I once knew a girl
named Dawn.
Who fell in love
With her blue glass, double dong.

She was looking
For a man to date.
But found no one,
So now she masturbates.

Doing this she built up a collection
Of videos and dick pics.
That she used to
Stimulate her clit.

Masturbating whenever she could
morning, noon and night.
She thought that she was
Going to lose her sight.

And if whacking off
Became an Olympic sport.
For the gold medal,
She would be on the world court.