths mingling As the ecstasy of the moment Consumes them completely An unexpected adventure On this secluded beach Where inhibitions are lost...