I would fuck you in the shower,
I would fuck you on the floor.
I would even fuck you up
against an elevator door.

I would fuck you in an armchair,
I would fuck you on the bed.
I would even try to fuck you
in the chilly garden shed.

I would fuck you with the lights on,
I would fuck you in the dark.
I would love to fuck you in the car,
or in the local park.

I would fuck you in the wardrobe,
I would fuck you on the table.
I would fuck you in the hen house,
or the pigsty or the stable.

I would fuck you on a bobbing boat,
and I’d fuck you in the sea.
I would fuck you in the kitchen
while you made a cup of tea.

I would fuck you in the sunshine,
I would fuck you in the rain.
I would take you back and fuck you
in the shower once again.

I would fuck you in a changing room,
I’d fuck you in the street.
I would fuck you bent in double,
while I held on to your feet.

I would fuck you oh so gently,
and I’d fuck you nice and deep.
I would even try to fuck you hard
while you were fast asleep.

I would fuck you in the office,
and I’d fuck you on the stair.
I would really truly fuck you
any time and anywhere!